Their womenfolk wait until an appropriate age before deciding to have 9 kids by 8 different fathers.

That's not true at all.

There's always that one dude who double dips.

They're not attached to the continental United States.

They always make sure to properly learn and speak English.Even making sure that they're grammar is correct.

*their. Source: Puerto Rican

*Irony. Source:White person

They're completely peaceful people who never start fights for no reason.

You're lying.

They're wonderful to join in movie theaters. So very quiet and as soon as their children start making noise they quickly shush them so we can all enjoy the movie in silence.

Or hit them with a chancla to quiet them up.

They respect their heritage so much that even 3 generations in they keep their harsh spanish accent.

Infants with earrings

And tattoos

I've never been served with a dirty plate in a restaurant.

From a distance they look like white people

Cagey motherfuckers

The knives give them away.

More like Monogolian like white peopl

How their rice beans recipe is different from Mexicans. Oh the ability of their brave plus sized women to wipe their enormous asses with all those yellow gold rings on their fingers

I bought drugs from them a few times

Reported.

They're self-aware enough to leave America's cooking and knife handling to the Mexicans who won't stab each other to death in the restaurant kitchen.

Or maybe that's just laziness?

I'm half Puerto Rican & half Italian so I might be biased but one good thing about Puerto Ricans is we're not cursed with the ugly gene that is a curse to so many people of German & a English descent, we have actual chins, our skin doesn't resemble the pink flesh of a pig & on average we're more attractive.

What's up with a lot of your women having very masculine facial features?

Go to Puerto Rico & tell me that the women look manly. My mothers side is Puerto Rican but like many Puerto Ricians we are essentially European Spaniards that came to the island a long time ago & intermarried with an Indian or two but the women in my family look no different than Selma Hayek. I've been to Italy a few times & the Europeans from the north vacationing from places like Germany & The UK like like West Virginia trailer trash. If you are trying to argue that Anglo women are more attractive than Mediterranean or Latin women, I think you're just lying to yourself or trying to prove a point that doesn't exist.

I'm only into black queens tbh. I was just wondering why so many PR women have such manly chins and jaws.

Only the ghetto ones or the white trash Ricans.

That punch aint gonna soften itself

I've been to Puerto Rico, and the women are manlier than Jim Norton's dates.

I agree with this

your name is missing a "p"

I'm half Puerto Rican & half Italian

I can smell the hair grease from here.

You can sell a shitty used car at profit and steal it back the same night

Ha! I'm gonna steal that line, I like that.

They often kill blacks in gang feuds

Daayum! They restore good TV pickchurs!

They bitches got big FAT asses.

They're supposed to be very good with a knife.

They could probably hold their own against a Tunisian

My brother's Dominican wife is apparently allowed to call them niggers without repercussion.

They have managed to stay out of Texas unlike their Mexican cousins.

The Puerto Rican Day parade causes all of my neighbors to cower in fear, lock all their doors, and flee the area.

They don't live in Canada.

Their shaped like tall dwarfs.

Brian Gilgore

They're shutting down local schools and hospitals to pay off Goldman Sachs. Boricuas are heroes.

I've never met one.

Their amusement parks

They rape women.

They have a shit ton of pride for their homeland, especially for people who fled and moved here.

I love how lazy and loud and stupid they are

wanna hang out?

They aren't cuban

If you were ever trapped in a car and couldn't move and there were bombs in the radio and hubcaps that were about to go off, any Puerto Rican man women or child could save your life.

Puerto Rican prostitutes cost less than their white counterparts.

They don't live where I live.

They always wear their shirts in the pool

Purple dress shirts

They stab the puppet instead of the ventriloquist.