What's the difference between a woman and a dog?

65  2017-07-01 by TinKnockinMoroccan

Patton Oswalt never killed a dog in its sleep.

31 comments

n/a  PeeSoup3030 2017-07-01

My dog doesn't get pregnant when I dump a load in him

n/a  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-07-01

Proof it could happen though

n/a  Patmcpsu 2017-07-01

A dog understands that I don't want deal with its shit.

n/a  lord_minidisc 2017-07-01

A dog can be president.

n/a  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-07-01

A dog is capable of learning when to use "its"?

n/a  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-07-01

Fair enough

n/a  6jesus6christ6 2017-07-01

dogs can make good stand up comedians

n/a  TossyMcSalad 2017-07-01

There is no point in sending a dog into sex slavery

n/a  Throwaway98709860 2017-07-01

It's never okay to rape a dog

n/a  zenicaone 2017-07-01

but how do you tell if dog wants it or not?

Mine seems to be in the mood all the time.

n/a  thissiteruinedme 2017-07-01

A dog could get neutered and become three more likeable entities.

n/a  xyniphis 2017-07-01

Dogs can play basketball

n/a  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-07-01

Air Cunt

n/a  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-07-01

http://imgur.com/a/NeFzx

n/a  xyniphis 2017-07-01

I remember that totally fun and organic moment from that film, totally fit the character and story and not at all a desperate attempt to end a shitty movie with piggy's dream of being a cheerleader

n/a  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-07-01

I hope she slipped during filming and those glitter beads on the girl-power jerseys got embedded into her mantle layer.

n/a  RabboRibbo 2017-07-01

I don't wish terminal uterine cancer on every dog i see.

n/a  TittyMtnhighway 2017-07-01

I have respect for a dog. I value the opinion of a dog

n/a  porsalin 2017-07-01

Dogs are funny

n/a  -northlondonisred 2017-07-01

About 8 pints of lager

n/a  Doc_McCoy79 2017-07-01

My dog doesn't complain about its mother or its co workers.

n/a  Single_Action_Army 2017-07-01

Dogs talk to me :(

n/a  TossyMcSalad 2017-07-01

I don't find puppies attractive

n/a  holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-01

you're missing out

n/a  crookedmile 2017-07-01

I would never beat my dog.

n/a  Suvario 2017-07-01

Women get bitten by washed up radio hosts and dogs get kicked by them.

n/a  thrillated 2017-07-01

Dogs know where their owners' guns are

n/a  ae_1985 2017-07-01

There's a skid mark leading up to the dog.

n/a  holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-01

I apologise to my dog when I rape it.

n/a  holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-01

I don't consider black dogs as an inferior species.

n/a  holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-01

I value a dogs opinion.

n/a  Frankwasbetter 2017-07-01

Dogs don't complain when they lick peanut butter off my balls.

n/a  suchanjv 2017-07-01

I've never cried while a woman has died in my arms.

n/a  holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-01

i don't call my dog a cunt

n/a  im_not 2017-07-01

Dogs don't smell like fish

n/a  NashuaDan 2017-07-01

You would never put the dog in a woodchipper.

n/a  TedShecklerHouse 2017-07-01

From Women, by Semonides of Amorgos (Poem 7)

Translation and notes copyright 1995 Diane Arnson Svarlien "One type is from a dog--a no-good bitch, a mother through and through; she wants to hear everything, know everything, go everywhere, 15 and stick her nose in everything, and bark whether she sees anyone or not. A man can't stop her barking; not with threats, not (when he's had enough) by knocking out her teeth with a stone, and not with sweet talk either; even among guests, she'll sit and yap; the onslaught of her voice cannot be stopped."

n/a  Barbx 2017-07-01

I didn't try to get my dog fixed.