The Louvre showin some love

142  2017-07-01 by mattyp3

24 comments

This is fucking brilliant. Well done.

Thanks! Fun shop job.

Sniff....

Louvre it alone

Good job getting it into the guy's phone

Next level shit

I so badly wanted to believe this was somehow real after noticing that.

I was wondering if anyone was gunna notice. :D

I was wondering if anyone was going to notice that.

What, they don't let you get closer than like 12 feet to the paintings? How come?

Muslims.

Oh yeah they might culturally enrich the louvre with a bucket of paint.

Keep importing savages, France.

THAT'S RACIST!

Dasdafactsdoe.

Niggers.

There's one in the left corner just waiting to steal something.

I bet that nigga could slither through that crowd of asians and whites and make away with at least 5 or 6 wallets, no problem. Probably a watch or two as well.

Paris is an unbelievably black city (at one point I actually did think I was in Africa) but they don't spend any time at the Louvre. Just Asians and whites!

That crowd isnt husky enough to be r/opieandanthony

Husky?

Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of Husky :


1 A term mothers often use to say to their overweight son when the son says he is fat.


Josh: No mom, those jeans wont fit, im fat.

Josh's Mom: Oh josh, your not fat, just husky, its a good thing, girls like husky.


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Heske. As in James Heske, frequent contributor to the Nobody Likes Onions podcast with Porktruck Milkman. Duh!

Since I am assuming that I am more cultured than your average O&A subreddit pecka I will explain (carefully) to you what is happening in this scene.

This is a horde of asian tourists (and Germans and other faggot-types) at the Louvre, which is probably the most famous museum in the world. These tourists are all taking a picture of the Mona Lisa, errrr, and by that I am referring of course to the MS Paint "Opie & Friends photo shoot w Roland in the shitter". Every one is obsessed with this picture, but hilariously it is behind very thick glass and the actual size of the print is much smaller than you might have imagined it (smaller than 3 foot by 2 foot).

All the while, countless other masterpieces by Raphael, Tintoretto, Titian, and other renaissance masters hang on the walls adjacent, unloved or recognized except by a discerning few. It really is amazing because these other paintings are giant wall-sized frescoes, massive images with exquisite detail and color.

This, by the way, illustrates something I think about notoriety and hype and the way human beings are sort of hard-wired for that. My apologies for the salient interlude. Please continue exploring each other's asses.

Look at the big brain on Barry!

"Big Boy's got the big brain today!"

And despite the museum telling them not to use flash with their cameras, these pricks still do. It's maddening and happens not only at the Louvre, but at the Sistine Chapel, etc. I fucking hate these slants so fucking bad.

This is why I fucking hate art museums