This is why women will never be taken seriously in comedy.

74  2017-07-01 by JamesJoyceDewitt

89 comments

Cultural appropriation shes stealing Hitlers bit

I thought this was some fat open mixer, but this is Sara Schaefer who cohosted an MTV show with Nikki Glaser.

If it's not on Rediculousness it's basically a podcast at this point. No one watches MTV.

If this broad ever gets pregnant somebody needs to beat her stomach and uterus with a rolling pin.

She has that "could be pregnant, or just likes mozzarella sticks" body kinda like my wife.

Lucky guy

At her age it'll be a retard for sure.

Tss

It's "peek", you dumb cunt.

She meant this is the peak of her process.

I'm obviously not an artist.

Women comics only know how to make other women laugh. Women laugh at women comics and they think they're funny. Guys put women on shows because they want to fuck them. The woman comic thinks she's actually talented/successful.

She doesn't actually do that, she just wants to seem like an artist.

Who's this dude

Islam cant get here fast enough.

Sharia gets a bad wrap around here, but it's going to take care of a lot of problems.

Seriously. Every muslim I know drinks and does drugs, I think I can live with the other parts.

It's absolutely astounding how EVERYONE on the left refuses to acknowledge Sharia and the theocracy it imposes. SO MANY people on the left will be affected. Canada just passed that "don't mislabel me" bill: How's that gonna work out when you have whole Canadian communities working under Sharia?

That's easy, the law will de facto only apply to whites because it's only going to be enforced against them. Muslim communities would be ignored for the most part - after all, respecting their customs (that you know and care nothing about) is just tolerant.

The real mindfuck comes when Muslims start propagandizing to women that strength and integrity comes from submission to Islam. This is truly nefarious and the left is absolutely defenseless against it.

That's already happening. Notice how they're turning the hijab into a symbol of feminist solidarity? It was the official poster of the Women's March, and the defacto leader of the feminist movement is Linda Sarsour, a Sharia-supporting Muslim woman.

Wolves in sheep clothing.

I hate her.

That should've been Ayaan Hirsi-Ali's gig.

a fuckin men. ayaan would set all those dumb fucks straight.

Or they would've hired a sharpshooter off the deep web, so they can blame it on men and misogyny anyway.

What a sanctimonious zilch. You don't give a shit about Sharia either. You just want to stick it to the other side

She's not even funny for a woman.

The funny part is she could actually achieve thigh gap, probably had one at one point, and is now all bitter.

Well I guess it's not that funny. More like ironic?

lol at 3641 views

I love fat women now

I didnt mind it, pretty good comic tbh. But its just not my topic

I only watched 30 seconds, but I was expecting a lot worse.

Low key, no shouting or baby voice horseshit like silverman or Schumer

I would dump a load in her, ya know for the goof.

If this doesn't make sense to you I don't know what to tell you, you're obviously not an artist.

Ugh, what a pretentious twat. Real artists use alcohol and drugs to fuel their creativity.

This is so true. The only artist to ever be successful sober was that fro having painter on PBS and I use that term loosely considering he painted the same landscape for 30 years.

Why have I been watching this for ten minutes and counting now?

Because it's mother fucking Bob Ross. Show some respect.

Because its a video equivalent of a morphine drip

Bill Alexander owns mr ross.

Don't you EVER slander the good name of Bob Ross.

Is he like an American Rolf Harris?

Yes, minus the sex pest.

Bob Ross is/was a national treasure.

He's dead. He was trying to warn Patton's wife.

She's obviously joking.

...and I was totally super serious.

Can't tell anymore

I am joking right now.

And if this doesn't make sense to you I don't know what to tell you, you're obviously not an artist.

I've done 5 open mics. I'm practically a non civilian.

Do two open wrists.

rofl

Howling

Check this guy's post history. He's some tryhard, edgy faggot but when things get serious, he has morals.

Who?

I'm talking to you, you son of a bitch.

Why?

Have you looked in the mirror lately? You're an aggravating looking son of a bitch.

You're getting angry friendo. Maybe reasearch my post history some more?

You don't think she's like...being pretentious satirically?

The shit we have to put up with to have access to their holes.

Millennial women are about as interesting as a room temperature glass of water.

That woman is almost 40.

You had to have been anywhere between 10-20 years old when 9/11 happened. This broad was doling out the open-micer yuks in LA as a regular by then.

Is that really the criteria? I'm a fucking millennial.

Me too. Although now they're toting "Xennial" as a thing now, for anyone born between 1977-1983.

Bottom line is: MSM is full of shit and people who don't read.

I always figured a millennial was someone who is now between 10-20. I don't keep up with all these buzzwords anymore.

Time to scoop out that dusty womb.

yeeeesh

You can tell she knows what's important on stage, as a comedic ar'teest...Making ppl laugh? Fuck off, u silly dicks.

This is the stuff that brings the big laughs...

Big Laughs, like doing the worm, naked, on a gym locker room floor...until u develop a genital wary so big, it moves when u flick it.

Within two years Comedy Central, HBO or some major network will give her an eight figure development deal, if it hasn't happened already.

who?

I include most male comedians in the 'woman comedian' genre these days

same

I think shes doing a bit

My gf's miscarriage has more comedic value than whoever this lesbian is.

Wow. This is a collection of the worst people on Reddit. Y'all are sickening

You're stunning and brave.

Fuck bravery. It just takes an ounce of decency to not say the shit posted here by what is apparent to be insecure white men

you've got me in jazz hands so hard rn

Well it looks like you're the one coming in here with the potty mouth and racial slurs, I find this all rather upsetting.

What was that? I think your phone crapped out.

Wow, you're a racist.

You're a grown adult who reads comic books and discusses them on the Internet. Your opinion about anything is automatically invalid you gigantic faggot

You sure showed us.

I'm going to kill myself to make the world a better place.

Are you jewish?

What a breakthrough

women are subhuman and should live in cages. this is not a joke.

Isn't anyone going to photoshop these to show her holding a shotgun in her mouth?

Female Comedy is about different outfits.

Ugh comedians who call themselves artists should be raped repeatedly.

So who is this? You could literally grab any no name comedian and they're about as funny/unfunny as this whore. Guy or girl.

Who?

obvious troll

If her jokes are as good as her looks, she's gonna knock em dead!

I never could empathize with retards until after I read this post. Gonna go suck on a fist full of pennies now.

"Poses that I never do onstage"

Is pausing for laughs a pose?

Unfunny cunt with unfunny white knight followers.

...and I was totally super serious.

Check this guy's post history. He's some tryhard, edgy faggot but when things get serious, he has morals.