dont listen to sam luis, we love you here

126  2017-06-30 by stinksskc

good job today, you are the real ass dude of the day.

/u/theprrattlesnake

65 comments

What does 1920's jazz singer Sam Luis have to do with any of this?

THESE are the questions.

Luis really is the best, I'd suck his dick, but only for the taste of Kim Congdons spicy grease trap.

Luis is good people. I'd say Jim should have chosen him as his ship steerer instead of Sam, since he does a good job hosting his three shows and adds things to discussions. But we all know Puerto Ricans are always too intoxicated to be behind the wheel.

Sam fucking stinks. Since he got the show, he has way too much confidence. Also, he needs to shut the fuck up about being the last professional broadcaster. You should have to have an inkling of broadcasting skills to even whisper that, not obvious verbal and mental crutches with a penchant to turn every topic into a gay fantasy involving the undertaker

Hot take: his night show was good

Sam solo Friday shows are usually good too.

Sam's much better when Jim isn't there.

Hell, I still like the stupid morning show, but its more fun to complain about it.

Jim and Sam was, and is, better with Sam running the board.

I really can't wait till Sam gets taken down a few notches and something happens that shows him for what he is.

He completely scorched a bridge with Opie and we found out his new girlfriend looks hot in a bikini.

All in all, not a bad day for the snek.

So much better than that cunty Skeletor he dated last. But I'd avoid dating comics in general because every Comedian is fucking crazy.

Also your sister and brother in law are comics, so you're well aware.

That, and you're retarded.

is kim his new lady? i knew he was gonna end up fucking her from hearing their first interview

i think you have to tag him in comments for him to receive reddit notification (of mention) if thats what you were trying to do.

i did

she's the only girl they had on kill tony who was actually funny. now they have ali macofsky who is dead eyed garbage

That Ali chick was one of Shia lebeoufs groupies at the NYC "He Will Not Divide Us" shitfest, she was the cringiest.

stinkskc and luis sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g...

>:(

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>:(

<3

Oh you found my clown wig i dropped it

srry got sauce on it :-(

>:(

Does this look like your fucking grandmas backseat

can be cleaned with wop mop

Are nyou making fun of my hair, ill fucking kill you kid

u will meet my uncle gooey louie, fagoot

@=(

Luis is one of the few people that I'll watch now on Anthony's usually boring ass show. He really should just make Luis a co-host with other guests, at least part- time.

Anthony / Keith should have kept luis on board when they had the chance. I'd be surprised if luis has the time to even do it now, while he manages and participates in 8 podcasts a week.

Nah. You suck. You're a nobody. As much as I hate Opie I don't blame him for not booking you on his show.

people have been backing louis here before today, just check the last power ranking or search his name by new

So emotionally invested.

Move along... east side dan is one of this subs top 5 faggots right up there with Hunter cumia

I always thought the /u/theprrattlesnake was a real ass nigger. Why do we hate him ?

sam was saying people here at the sub dont like him which isnt the truth.

Sam is an empty-headed man baby with an extensive collection of wrestling dolls. The only thing beside the WWE he is qualified to talk about is chicken tendies. No one likes Sam Roberts or cares what he has to say. LJG is pretty well-liked here I would say because he drops in and mixes it up.

Sam is a vacuous douche-nozzle set to stun.

Despite today's love fest, the sub would turn on him in a second if he did anything somewhat SJWy

But why would he. He's fucking Luis. Watch 1 episode of Los.

I used to think he was an unfunny douchebag but he is the most entertaining part of LOS and was always great on TACS.

Isn't this the same spineless faggot who gets all upset when someone criticizes him even slightly?

Fuck him too.

You're thinking of Jay...

no? luis gets shit on constantly that was all los was initially he brought all kinds of shit to the show to be critisized on to keep it good

He's not really all that funny in any way, but he's been growing on me. He's sort of like Vic, if Vic weren't a vapid ninny who never talks about anything of consequence.

Louis J. turned the corner when he stopped talking over people with a louder voice like the you-know-whos. Someone must've took him aside and schooled him. It's made a world of difference. He gets better the more I hear him. Also a-peckas.

like the you-know-whos.

Literally half the white people I know are obnoxiously loud. Keep telling yourself whatever dumb shit makes you feel better about yourself though I guess.

Thank you for your input, sir. Have a nice day.

Are you virtue signaling. Dumb nigger

Sam is worse than Opie

I like when Sam does voices and characters. I'm a complete faggot.

Why is this downvoted?

Opie's core character is probably a little bit worse than Sam's (just a little bit), but he could at least put together a good show.

Sam also seems to want to worm himself in between the Ant and Jim friendship. He wants to be there during live shows, he wants to go visit Cumia compound when Norton is a guest... and he simply does not belong there. It seems like this will be a problem for years to come because Anthony is too cowardly to speak up and Jim is relying on Sam to do the managerial legwork to keep his XM paycheck coming. Jim just pretends to like Sam as a financial career move but also cause he needs an ally/drop zone to land on now that he's ditched Gregg.

How many times has Sam said he doesn't even want the show to have anything to do with comedy or comic guests? Sam doesn't like Jim or the stuff Jim is about either and it's for the Opiest of reasons possible - cause he can't compete in that realm (Comedian) and is insecure and enraged about feeling left out when. On paper he's supposed to be the show runner. In the thick of it he's the 3rd wheel

Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of Third Wheel :


One who deters the socialization of a couple, perhaps when being invited out of pitty or through a feeling of duty. This person may be eased into the situation by being allowed to stay in an envirnment he or she has become accustomed to (perhaps a kitchen, where the third wheel can bake cookies for the couple.) The third wheel may feel uncomfortable about watching the couple canoodle on his her her sofa, but none of this is taken into consideration.


Emma is such a third wheel/ cock blocker.


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Erock also thinks we hate him, and therefore he hates us too.

My heart broke the day someone asked on-air about him going to reddit and he said, "Why would I?! They hate us there."

I don't hate Erock. I'm proud of his accomplishments. He was the channel boss before everything went to shit, and that's not even because of some leg-up program due to his Downs Syndrome. He's legitimately talented! I wish him nothing but the best.

And some tasty lead paint chips, to snack on.

Erock is a good boy.

Sounds like Jim knows Opie is not getting renewed and wants Erock on the J&S.

Tequila and donuts day was one of the last great O&A shows

I disagree. Lady Di internship!

We love piggy boy 🐷

hes a real ass dude, hes got a bad att-itude

I find this to be a very loving place. All you have to do is to shit on Opie.

I've hated him for years, still do

Luis is a good ass dude. Not a verbal razor blade and I don't think you're the funniest if we're honest, but you are a solid ass dude and it shines through and brings good energy wherever you are.

I'm so fuckin avant-garde I hate the people this sub will hate in a few months. And you will turn on that bald asshole. A guarantee.

Just hating everything doesn't make you that. It makes you a predictable faggot. The point of this sub isn't that.

what a faggy post? what a faggy post!

more like what a sickie post!

luis and you both blow. just because a semi-name hates opie doesn't mean he's worth a damn comedically, personally, or spiritually. everyone on this sub hates opie, why not suck everyone's cock then you dum-dum?

i did

Hot take: his night show was good

Erock is a good boy.

I like when Sam does voices and characters. I'm a complete faggot.

Sounds like Jim knows Opie is not getting renewed and wants Erock on the J&S.

I really can't wait till Sam gets taken down a few notches and something happens that shows him for what he is.

Tequila and donuts day was one of the last great O&A shows

Why is this downvoted?

Opie's core character is probably a little bit worse than Sam's (just a little bit), but he could at least put together a good show.

Sam also seems to want to worm himself in between the Ant and Jim friendship. He wants to be there during live shows, he wants to go visit Cumia compound when Norton is a guest... and he simply does not belong there. It seems like this will be a problem for years to come because Anthony is too cowardly to speak up and Jim is relying on Sam to do the managerial legwork to keep his XM paycheck coming. Jim just pretends to like Sam as a financial career move but also cause he needs an ally/drop zone to land on now that he's ditched Gregg.

How many times has Sam said he doesn't even want the show to have anything to do with comedy or comic guests? Sam doesn't like Jim or the stuff Jim is about either and it's for the Opiest of reasons possible - cause he can't compete in that realm (Comedian) and is insecure and enraged about feeling left out when. On paper he's supposed to be the show runner. In the thick of it he's the 3rd wheel

We love piggy boy 🐷

u will meet my uncle gooey louie, fagoot