Imagine being high off your ass and having your hearing being ultra sensitive and having that cackling drilling into your ears.
I felt his pain when he said he wanted to turn his headphones down, and look at his face during the beginning of this clip, jesus. The poor stoned bastard
If you told me 8 years ago Opie would be doing shit like this, I would have called you a stupid asshole. Alas now we know he has the vision and inspiration of a night manager at waffle house.
That's why I can't make it through. Something in the back of my mind keeps shrieking "there's literal feces in my room! Get it out! Get it out! Get it out now!" and it's just not a pleasant experience.
the forced laughter is unbearable and anything that nigger does as well, carl looks like a scumbag to begin with, why are these fucks on radio......well maybe not much longer
The fucking high five hug thing UGHHHHHHHH! Their fake enthusiasm is so transparent its fucking infuriating. I wonder if Opie has told them to laugh histerically at everything that is said or if these sad old zilches have decided to do that themselves. I dont know whats worse.
I've come to the conclusion that it's a mandate insisted on by Opie. He hated all those times Anthony said something that made Jimmy laugh really hard and vice versa. He knew they both hated him and it was a bad psychological experience every time it happened.
Now he's "getting back at them" by having a bunch of laughter going on around him that has nothing to do with Ant or Jim.
Following through on this theory, it all makes sense in a way.
He knows Patrice is worshipped, if not the very soul of the show he wished he was accepted by, so he got Sherrod.
He knows Anthony - his "friend" that he misses - is fun and funny and a right winger, so he got a country accent guy in Vic.
He always hated Jimmy, almost from the beginning. So he got Chris because he's like a tall fat baby who also happens to be a comic. Never funny with a babe in the woods vibe. It lets Opie feel superior to Jimmy.
Wow, just wow. The best part is the guy in the background who looks visibly upset at the incredibly fake laughter and sharrod's step and fetchit routine.
Remember, these fuckers are going on a July 4th holiday week, if not two.
It all smells of a radio bit. At least the part where they pump themselves up to be on the brink of getting fired. The Roland story sounds somewhat believable but very random.
Opie knows, that he can create buzz with this firing and victimization shit. I don't trust him and don't want to gloat when the real possibility of him playing the listeners (i.e. haters) is out there.
I've been in an emergency psych ward with poo smearers, paranoids, screamers, door bangers and weepers. If I had to spend 6 hours in this room I'd lose my mind.
Following through on this theory, it all makes sense in a way.
He knows Patrice is worshipped, if not the very soul of the show he wished he was accepted by, so he got Sherrod.
He knows Anthony - his "friend" that he misses - is fun and funny and a right winger, so he got a country accent guy in Vic.
He always hated Jimmy, almost from the beginning. So he got Chris because he's like a tall fat baby who also happens to be a comic. Never funny with a babe in the woods vibe. It lets Opie feel superior to Jimmy.
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n/a FlashVirus 2017-06-30
I love it
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-06-30
I genuinely wish I could. I want to laugh at what a retard he is, like the good old days of Jocktober. But it's so fucking bad. I can never make it.
n/a PretzlKing 2017-06-30
Pretty accurate. This is how the studio reacts whenever anyone tosses out a line that might deserve a quick chuckle.
I know it won't, but I would love it if this went viral. Regardless, nice job capturing the flavor of the show, OP.
n/a TangerineReam 2017-06-30
I love how you turned Opieradio into controlled chaos feedback. It's like I'm at a Wolf Eyes show in '03.
n/a GWARscientist 2017-06-30
Found some bonus footage
https://youtu.be/xxRjc3Dwv5Y?t=10s
n/a The-Lunger 2017-06-30
It's just a hang here, maaan. After 37 and half years in radio, he can finally sit back and soak it all in.
n/a FatMosque 2017-06-30
He can just lean back and take in the empire he's created.
n/a TungstenShit 2017-06-30
King of all he surveys.
Seriously though, it's almost impossible to express with the written word just how terrible this show is. Just. Fucking. Die.
n/a undersight 2017-06-30
Paul looks like he's in hell
n/a Peckahnator 2017-06-30
Poor Doug. He has the calmest show in podcasting history, then he gets booked on this shit.
n/a turnthemaround 2017-06-30
Why is it so calm? I can't think of any reasons why it would be.
n/a MasterPoRivera 2017-06-30
It would seem as if he smokes pot but... nahh he would've mentioned if he smoked weed by now.
n/a WistfulNotions 2017-06-30
Imagine being high off your ass and having your hearing being ultra sensitive and having that cackling drilling into your ears.
I felt his pain when he said he wanted to turn his headphones down, and look at his face during the beginning of this clip, jesus. The poor stoned bastard
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-06-30
If you told me 8 years ago Opie would be doing shit like this, I would have called you a stupid asshole. Alas now we know he has the vision and inspiration of a night manager at waffle house.
n/a PokeredFace 2017-06-30
That gave me genuine anxiety. I also didn't realize it was looping so I watched for like 5 minutes.
It's been a long night.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-06-30
That's why I can't make it through. Something in the back of my mind keeps shrieking "there's literal feces in my room! Get it out! Get it out! Get it out now!" and it's just not a pleasant experience.
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-06-30
Why do they keep slamming the table?
n/a tiss123 2017-06-30
the forced laughter is unbearable and anything that nigger does as well, carl looks like a scumbag to begin with, why are these fucks on radio......well maybe not much longer
n/a richfloss 2017-06-30
An NFL strength training coach during pre-game warm-ups doesn't even yell as much as that faggot Sherrod.
n/a FitLikeArtieLange 2017-06-30
This sounds like a fucking zoo, and no I'm not just saying that because Sherrod is Black. Well ok, maybe a little.
n/a ASUSPC 2017-06-30
Its like they started the most annoying sound game and just forgot to stop.
n/a StufromAus 2017-06-30
The fucking high five hug thing UGHHHHHHHH! Their fake enthusiasm is so transparent its fucking infuriating. I wonder if Opie has told them to laugh histerically at everything that is said or if these sad old zilches have decided to do that themselves. I dont know whats worse.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-06-30
I've come to the conclusion that it's a mandate insisted on by Opie. He hated all those times Anthony said something that made Jimmy laugh really hard and vice versa. He knew they both hated him and it was a bad psychological experience every time it happened.
Now he's "getting back at them" by having a bunch of laughter going on around him that has nothing to do with Ant or Jim.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-06-30
Following through on this theory, it all makes sense in a way.
He knows Patrice is worshipped, if not the very soul of the show he wished he was accepted by, so he got Sherrod.
He knows Anthony - his "friend" that he misses - is fun and funny and a right winger, so he got a country accent guy in Vic.
He always hated Jimmy, almost from the beginning. So he got Chris because he's like a tall fat baby who also happens to be a comic. Never funny with a babe in the woods vibe. It lets Opie feel superior to Jimmy.
n/a GullibleGilbert 2017-06-30
To be fair Patrice makes pretty good Japanese food
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-06-30
You don't think Patrice's sushi falls apart completely like Ant at a roast?
n/a GullibleGilbert 2017-06-30
No
n/a kevin121312 2017-06-30
Wow, just wow. The best part is the guy in the background who looks visibly upset at the incredibly fake laughter and sharrod's step and fetchit routine.
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-06-30
Remember, these fuckers are going on a July 4th holiday week, if not two.
It all smells of a radio bit. At least the part where they pump themselves up to be on the brink of getting fired. The Roland story sounds somewhat believable but very random.
Opie knows, that he can create buzz with this firing and victimization shit. I don't trust him and don't want to gloat when the real possibility of him playing the listeners (i.e. haters) is out there.
n/a TungstenShit 2017-06-30
Next thing you know he'll have stolen the rock bus.
n/a TotallyNotObsi 2017-06-30
Producer Paul listening in the background planning his shooting spree in the studio.
n/a CookieHaid 2017-06-30
related
n/a TotallyNotObsi 2017-06-30
The jpeg compression adds to the horror of Paul lurking in the background.
n/a PhyrexianReddit 2017-06-30
what is this?
n/a helobious1 2017-06-30
Shit.
n/a CookieHaid 2017-06-30
this
n/a FourthMember 2017-06-30
I've been in an emergency psych ward with poo smearers, paranoids, screamers, door bangers and weepers. If I had to spend 6 hours in this room I'd lose my mind.
n/a ScorchIsMyHero 2017-06-30
Winner of the most annoying 30 seconds contest is...
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-06-30
Following through on this theory, it all makes sense in a way.
He knows Patrice is worshipped, if not the very soul of the show he wished he was accepted by, so he got Sherrod.
He knows Anthony - his "friend" that he misses - is fun and funny and a right winger, so he got a country accent guy in Vic.
He always hated Jimmy, almost from the beginning. So he got Chris because he's like a tall fat baby who also happens to be a comic. Never funny with a babe in the woods vibe. It lets Opie feel superior to Jimmy.
n/a TotallyNotObsi 2017-06-30
The jpeg compression adds to the horror of Paul lurking in the background.