Seems like something Ant would have done, but then again, Rolland isn't really Ants type.

No way. Ant doesn't go for the passive aggressive stuff, he kicks in the stall door and gets to the bitin'

Never but then again my friends will no longer go in the same time as me. I might have pissed on their shoes a few times bc it makes me laugh.

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I am more of a Chuck Berry type.

Mor like ur da R Kelly type or sumptin

Topical, Chip.

Do you love me? Now drink my piss

Johnny B. Gross

As much as I've shit in the ocean.

I usually just shit on the beach and cover it with sand. Not I lie, that really happened. Wait til you hear my jury duty story...I'll have y'all in stitches.

You need to shit in the ocean so it follows you to shore like Jaws. That way it'll be funny. Opie is a "student of comedy" so you need to step it up.

You're preachin' to the choir here fella.

I don't have any friends so never

Only total strangers at sporting events or gigs.

Every. Single. Time.

Every Saturday at 130AM in the Franklin Park rest rooms.

Now I know where I'm going this Saturday.

Whenever i want to make my own porn video.

It's just like a comic hang

In fairness, if I had a friend that sat down to pee I would probably record it and mock him for it too.

My friends could shit facing backwards and completely nude and I wouldn't have a clue because I don't make it a priority to keep up on all my friend's bathroom habits. You on the other hand seem to have strong feelings about how men piss. Wonder what's up with that.

i also think he was being serious on this forum for public discourse

Never fuck opie

Not enough apparently

Happened a couple to many times so I have installed permanent urinal live feeds

30-40 why do you ask?

Opie is gay. Or at least bisexual. Its a trend Ive noticed and I wish an autist would put together a Youtube video with the evidence. All of the gay shit on the show (jimmy going butt to butt with random people, Sam kissing Bob Kelly, forcing interns to take shirts off, the gay-off) is pushed by Opie. He always covers it with the "uncomfortable gayness is funny" or "this is because management won't let us have girls" but with the number of times its him pushing the gay stuff forward I think he just likes it.

All us fellas wipe piss off the seat with the big toe of our tube socks.

Only with people in the Inner Circle. Gotta be cool with me filming you shitting if you want to stay in the club.

So Roland was still booking for the Opester's show up until then? Cause I've pretty much only seen the same three disgusting faces in every clip.

No thats weird. Instead I just cup my hands and go, "yummy"

I have never filmed any of my friends shitting,true story.