Roland is Lord

24  2017-06-29 by SirWallaceII

we called you fat, we called you gay, we wish heart attacks upon you and a anal rape by a gang of N persons.

Why would you help us?

Roland whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you Never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

19 comments

n/a  deanthecleanmachine 2017-06-29

No, Randy marsh is Lorde

n/a  dumbshowreference 2017-06-29

Old truckers don't get it but it was funny dude.

n/a  deanthecleanmachine 2017-06-29

cant believe I got downvoted for that

n/a  sexylarrytate 2017-06-29

I have never ragged on Roland. I have always known he is a wonder to behold.

n/a  --DC-- 2017-06-29

You, sir, are an asshole.

n/a  AsianAnalParty 2017-06-29

Who would have known our ultimate hero would be the least famous pedophile to ever work for the show? I take back my comments last week where I said you look like Danny Devito as the Penguin was inflated with an air compressor. I respect you, and I will start watching Roland's Food Court if you get Opie fired. Cross my heart and hope Opie dies.

n/a  jjoharanyc1 2017-06-29

Cross my heart and hOpie dies.

n/a  Compound_MediaPR 2017-06-29

"As the Father has loved me, so have I loved you. Teehee!"

n/a  Dennyislife 2017-06-29

Remember how we used to question why they pretty much left him alone? Now we know. He had the power to go nuclear

n/a  --DC-- 2017-06-29

Fatty Fat Fat aint nuttin to fuck wit Fatty Fat Fat aint nuttin to fuck wit

n/a  diabeticpenguins 2017-06-29

Legend.

n/a  doublej927 2017-06-29

Fuck Roland. Hope he has that heart attack soon.

n/a  Tom_Stall 2017-06-29

*Lard

n/a  Sippycupofpee 2017-06-29

This is actually about the mad Cubans wife's sister won't fuck roland.

n/a  undersight 2017-06-29

Shut up. It just means he's been crying to HR all those years and that's why nobody could pick on him.

n/a  --DC-- 2017-06-29

Quit harshin our mellow ya fuck

n/a  BonesMalone2 2017-06-29

Shouldn't have made the panda angry!

n/a  buttholebrigade 2017-06-29

We've always known Roland does not fuck around, it hasn't been talked about for a while but look up "O&A Roland VS" and theres plenty of shit up there, heres Rowland VS East Side Dave for instance. I hope Roland goes in for the kill on this one.

n/a  dom6502 2017-06-29

One set of very, very deep footprints

n/a  LoouisCuCK 2017-06-29

Roland is fucking worthless.

n/a  vadermonkey 2017-06-29

Hahaha what the fuck is this sub

n/a  SirWallaceII 2017-06-29

:P