TIL Justchins Stangel has always been a chinless, mop-headed, potato-shaped, unfuckable

20  2017-06-29 by RamonFrunkis

18 comments

Why is he puffing his chest out? I mean I know he's a badass but be more humble about it dude.

I think it was just him sucking in his gut so he could zip up the jacket.

The right side looks like a fat Greg Giraldo.

What barrel size is that leather jacket?

he looks exacty the same

also, where is this motherfuckers neck?

Except that his hair has naturally darkened and become cotton candy like with age. As is usual.

Wow, I didn't know some high schools back in the 70's had competitive eating teams that you could letter in.

He loves costumes. It's not his.

Last guy on earth who should be regularly plastering imagery of his appalling visage on social media.

That last comma destroyed what was a post with enormous potential.

Why is everyone an uneducated boob?

I'm usually really good but I initially had potato-shaped, unfuckable Flintstone. Realized that was hack and took it back. I am truly sorry, family member.

I'm just mashing your scrotum, chief x

But you called him "Justchins" and then "chinless". That don't make no sense.

He has a good memory though. He blocked from Twitter 2 years ago, and I went on Instagram today to follow him and got blocked without even making a comment.

When the best thing someone can say about you is

you look great to someone

then no, you don't.

Looks like a fat Bogdanoff.

Does his brother still wipe his fat ass after he shits.

He says "the years have not been kind"...

He looks exactly the same...an obese, slant-chinned tub of shit.

Fat faggot in a little coat

I'm usually really good but I initially had potato-shaped, unfuckable Flintstone. Realized that was hack and took it back. I am truly sorry, family member.