Nice reflective sunglasses, they compliment your unattractive round face and gross facial features. We can all see you're insecure about your face being that you're trying to overcompensate for it by growing out a beard, but it's just not working...the same way your shitty Caesar haircut isn't working. Also, nice shoulder hair, you would resemble Tony Soprano if he was an unemployed deadbeat who has a fetish for shitty furniture. Someone said you look like you're 42, I would say you look like a 45 old divorced father of two whose wife just divorced him because he was simply too gross to deal with any longer.
Happy Birthday though, brass balls you have for posting your pic on this subreddit.
Off-brand oakleys, odd growths on the face including the chimo beard, lilly white hands that have never done a hard day's work, and this lovely package is sitting in what is obviously your parent's lawn chair outside your parent's house. What's not to love? HBD, friendo.
29 comments
n/a gregorio_ilidivich 2017-06-29
Just a man enjoying a cigar on a summer day, not much to roast here.
n/a BoongChook 2017-06-29
The cigar is a phallic symbol - confirmed cock sucka!
n/a Mud- 2017-06-29
Happy birthday sir, you are quite a handsome gentleman. Enjoy that cigar but not too much. You don't want cancer, lol.
Also you seem to be a fat slob and the wife beater look is awful, grow the fuck up and buy a real shirt.
n/a Nick_1989 2017-06-29
Nice sunglasses Neo
n/a segasarnold 2017-06-29
you look 42
n/a wgtragic 2017-06-29
What are you smoking? A PEKAHH????? LOL just chippin ya babe
n/a MimibeardsIey 2017-06-29
Must have wishwd for your shoulders to grow pubes
n/a disawayisthrows 2017-06-29
Nice reflective sunglasses, they compliment your unattractive round face and gross facial features. We can all see you're insecure about your face being that you're trying to overcompensate for it by growing out a beard, but it's just not working...the same way your shitty Caesar haircut isn't working. Also, nice shoulder hair, you would resemble Tony Soprano if he was an unemployed deadbeat who has a fetish for shitty furniture. Someone said you look like you're 42, I would say you look like a 45 old divorced father of two whose wife just divorced him because he was simply too gross to deal with any longer.
Happy Birthday though, brass balls you have for posting your pic on this subreddit.
n/a copperk55k 2017-06-29
you are such a child, you still think having a beard and smoking a cigar makes you a man.
n/a BoongChook 2017-06-29
Happy birthday dude. What cigar is that?
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-06-29
rothschild 125th anniversary
n/a BoongChook 2017-06-29
Nice.. I usually smoke Cohiba Siglo 6
n/a greygooser 2017-06-29
Did that greasy pimple devour your eyebrows or are they just hidden under your awful 90's sunglasses
n/a connordon94 2017-06-29
Only a few more until you're bald
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-06-29
Jooooohn saHaaaaaaawg
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-06-29
Did you Lewinsky that cigar up your boyfriend's asshole first? Also, nice fossil watch, poverty shirt and gas station sunglasses.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-06-29
Its a samsung gear 3 sir
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-06-29
My parents never let me smoke inside too.
n/a BarryMcCaulkener 2017-06-29
Off-brand oakleys, odd growths on the face including the chimo beard, lilly white hands that have never done a hard day's work, and this lovely package is sitting in what is obviously your parent's lawn chair outside your parent's house. What's not to love? HBD, friendo.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-06-29
my hands are clean now, but I worked for a landscaper for a couple years. Other than that, you were perfect
n/a BarryMcCaulkener 2017-06-29
Nooooo you're perfect. Now get out there and slay some box for your birthday old sport.
n/a Griz-x 2017-06-29
Everyone Ive ever met that wears those faggy late 90's oakley rip offs are always douchebags that tend to have low IQs.
n/a Zehirete 2017-06-29
TSS YA, W-WAIT WAIT WAIT! NICE CIGAR...W-WHAT ARE YA GONNA DIE OF FAWKIN' LUNG CANCER OR SUMPTHIN'??
n/a 867-5309- 2017-06-29
This is just sad.
n/a lowend73 2017-06-29
You really deserve a brick to the head. I mean that in the most kindest way.
I think you're okay buddy.
n/a helobious1 2017-06-29
Pepper Hicks got a haircut
n/a stinksskc 2017-06-29
you look older than me.
also stop trying to be a poor mans pepper hicks
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-06-29
They put gutters on trailers now?
n/a Sicboy69 2017-06-29
The 90's called & want their sunglasses back.
n/a BarryMcCaulkener 2017-06-29
Nooooo you're perfect. Now get out there and slay some box for your birthday old sport.