Its my 22nd birthday. Roast my fat ass

0  2017-06-29 by [deleted]

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Just a man enjoying a cigar on a summer day, not much to roast here.

The cigar is a phallic symbol - confirmed cock sucka!

Happy birthday sir, you are quite a handsome gentleman. Enjoy that cigar but not too much. You don't want cancer, lol.

Also you seem to be a fat slob and the wife beater look is awful, grow the fuck up and buy a real shirt.

Nice sunglasses Neo

you look 42

What are you smoking? A PEKAHH????? LOL just chippin ya babe

Must have wishwd for your shoulders to grow pubes

Nice reflective sunglasses, they compliment your unattractive round face and gross facial features. We can all see you're insecure about your face being that you're trying to overcompensate for it by growing out a beard, but it's just not working...the same way your shitty Caesar haircut isn't working. Also, nice shoulder hair, you would resemble Tony Soprano if he was an unemployed deadbeat who has a fetish for shitty furniture. Someone said you look like you're 42, I would say you look like a 45 old divorced father of two whose wife just divorced him because he was simply too gross to deal with any longer.

Happy Birthday though, brass balls you have for posting your pic on this subreddit.

you are such a child, you still think having a beard and smoking a cigar makes you a man.

Happy birthday dude. What cigar is that?

rothschild 125th anniversary

Nice.. I usually smoke Cohiba Siglo 6

Did that greasy pimple devour your eyebrows or are they just hidden under your awful 90's sunglasses

Only a few more until you're bald

Jooooohn saHaaaaaaawg

Did you Lewinsky that cigar up your boyfriend's asshole first? Also, nice fossil watch, poverty shirt and gas station sunglasses.

Its a samsung gear 3 sir

My parents never let me smoke inside too.

Off-brand oakleys, odd growths on the face including the chimo beard, lilly white hands that have never done a hard day's work, and this lovely package is sitting in what is obviously your parent's lawn chair outside your parent's house. What's not to love? HBD, friendo.

my hands are clean now, but I worked for a landscaper for a couple years. Other than that, you were perfect

Nooooo you're perfect. Now get out there and slay some box for your birthday old sport.

Everyone Ive ever met that wears those faggy late 90's oakley rip offs are always douchebags that tend to have low IQs.

TSS YA, W-WAIT WAIT WAIT! NICE CIGAR...W-WHAT ARE YA GONNA DIE OF FAWKIN' LUNG CANCER OR SUMPTHIN'??

This is just sad.

You really deserve a brick to the head. I mean that in the most kindest way.

I think you're okay buddy.

Pepper Hicks got a haircut

you look older than me.

also stop trying to be a poor mans pepper hicks

They put gutters on trailers now?

The 90's called & want their sunglasses back.

Nooooo you're perfect. Now get out there and slay some box for your birthday old sport.