I made it a point to painstakingly scroll through all these posts to see if anybody else had the same thought. We all lost a little part of ourselves that day when that line was "uttered"
Oh man. How about all of those characters Opie did, huh? Harry the Hater, Loves the Internet Guy, Ship Steerer. Such classic bits!
Ooh, how about all of those hilarious viral videos! How to Chain Your Dragon, Philly Crew know how we do, the fat lady in McDonalds. I'm laughing just thinking about them!
Really though, what I'll miss is Opie's laid back, anything goes, hang vibe that he's created throughout the years. You know Opie could go on, do a show by himself and it'd be good, but he chooses to bring in his guys and make it feel like a wild party. A zoo, if you will.
if this really is the final run for Oqie Raqio, then it will be sorely missed. This sort of entertainnment definitely isn't something that you can hear on any radio talk show anywhere across the country. It will be a void that is impossible to fill.
But hey, who knows? Maybe someday the b-b-b-b-b-boys will get back together on Compound Media! Imagine how great it would be to hear them all together! Ooooh, my anus is leaking just from the thought of it!
He got jealous when he found out that Troy and Erock were childhood friends, kept insisting that Troy was to cool for Erock, tried to get Ron to back him up, and finally stated that he was like Troy
We're all going to be REALLY disappointed when he plays his normal games and then at the last minute re-signs for whatever they offer and acts like he got a raise.
When he got vocally upset with the staff for not finding the news article about those stupid birds he was so proud of, only to find out it from a restaurant placemat for children.
My favorite in the history of the show. It highlights all his deficiencies in one clip.
Ant and Jim are riffing on funny situations to hear "Paul R Nelson". Jim says oh my god I'll be fucking my chick later thinking, "I'm Paul R Nelson." Ant busts out the bull horn, "this is your captain Paul R Nelson speaking." Jim vollies "now batting."
Opie, prompted by the bullhorn and spoon fed by Ant's captain/flying improv gets this AMAZING idea. He throws out the first half of probably the most famous quote in the history of humanity, which is the only Opie line to get a legit Jimmy wheeze laugh in the history of the show, the rest of the room titters, Opie cracks the fuck up at his own brilliance...
then STUMBLES over and RUINS the second half of THE most famous quote of all time because he's a flatheaded, large breasted stupid, narcissistic dullard. Then, aware of his idiocy, panics and goes "going thru da thing, going thru da thing.. any more we can think of? I'm..." because he literally cannot think of another single famous quote from anyone in the history of humanity because he's a flatheaded, large breasted stupid, narcissistic dullard.
Whenever he'd say 'futchitive' instead of fugitive.
It makes me smile every time I hear it because I recall him also saying that he should've been a doctor. Makes me realise that delusional behaviour can be funny sometimes. Also, when Ant finally mentions his inability to pronounce a word, he falls apart with frustration like his retardedness is not actually a big deal.
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n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-06-29
"Take that, you Son of A Burger!"
crickets
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-06-29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amawaslwzXA&feature=youtu.be&t=4303
What's great is that everyone is laughing and telling movie quotes for 10 minutes and Opie kills it with that hunk of shit of a line.
n/a Bobby_Newpooort 2017-06-29
Earlier in that same video
Grinding halt.
n/a jasim18 2017-06-29
Opies short-lived 'Devil' character.
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-06-29
Shit, I don't even remember that one.
n/a Phantas_Magorical 2017-06-29
He would talk in a demonic voice into the mic. One of his all-time best bits, easily top 5.
n/a lowend73 2017-06-29
WANNA PLAY?
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-06-29
When he cried
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-06-29
JUST LEAVE IT ALONE!
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-06-29
You'll have to be WAY more specific.
n/a ObsessiveMuso 2017-06-29
BIG BOY'S GOT THE BIG BAT TAHDAYUH
n/a StuntPeckah 2017-06-29
Ugh. One of the worst things ever.
n/a Jaeromaru 2017-06-29
I made it a point to painstakingly scroll through all these posts to see if anybody else had the same thought. We all lost a little part of ourselves that day when that line was "uttered"
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-06-29
If you're making the pun, say "uddered" you dolt.
n/a Jaeromaru 2017-06-29
This is true. Thanks lamb chop
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-06-29
You're welcome, lemon shark.
n/a FatMosque 2017-06-29
What is it about saltwater that makes your body reject it so violently?
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-06-29
"Have you ever just looked at water? It's like it's invisible."
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-06-29
Oh man. How about all of those characters Opie did, huh? Harry the Hater, Loves the Internet Guy, Ship Steerer. Such classic bits!
Ooh, how about all of those hilarious viral videos! How to Chain Your Dragon, Philly Crew know how we do, the fat lady in McDonalds. I'm laughing just thinking about them!
Really though, what I'll miss is Opie's laid back, anything goes, hang vibe that he's created throughout the years. You know Opie could go on, do a show by himself and it'd be good, but he chooses to bring in his guys and make it feel like a wild party. A zoo, if you will.
if this really is the final run for Oqie Raqio, then it will be sorely missed. This sort of entertainnment definitely isn't something that you can hear on any radio talk show anywhere across the country. It will be a void that is impossible to fill.
But hey, who knows? Maybe someday the b-b-b-b-b-boys will get back together on Compound Media! Imagine how great it would be to hear them all together! Ooooh, my anus is leaking just from the thought of it!
n/a IntoTheRealm 2017-06-29
I'll forever miss the Stangel era of the show!
n/a GeMigMat 2017-06-29
He got jealous when he found out that Troy and Erock were childhood friends, kept insisting that Troy was to cool for Erock, tried to get Ron to back him up, and finally stated that he was like Troy
n/a RahnBayngtin 2017-06-29
I want to hear this
n/a GeMigMat 2017-06-29
It's Troy talking about his limp bizkit rip-off band.
n/a schmuckOnWheels 2017-06-29
"give yourself a bell" was a great line brotherman. Let's get that one on a t-shirt. It will "sell like hotcakes".
n/a StuntPeckah 2017-06-29
All his shirts are blowin' up!
n/a StuntPeckah 2017-06-29
The one time he finally stood up to that bully Anthony and told him to stop chewing into the mic!
n/a TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-06-29
I'll always look back at the time he started playing air saxophone as one of the high points in radio history.
n/a Phantas_Magorical 2017-06-29
"Are you going to see the Loch Ness monster lake? I'd go see that lake"
n/a Yaseetheo 2017-06-29
I need to hear this.
n/a illydelph 2017-06-29
We're all going to be REALLY disappointed when he plays his normal games and then at the last minute re-signs for whatever they offer and acts like he got a raise.
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-06-29
You watch your FAWKIN mouth!
n/a Jaeromaru 2017-06-29
When he got vocally upset with the staff for not finding the news article about those stupid birds he was so proud of, only to find out it from a restaurant placemat for children.
n/a lowend73 2017-06-29
When he said he dabbled in the coke in college, but forgot what it smelled like.
n/a illydelph 2017-06-29
"The Opester did some coke in his day, TRUST ME!"
n/a Joe_Cumia 2017-06-29
The period of time where he was depressed/slightly catatonic after his father died a premature death
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-06-29
Hmm. I have a sick father, I'm not gonna harp on that one.
His bitching about his mom's craziness I will harp on, though.
n/a shimshammcgraw 2017-06-29
My dad's dead and I can still find it in me to laugh at opie and his dumb, dead pop pop.
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-06-29
You know what, you're right! FUCK OPIE'S DAD AND R. BUD DWYER!
n/a hanniballa 2017-06-29
That time he beefed with gigantic faggot, fez whatley, list and then cried on air becoming an even bigger gay than fez in the process
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-06-29
One small step for maaaan... huhuhuh... one giant STEP for..
My favorite in the history of the show. It highlights all his deficiencies in one clip.
Ant and Jim are riffing on funny situations to hear "Paul R Nelson". Jim says oh my god I'll be fucking my chick later thinking, "I'm Paul R Nelson." Ant busts out the bull horn, "this is your captain Paul R Nelson speaking." Jim vollies "now batting."
Opie, prompted by the bullhorn and spoon fed by Ant's captain/flying improv gets this AMAZING idea. He throws out the first half of probably the most famous quote in the history of humanity, which is the only Opie line to get a legit Jimmy wheeze laugh in the history of the show, the rest of the room titters, Opie cracks the fuck up at his own brilliance...
then STUMBLES over and RUINS the second half of THE most famous quote of all time because he's a flatheaded, large breasted stupid, narcissistic dullard. Then, aware of his idiocy, panics and goes "going thru da thing, going thru da thing.. any more we can think of? I'm..." because he literally cannot think of another single famous quote from anyone in the history of humanity because he's a flatheaded, large breasted stupid, narcissistic dullard.
n/a Dawgsie 2017-06-29
Whenever he'd say 'futchitive' instead of fugitive.
It makes me smile every time I hear it because I recall him also saying that he should've been a doctor. Makes me realise that delusional behaviour can be funny sometimes. Also, when Ant finally mentions his inability to pronounce a word, he falls apart with frustration like his retardedness is not actually a big deal.
I'll miss him.
Just kidding. He's a cunt.
n/a Billyassman 2017-06-29
I got nothing.
n/a DryTeeth 2017-06-29
When a caller called him out for having great big tits....and after 33 yrs of radio & a self proclaimed "student of the comedic arts"....
His response? "Ugghhh, what, u wanna suck em?"
Good one Ope.
n/a ajaxtheformula 2017-06-29
When it ends
n/a shimshammcgraw 2017-06-29
My dad's dead and I can still find it in me to laugh at opie and his dumb, dead pop pop.