Joe's tux is a great fit

It's gotta be difficult being a dog-eater while being the size of a dog.

A dog will last you a full week though, instead of one breakfast and supper.

Such bad luck to be born with that disability of being Asian.

I want to kick them so bad.

She'd get it. I'd like to bust a load between those pretty wide-set eyes.

Ahhh little people.I hate fuckin midgets.

I wonder what their dates were like.
"Well it's each other or nobody."

Alright already - we get it. He's short. We heard you.