As civilians, don't you just love hearing comics talking about how other acts "slaughtered" "murdered" "killed" and "crushed" on stage?

6  2017-06-29 by FlangeMaster6

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We all love it. The problem is, where can we find people talking about it?

I forgot "destroyed"

Oh sure.

I'd have more respect for comics if they legitimately began murdering and slaughtering people while on stage.

All comics are neurotic assholes when off stage, and they talk about each other like they're fucking military with this civilian horseshit.

But hey, "New York comics are nothing like LA comics, you know?!?!"

Annihilated.

What I love more than anything is when they tell me that I shouldn't have a voice online, because I need to be blessed by God with the kind of incomparable talent that they have. They are entertainers, they are performers, they have been in the trenches of the war of comedy. I don't deserve to be able to express myself. They're fucking better than me.

I always love it when a comic kills his audience with Munchausen by proxy.