Opie has thrown down the gauntlet

91  2017-06-29 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

19 comments

oh, you!

Wait... that's not really a Tweet From Opie!

There is one problem with this tweet. There is zero chance in hell he'd tag Jim in it.

Are you questioning the authenticity of the screencap tweet? If so, you're questioning the journalistic integrity & the good name of:

u/SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

The CuntDick's are a prideful people with a rich & storied history. They drove the Cumia's (known as the Khimiya's 3500yrs ago) out of central Africa and into the remote islands off Tunisian coast in 1420 B.C.

[Here's proof of the CuntDicks driving the African hords, known as the Khimiya's...the present day Cumias...out of central Africa, and into the outskirts of present day Tunisia)[https://books.google.com/books?id=ZTNTz3POoZUC&pg=PA305&lpg=PA305&dq=khimiya+africa+1420+AD&source=bl&ots=qVaoHarl5v&sig=YzPTiWns38RULiNvKL-5JW232G4&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjK9Pvd9OHUAhUm4IMKHSYlCwsQ6AEIHTAA#v=onepage&q=khimiya%20africa%201420%20AD&f=false]

I like this Opie.

Jim really did it this time boy.

Opie's mammary glands are piping hot... The milk has been brought to a boil...His teats done runneth over.

U know Opie is fed up when he references his meaty, pendulous udders in a tweet.

So that's why my ears were burning.

Your ears are going to be piping hot for next few weeks.....after reading that Wikipedia update last week...."Pendulous Udders Hughes" is the only way I can refer to him now.

Well at least he's learned to poke fun at hims.... oh.

Im so happy that he's finally embracing his ample bosom size. I've jerked many a time over those lovable fun bags. They deserve praise.

This is wizardry. Repent.

My heart started rushing. It's a shame that's the only thing that got my heart going today, not exercise but a radio feud between tits and worm boy.

You beta hold back ya tits or they'll make a bunch of milk lakes all ova the place or sum'in. Fawkin peesa gawbage.

ohhhh shit!

i'd have fallen for it if my eyes were not trained to scan for rogue 'peckas'

You faggot

Fat Tits would have taken this bait if it were the other way around.

I thought this was real at first then I saw the 5 retweets.

You almost got me!

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Norton "liked" that tweet on Twitter which I found quite amusing.

I feel like a lot of people would respect Opie more if he actually Tweeted something like this.

Hmm the account is called @opieradio and he does have big tits. This all checks out.

Are you questioning the authenticity of the screencap tweet? If so, you're questioning the journalistic integrity & the good name of:

u/SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

The CuntDick's are a prideful people with a rich & storied history. They drove the Cumia's (known as the Khimiya's 3500yrs ago) out of central Africa and into the remote islands off Tunisian coast in 1420 B.C.

[Here's proof of the CuntDicks driving the African hords, known as the Khimiya's...the present day Cumias...out of central Africa, and into the outskirts of present day Tunisia)[https://books.google.com/books?id=ZTNTz3POoZUC&pg=PA305&lpg=PA305&dq=khimiya+africa+1420+AD&source=bl&ots=qVaoHarl5v&sig=YzPTiWns38RULiNvKL-5JW232G4&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjK9Pvd9OHUAhUm4IMKHSYlCwsQ6AEIHTAA#v=onepage&q=khimiya%20africa%201420%20AD&f=false]