Who has a more pathetic love life, Mrs. Rogan or Mrs. Hughes?

5  2017-06-28 by disawayisthrows

And why? Both are very attractive women, yet both are married to men no woman would find attractive. What are the chances both are cheating, and likely who are they cheating with?

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I think that Mrs Hughes probably has a fulfilling sex life now that Opie seems to be living the single life and going out every night after work with the owner of a failing deli. Considering that Opie was always all about getting home to his kids after the show, the smart money is on her filing for divorce.

As much as I don't want it to be true, I think Opie would at least be smart enough to have made her sing a pre nup, unlike ol billy boy

And what key will that prenup be in, so I can tell the musicians?

God dammit, I fucking knew someone would comment before I could edit it. Cant change it now, C key

Thank you. They're tuning up. Fucking illiterate.

oh, fuck you, it was a 2 letter mix up

Take the hit!

I did you cunt. Doesn't mean I'm not allowed to fire back

Rogan is on steroids and all kinds of shit so his balls will have shrivelled up and his sex drive gone to nothing but he probably pays some UFC stud to fuck her.

Plus Mrs Rogan has to lift him up on the bed.

I would think that even though they both couldn't fuck their way out of a wet paper bag with scissors for hands, Rogan is at least in good shape and might have stamina. Hell, he probably has some herbal supplement called Alpha Cock or something that keeps his prick hard but not sensitive. Meanwhile, imagine Opie laying on top of you sweating, big tits hanging like stalactites of pale flesh begging you to put a finger up his ass while he slowly grinds his half-flaccid little pecker into you and your hole slowly but surely dries up.

Your comparison of Opie's breasts to stalactites of pale flesh is golden.

What a shitty face. What is it with these "men's men" who think a Schumer face is acceptable just because a woman is tall and blond?

Wasn't she head of the NAACP?

Which one? Cuckold Joe Rogan's wife, or Cuckold Joe Rogan's daughter?

There are a alot of disgusting frumps out there that would wanna fuck Rogan and don't know he's gay.

You're fucking up references. If Opie is a cuck Mrs. Hughes has an incredible sex life. Big Dicked negro's (and Bam) giving it to her hard.

Isn't it understood that Joe Ronstein is a homosexual, who fancies wrestling, hunting with his men, and weightlifting?

I heard he was fucking Jeff Leach.

Maybe they meet up a few times a week for lunch and discuss their pathetic husbands and then go to a hotel and scissor for a few hours?

Rogan's father-in-law explains the courtship:

https://youtu.be/tuUEmGk20MA

That was one funnyman.

Mrs. House Negro.

That was one funnyman.