I have it on good authority that the gossip from yesterday was that Opie's wife divorced him.

32  2017-06-28 by troyquaza

29 comments

Ok deep throater

How did u no my nickname

I reaaaaallly want that to be true.

Confirmed.

She's gonna take Sherrod in the settlement.

Dassa for the bessdo

This is funnier than anything sherod has ever said

Goddamnit that was funny.

Is "the settlement" the name of her twat?

Oh that's right, it's Gregg.

I was thinking of this for some time since Opie's band is tattooed

Sam said he was excited to tell his wife, so I assumed it had something to do with Opie's wife.

I live in Philly and can confirm that I saw a crew talking about divorce.

Where's Fr. Dorris?

Was said crew sporting translucent white liquid on their chins, lips, and hands? Then we can confirm.

I still think the Philly Crew could take the Proud-boys and Samcro Joe's biker bros in an oldschool rumble. They're just a bunch of white trash douchebags from Philly who tolerate Opie because their old neihgnorhood whore (one of their kid sisters I assume) is bleeding him dry for millions of dollars.

Well a toddler could take the proud boys. That garage footage was embarrassing.

I would finally be able to maintain an erection in women if this news was true.

Anybody else expect to see Vos's dumb face?

Yes. I thought for sure I was going to click through and see some stupid picture of Vos or a plug for his next gig. Not sure if I'm pleasantly surprised or disappointed.

Its a bit of both. Almost like you had to take a shit, but realized once you're on the bowl its just gas.

Rich Vos will be performing at the Gotham Comedy Club in NYC this Friday and Saturday at 8:00pm.

I thought it was gonna be that fucking Peyton Manning one that most of reddit finds so hysterical.

we dont do that gay reddit shit here

As long as we're not doing gay shit.

"Divorcing" is usually a lengthy process....first you are separated.

He's been sleeping in the guest bathroom since at least the first Harry Hater video

They call that the "Bam Room".

holy shit this would destroy tits

Can confirm, was recently at F.H. Riley's.

Brother Elmo says: "if you don't know my brother personally than shut up!"