"Put ya hat on fowids" my muddah always used ta say "who do you think you are Lamar's son who's travellin on business for the next 5 to 7 years?"

Nope. That would have cost money.

People would love those. Jimmy should get a kick starter together and make it happen.

cricketer chip... why dont you suck that wicket like a peckah or somethin, cheerio have some tea or crumpets or somethin

I'd love to hear South African Chippah:

Ay puss coop. Me mootar woss a kaffir luvvah.