Joe Rogan is shorter than 5"5 Arianny Celeste. And he's a foot closer to camera. He must be like 5"3 or maybe even less. He's just a few inches from being a legal dwarf

17  2017-06-28 by [deleted]

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Lil' Joe R

do mushrooms make you shrink?

Not according to Super Mario Brothers.

Science bitches

Poor little feller

Great beer rest though

She's closer to the camera, but yeah he's a shrimp

Google says he's 5'8 but it also says 6,000,000+ died in the holocaust so take it with a grain of salt.

Oy vey

tss like kosher salt or sumthin

I want to hold hands w/ the young lady in red.

Get in line buster.

legal dwarf

This is Happy, that's Dopey and here's our legal dwarf Jewey.

4"10 is dwarf limit. I'm betting Joe is like 5 even

He really is the Diddy Kong of the stand up comedy populace.

That's not Arianny.

Who cares?

Pretending to be apathetic to cover for your fuck up, sad.

Now you're stalking me. I've memorized your new handle.

Faaaag.

much love

Maybe its cuz gravitational lensing?

If he had aids he could be Jimmy's twin

I have it on good authority that he's actually 100 yards in front of those broads in that pic.

Not according to Super Mario Brothers.

Oy vey

tss like kosher salt or sumthin