I saw Bert Kreischer outside of a comedy club shirtless and wearing cargo shorts and sandals. That's all I have to say about that.

Did he look at you and yellow out, "lets party". And have a bunch of interesting crazy stuff happen afterwards.

Did he look as stupid,as he is stupid.

He's definitely a dork but he just seems so happy to be there that I can't dislike him.

Ugh. I hope you lose a few limbs to diabetes before it kills you.

Do you mother fuckers like anything?

I like that this upsets you

Bert Kreischer is where you draw the line? A guy who's idea of comedy is hack shit like taking his shirt off?

Don't forget about his bullshit stories. It's like he literally took a page out of Tucker Max's book.

The andycumia cocktail.

Haven't listened, did he gain all of the weight back?

Yes.

Fuck Bert and his mom and your mom too.

He's not a comic in the sense that we know comedians, and it's obnoxious that he puts himself in the same category as Bill Burr, but he doesn't bother me. Seems like a nice guy.

Perhaps the hardest of tries

My least favorite thing about him has always been that laugh. For some reason it wasn't too bad today.

Maybe he needs to only come in after 24 hour benders (assuming he wasn't bullshitting about that). Maybe he was too worked over to reach his usual screeching pitch.

But his other laugh is that ratchet wrench clicking that black people do.

Seagull motherfucker.

Of all Rogan's friends, Bert is the least funny one. Apart from when he takes off his shirt, that shit's hilarious.