Carl "My entire life is a lie" Ruiz

29  2017-06-27 by TonyFromLongIsland

17 comments

Gotta love a guy who shops at Spencer's Gifts.

Exclusively.

just die

But not before we call CSS on him.

His head is eerily shaped like the black chick from The Shield http://mediamass.net/jdd/public/documents/celebrities/4728.jpg

I worked for a bunch of the mob guys...uhhhhhhh....at the golf course.

Yea when i was a caddy the mob guys treated us the best.

No problems...i kept my mouth shut.

I looooooved working for the mafia though. I gotta keep it vague though.

Nah nah it was legit....I uhhhhhhhh... can't talk about it.

Legit though Bobby.....all on the up and up.

tss no u didnt I did. lil chippy D

he dresses like a 12 year old youtube star

I don't know enough about this guy to spend my energy on hating him, but I know enough to not like him.

That's exactly how I feel.

What a fucking faggot !!

Stolen valor

Sometimes at a mall I walk past a Hot Topic or a Spencer's Gifts and I wonder to myself "Who the hell buys this shit?"

Now I know.

Im happy to not know a single thing about this guy... does he really call himself "the mad cuban"?

Do you think Fieri made him swallow?

He used to hang out with that muffler salesman with the painted hair.

He used to hang out with that muffler salesman, the one with the painted hair.

La migra! La migra!