She has a body like she didn't make it out of the concentration camp. I bet one of her bony knuckles gets caught in the ball and drags her into the ball return after weaving between all 10 pins.
I can't help but read this with Patti's cadence. Of all the fucked up characters in the O&A universe, the one that turned their life around the best has to be dear Stalker Patti. She got a job and a place to live and whatnot.
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n/a Griz-x 2017-06-27
It's bad when you automatically read it in her shitty voice
n/a theronin23_ 2017-06-27
Do ya have annie shoes in size e-levvun?
n/a jsnoots 2017-06-27
She manages to finish a sentence with a 4 or 5 syllable word for maximum Patty speech pattern effect.
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-06-27
I wonder if she'll discuss the time she crawled naked through a roomful of mousetraps, or is that too much too soon?
n/a CasinoIndian 2017-06-27
Women's bowling leagues are surprisingly understanding about that sort of thing.
n/a parrotpeople 2017-06-27
Or got fingered in the ass by the guy from the bunny ranch
n/a TonyFromLongIsland 2017-06-27
Hope she falls and breaks something.
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-06-27
She might break her hymen.
n/a malvin77 2017-06-27
Define "interesting".
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-27
"depressing"
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-06-27
She needs pack on some pounds. Then I'd shenkle bout it.
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-06-27
I too, have been fingered in the ass more recently than I have gone bowling.
n/a PleasePMmeSteamKeys 2017-06-27
I just got a friend request I sent to a girl that I liked declined and mark as spam. Fucking cunt.
n/a ShetUp 2017-06-27
I would fuck jesus into that lady.
n/a K1bbler 2017-06-27
So you're saying you would fuck the gardener in the ass while he's fucking her.
n/a thissiteruinedme 2017-06-27
She has a body like she didn't make it out of the concentration camp. I bet one of her bony knuckles gets caught in the ball and drags her into the ball return after weaving between all 10 pins.
n/a Jackthejew 2017-06-27
Her whole arm would come off if her fingers got stuck in the ball
n/a SegaCKY 2017-06-27
That may very well be the funniest fucking thing I've ever read on this stupid sub.
n/a whoaDAVIDwhoa 2017-06-27
yech, she thinks she's a lady
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-06-27
Put beside a Nia Burr, I could believe it.
n/a PaintedPicture 2017-06-27
Funny, I'm listening to 2008 r&f where she brags about bowling her first 200 game.
n/a thrillated 2017-06-27
The Goose is on the case!
n/a sanhozay1 2017-06-27
Do you guys think I'd have a shot with her?
n/a FishstickJones 2017-06-27
MVP Big Rosa gonna punchfuck her spine straight.
n/a ReviewGuruChannel 2017-06-27
I want to eat her pussy, get her horny as fuck, and then not fuck her.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-27
She can finger my balls any time.
n/a Nier_faot 2017-06-27
it's embarrassing when i have to ask for size 12 for shoes for my girlyfriend
n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-06-27
Good for her. Patti's a good egg.
n/a CommanderCock 2017-06-27
I can't help but read this with Patti's cadence. Of all the fucked up characters in the O&A universe, the one that turned their life around the best has to be dear Stalker Patti. She got a job and a place to live and whatnot.
Good for her.
n/a drunk8gods 2017-06-27
Speaking of, whatever happened to Pat from Moonachir?
n/a Pale_Pen15 2017-06-27
Meanwhile I'm drunk at 8:30 in the morning playing shitty video games I hate
n/a telemecanique 2017-06-27
she's the winner in these decades of stupidity
n/a UhLookHereMan 2017-06-27
shud be IN-tuh-RES-tinnnnng
n/a Jackthejew 2017-06-27
Her whole arm would come off if her fingers got stuck in the ball
n/a SegaCKY 2017-06-27
That may very well be the funniest fucking thing I've ever read on this stupid sub.