"Ah, what funny Netflix special should I watch, 'Kill all White People' by Prindār Dihububāāt? Or 'Look at my Pussy' by Iliza Shlesinger?" - Nick Mullen
184 2017-06-27 by JMueller2012
I know he's a polarizing figure on here but sometimes he really nails it
90 comments
n/a JerseyLowLife 2017-06-27
he's a good boy.
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-06-27
I prefer "Blah, Blah, Blah I'm a Mexican" by every spic on with a Netflix special.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-06-27
Inquisitive Indian Guy
n/a boogsuge 2017-06-27
That's me
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-27
How about "Do you BELIEVE this Donald Trump guy?" by every weaselly white guy with glasses on a Netflix special?
n/a kinskiassassination 2017-06-27
Dana carvey
n/a hookahreed 2017-06-27
David Cross
n/a zenicaone 2017-06-27
Jews
n/a TARE_ME 2017-06-27
Is this a Chingo Bling throwback?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Z9LZ68YgY&t=2m23s
n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-06-27
'member Pablo Francisco?
n/a Three_Finger_Brown 2017-06-27
Thats no way to talk about Louie
n/a OochyWally 2017-06-27
What if dolphins smoke weed, bro? - Joe Rogan
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-06-27
is the recent ep worth a try ?
n/a JMueller2012 2017-06-27
This is from last week's premium. I haven't heard Wednesdays or the one that came out today for premium
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-06-27
are the premiums still on that soundcloud page or anywhere else ?
n/a JMueller2012 2017-06-27
I think so. They post them on the Subreddit
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-06-27
thanks
n/a breadmoccasin 2017-06-27
Doesn't he write for Problematic with Heeby Kikenberg?
n/a JMueller2012 2017-06-27
Who gives a fuck. He's still funny
n/a TARE_ME 2017-06-27
false
n/a JMueller2012 2017-06-27
It's a valid defense. How ducking autistic are people that they can't enjoy comedy just because the comedian's worked on a show they hate/they hate. That doesn't define them for me
n/a TARE_ME 2017-06-27
i am a hollow reed, trouble blows through me like the wind.
n/a creamboy123 2017-06-27
i thought he usually wore Nikes
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-27
Louis CK wrote for the Chris Rock show.
Writing for a garbage show doesn't mean you're not funny.
n/a whatisthishere 2017-06-27
What kind of a horrible analogy is that? Chris Rock is not an annoying SJW as far as I know, and he has been great for a long time. You can't compare Chris Rock to Sirky Syzmie, who is only now famous for a pandering liberal comedy central show.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-27
Chris Rock is fine.
The Chris Rock Show (tm) was garbage.
n/a whatisthishere 2017-06-27
You're comparing Chris Rock and Louis Ck to Nick Mullen getting a writing job on Ivanna Bagle's Social Justice show. Nick said it was all black women, and he was hired to provide the other side.
n/a DrSANDMAN09 2017-06-27
These threads have taught me a lot. I havent listened to a single podcast, but I hate a guy's laugh ive never heard.
n/a breadmoccasin 2017-06-27
Still, I'm not debating whether or not Nick is funny. I think he's funny! I agree with the sentiment he expressed. He's just writing for a show that embodies, maybe more than almost any other show, that same "comedic" tone that he's teasing, there.
I'm not calling him a hypocrite or saying I dislike him, I was just pointing that out.
It's like someone chewing Beech Nut tobacco and teasing someone who smokes. It's not that he's not funny, just somewhat ironic.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-27
Fair enough.
n/a forcedhammer 2017-06-27
Yeah those 'people' have been trying to reappropraite him as one of their own so they can have someone who is actually funny for once in their camp.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-06-27
Nigga needs to eat and buy power tools.
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-06-27
The Chris Rock Show was a prototype of The Chappelle Show, so you should swallow a penis or a dagger.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-27
That doesn't make it good. The Model T is the prototype for my Nissan Sentra but it's still a hunk of shit with no seatbelts and stupid fucking drop forged front axle.
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-06-27
Do your best to drive it off the side of a bridge into a body of water, you tasteless contrarian simp.
n/a ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-06-27
He wasn't head writer and basically said they ignored all his ideas. Whatever, he's working. Remember 3 years ago he lived with a Chinese family that ate fish eyes.
n/a Woujo 2017-06-27
You're a weak bitch if you start to hate somebody just cuz they worked on a SJW show. Just man the fuck up and enjoy funny comedy.
n/a Chuck_Chasem 2017-06-27
They needed "an Alt-right guy". He barely got any good jokes according to himself.
n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-06-27
B-But Nick's a dermacrutic surshialist?
n/a doublevea 2017-06-27
I think he just says that because he realizes he has an opportunity to make some $ off his comedy and he doesn't want to get the 'Sam Hyde' treatment from potential club owners/TV networks from appearing too right-wing.
n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-06-27
Poor Sammy :(
n/a thellimist 2017-06-27
You seriously must be retarded to listen to Nick for any amount of time and think he leans right.
n/a doublevea 2017-06-27
I don't think he leans right, I just don't think he's as staunchly left-wing as the other 2 on the podcast/the Chapo twats
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-27
Nick Mullen's a good egg. He's a bit reactionary but overall a funny guy with a good head on his shoulders.
n/a srb9586 2017-06-27
Ok gigantic faggot guy who analyzes comedians.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-27
Ahh, busted!
n/a srb9586 2017-06-27
jk, you're actually one of the few posters around here who consistently makes sense or makes me laugh.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-27
Aw shucks. Well now that I've been recognized it's time for me to stop posting on this shithole.
n/a srb9586 2017-06-27
yeah, i didn't wanna say anything, but when looking at your post history, i saw you posted in r/Tumblrinaction so I think it would be best if you made another account.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-27
Tumblrinaction is basically an alt-right hub at this point so I think I should get a pass.
n/a BoongChook 2017-06-27
Just suck each others cocks why don't ya
n/a Chuck_Chasem 2017-06-27
Us civilians would never understand.
n/a srb9586 2017-06-27
Bill maher the nigger guy. Was the hardest ive laughed when just turning on a podcast ever. Luckily nobody heard it over that greek fat retard with an annoying laugh.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-06-27
nyehehehehehehhehehehehehe
n/a DanceLikeTheJig 2017-06-27
Then he always ends it with a "fuck yeah dude." I hate that fucker more than Opie. His laughter is so obviously fake, he stops on a dime, yet he still does it. Does he think it's endearing? Why does Nick not make him stop? He's Nick's little yes-man bitch, he'd stop if Nick told him too.
n/a blumpkinboy69 2017-06-27
I've listened to pretty much every CumTown episode despite him, but it's getting to the point where I can't block him out anymore. CumTown would be better if Nick dragged nails onto a chalkboard after ever joke instead of having this fat fuck laugh. His constant sex references are NEVER funny and he really comes off as a pathetic slob. It seemed impossible, but somehow the whiny, effeminate Jew isn't the worst host.
n/a DanceLikeTheJig 2017-06-27
Seriously, I thought Adam was the worst part of the show, but his effeminate voice is not nearly as grating as that fucking cunts fake laugh. I was listening the other day and Nick said something like "this guy was asian" and that douche just started bursting with laughter like it was the funniest thing ever said, only to stop immediately as soon as Nick continues with his story, only to explode with laughter at Nick's next mundane observation. He deserves death.
n/a Chuck_Chasem 2017-06-27
Nick is obviously the star of the show, but Adam is the thinking fan's underdog. Stav is just a fat ICP fan. "My friendship with Stav ended. Adam is now my best friend"
n/a 6jesus6christ6 2017-06-27
i think adam is the best
n/a Albinophillip 2017-06-27
Adam has really grown on me.
n/a dmix 2017-06-27
Sounds like every episode with Tom Papa. Can't stand that dudes laugh after the fiftieth thing he found hilarious.
n/a crookedmile 2017-06-27
"Oh hell yeah dude"
n/a bignoid 2017-06-27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTsOjtnV838
n/a RJPennyweather 2017-06-27
I've never heard what he actually said, kind of a shame the first funny thing he said in a decade got him so much heat.
n/a pj530i 2017-06-27
careful, if too many people say too many nice things about cumtown, this sub will start making unflattering photoshops and telling stories about how they use their patreon money to fly to southeast asia and watch tween ladyboys fight to the death
n/a mancubuss 2017-06-27
Wouldn't that make us like him more?
n/a stoplookinggatmeswan 2017-06-27
Yeah I've been listening to this podcast more lately and Nick is great, but those other two hosts suck balls. Especially the fat retard who laughs every 2 seconds, jesus christ that laugh is insufferable.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-06-27
Not really polarising. It's always you who praises him.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-06-27
And you who bitches about it
n/a stinksskc 2017-06-27
i like him
n/a blackirishlad 2017-06-27
you like a lot of men, that proves nothing
n/a forcedhammer 2017-06-27
fuck yeah
n/a BullsLawDan 2017-06-27
So you're not going to link to the quote or tell us where it's from?
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-06-27
I think it's from last week's premium Cumtown episode "There was an Amber Alert". They bash the shit out of illiza.
It's the first time I've ever heard all three of them agree, even Adam, and call a woman a cunt.
n/a ReviewGuruChannel 2017-06-27
Even OpieRadio gets more listens than Zilch Town.
n/a stinksskc 2017-06-27
not true
n/a ReviewGuruChannel 2017-06-27
Compare the YouTube views for both shows.
n/a stinksskc 2017-06-27
that proves nothing why would anyone listen to cumtown on youtube? thats comepletely retarded
n/a ReviewGuruChannel 2017-06-27
You can gauge popularity on YouTube. If someone is a fan of something, they'll look it up on YouTube. I know you love to masturbate with Cumtown in the background but it's pretty obvious they're nobodies.
n/a pj530i 2017-06-27
because people listen to podcasts on their phone and you have to jump through hoops to do that with youtube unless you want to pay money
n/a ReviewGuruChannel 2017-06-27
You only addressed one of my points. Kill yourself, faggot.
n/a pj530i 2017-06-27
People use youtube for media when it's convenient. Listening to Opie's garbage on YT is more convenient than having a sirius subscription or finding somewhere else to steal it. Same for music. Children and poor people who can't afford spotify use youtube.
Here's the latest episode of cumtown:
http://shoutengine.com/CumTown/CumTown-0057-ep-57-my-wonder-woman-review-37718.mp3
Why would I use youtube for that?
Have a nice evening
n/a ReviewGuruChannel 2017-06-27
YouTube is one of the most popular sites in the world. Who the fuck knows about Shout Engine you fucking mental degenerate? Simply put, there are more retards listening to Opie Radio on YouTube than there are hipster faggots listening to Cumtown on the entire fucking Internet.
n/a pj530i 2017-06-27
I don't doubt that more people listen to opie radio. I am saying that if someone is a listener to cumtown, they most likely do not listen through youtube because it's stupid to do so, making yt comparisons inaccurate and irrelevant. Nobody is discovering cumtown by watching "ironic racism tutorial" videos on yt and then having a "cumtown - nick says the n-word a bunch" clip pop up in their Suggested feed. They find it through fun word of mouth discussions like you and I are having and then download it.
I would wager that nick only cares about his own pleasure when eating ass so I don't even want that.
n/a ReviewGuruChannel 2017-06-27
Stop being civil, you stupid asshole.
n/a stinksskc 2017-06-27
where you finding full episodes of cumtown on youtube, dumbass
n/a ReviewGuruChannel 2017-06-27
That black tar shit is bad for your brain. My entire argument went over your faggot haircut lice-infested head.
n/a stinksskc 2017-06-27
cumtown isnt on youtube retard
n/a ReviewGuruChannel 2017-06-27
That's not the argument retard. Go snort some more H. Maybe that'll get you back to your senses.
n/a stinksskc 2017-06-27
why would i waste heroin by snorting it
n/a Muted_Post-Horn 2017-06-27
If you havent followed nyc guido voice on twitter youre missin out
n/a jimmybrite 2017-06-27
Netflix makes me fuckin sick. I gotta ditch that shit and set up Sonarr and/or couch potato on my dedicated plex server.
n/a chupacobra87 2017-06-27
Yeah, as annoying as Adam is, how much Stav laughs, and how Nick repeats himself sometimes, their show is still funnier than anything Anthony or Jimmy do together or separately at this point (No point including Opie here)
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-06-27
The last couple of weeks of shows have been really solid.
n/a watermoniker 2017-06-27
yeah after like two months of absolute shit when nick was in la
n/a redditisfun21 2017-06-27
"I know he's a polarizing figure" shutup stupid
n/a gregorio_ilidivich 2017-06-27
Who?
n/a Clint0nBukowski 2017-06-27
Who is this guy? Where did she say this? Pretty spot on
n/a verdunkelt 2017-06-27
He does the Cum Town podcast. It's honestly the funniest thing out right now.
n/a MattMattMatthew 2017-06-27
Nick is funny but he sucks balls at Battlefield. He just hides as medic and never revives people.
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-06-27
It's one "ā", not two.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-06-27
Who gives a fuck. He's still funny
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-27
Louis CK wrote for the Chris Rock show.
Writing for a garbage show doesn't mean you're not funny.
n/a Chuck_Chasem 2017-06-27
They needed "an Alt-right guy". He barely got any good jokes according to himself.
n/a TARE_ME 2017-06-27
false
n/a hookahreed 2017-06-27
David Cross
n/a 6jesus6christ6 2017-06-27
i think adam is the best
n/a Albinophillip 2017-06-27
Adam has really grown on me.