"Ah, what funny Netflix special should I watch, 'Kill all White People' by Prindār Dihububāāt? Or 'Look at my Pussy' by Iliza Shlesinger?" - Nick Mullen

184  2017-06-27 by JMueller2012

I know he's a polarizing figure on here but sometimes he really nails it

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he's a good boy.

I prefer "Blah, Blah, Blah I'm a Mexican" by every spic on with a Netflix special.

Inquisitive Indian Guy

That's me

How about "Do you BELIEVE this Donald Trump guy?" by every weaselly white guy with glasses on a Netflix special?

Dana carvey

David Cross

Jews

'member Pablo Francisco?

Thats no way to talk about Louie

What if dolphins smoke weed, bro? - Joe Rogan

is the recent ep worth a try ?

This is from last week's premium. I haven't heard Wednesdays or the one that came out today for premium

are the premiums still on that soundcloud page or anywhere else ?

I think so. They post them on the Subreddit

thanks

Doesn't he write for Problematic with Heeby Kikenberg?

Who gives a fuck. He's still funny

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It's a valid defense. How ducking autistic are people that they can't enjoy comedy just because the comedian's worked on a show they hate/they hate. That doesn't define them for me

i am a hollow reed, trouble blows through me like the wind.

i thought he usually wore Nikes

Louis CK wrote for the Chris Rock show.

Writing for a garbage show doesn't mean you're not funny.

What kind of a horrible analogy is that? Chris Rock is not an annoying SJW as far as I know, and he has been great for a long time. You can't compare Chris Rock to Sirky Syzmie, who is only now famous for a pandering liberal comedy central show.

Chris Rock is fine.

The Chris Rock Show (tm) was garbage.

You're comparing Chris Rock and Louis Ck to Nick Mullen getting a writing job on Ivanna Bagle's Social Justice show. Nick said it was all black women, and he was hired to provide the other side.

These threads have taught me a lot. I havent listened to a single podcast, but I hate a guy's laugh ive never heard.

Still, I'm not debating whether or not Nick is funny. I think he's funny! I agree with the sentiment he expressed. He's just writing for a show that embodies, maybe more than almost any other show, that same "comedic" tone that he's teasing, there.

I'm not calling him a hypocrite or saying I dislike him, I was just pointing that out.

It's like someone chewing Beech Nut tobacco and teasing someone who smokes. It's not that he's not funny, just somewhat ironic.

Fair enough.

He's just writing for a show that embodies, maybe more than almost any other show, that same "comedic" tone that he's teasing, there.

Yeah those 'people' have been trying to reappropraite him as one of their own so they can have someone who is actually funny for once in their camp.

Nigga needs to eat and buy power tools.

The Chris Rock Show was a prototype of The Chappelle Show, so you should swallow a penis or a dagger.

That doesn't make it good. The Model T is the prototype for my Nissan Sentra but it's still a hunk of shit with no seatbelts and stupid fucking drop forged front axle.

Do your best to drive it off the side of a bridge into a body of water, you tasteless contrarian simp.

He wasn't head writer and basically said they ignored all his ideas. Whatever, he's working. Remember 3 years ago he lived with a Chinese family that ate fish eyes.

You're a weak bitch if you start to hate somebody just cuz they worked on a SJW show. Just man the fuck up and enjoy funny comedy.

They needed "an Alt-right guy". He barely got any good jokes according to himself.

B-But Nick's a dermacrutic surshialist?

I think he just says that because he realizes he has an opportunity to make some $ off his comedy and he doesn't want to get the 'Sam Hyde' treatment from potential club owners/TV networks from appearing too right-wing.

Poor Sammy :(

You seriously must be retarded to listen to Nick for any amount of time and think he leans right.

I don't think he leans right, I just don't think he's as staunchly left-wing as the other 2 on the podcast/the Chapo twats

Nick Mullen's a good egg. He's a bit reactionary but overall a funny guy with a good head on his shoulders.

Ok gigantic faggot guy who analyzes comedians.

Ahh, busted!

jk, you're actually one of the few posters around here who consistently makes sense or makes me laugh.

Aw shucks. Well now that I've been recognized it's time for me to stop posting on this shithole.

yeah, i didn't wanna say anything, but when looking at your post history, i saw you posted in r/Tumblrinaction so I think it would be best if you made another account.

Tumblrinaction is basically an alt-right hub at this point so I think I should get a pass.

Just suck each others cocks why don't ya

Us civilians would never understand.

Bill maher the nigger guy. Was the hardest ive laughed when just turning on a podcast ever. Luckily nobody heard it over that greek fat retard with an annoying laugh.

nyehehehehehehhehehehehehe

Then he always ends it with a "fuck yeah dude." I hate that fucker more than Opie. His laughter is so obviously fake, he stops on a dime, yet he still does it. Does he think it's endearing? Why does Nick not make him stop? He's Nick's little yes-man bitch, he'd stop if Nick told him too.

I've listened to pretty much every CumTown episode despite him, but it's getting to the point where I can't block him out anymore. CumTown would be better if Nick dragged nails onto a chalkboard after ever joke instead of having this fat fuck laugh. His constant sex references are NEVER funny and he really comes off as a pathetic slob. It seemed impossible, but somehow the whiny, effeminate Jew isn't the worst host.

Seriously, I thought Adam was the worst part of the show, but his effeminate voice is not nearly as grating as that fucking cunts fake laugh. I was listening the other day and Nick said something like "this guy was asian" and that douche just started bursting with laughter like it was the funniest thing ever said, only to stop immediately as soon as Nick continues with his story, only to explode with laughter at Nick's next mundane observation. He deserves death.

Nick is obviously the star of the show, but Adam is the thinking fan's underdog. Stav is just a fat ICP fan. "My friendship with Stav ended. Adam is now my best friend"

i think adam is the best

Adam has really grown on me.

Sounds like every episode with Tom Papa. Can't stand that dudes laugh after the fiftieth thing he found hilarious.

"Oh hell yeah dude"

I've never heard what he actually said, kind of a shame the first funny thing he said in a decade got him so much heat.

careful, if too many people say too many nice things about cumtown, this sub will start making unflattering photoshops and telling stories about how they use their patreon money to fly to southeast asia and watch tween ladyboys fight to the death

Wouldn't that make us like him more?

Yeah I've been listening to this podcast more lately and Nick is great, but those other two hosts suck balls. Especially the fat retard who laughs every 2 seconds, jesus christ that laugh is insufferable.

Not really polarising. It's always you who praises him.

And you who bitches about it

i like him

you like a lot of men, that proves nothing

fuck yeah

So you're not going to link to the quote or tell us where it's from?

I think it's from last week's premium Cumtown episode "There was an Amber Alert". They bash the shit out of illiza.

It's the first time I've ever heard all three of them agree, even Adam, and call a woman a cunt.

Even OpieRadio gets more listens than Zilch Town.

not true

Compare the YouTube views for both shows.

that proves nothing why would anyone listen to cumtown on youtube? thats comepletely retarded

You can gauge popularity on YouTube. If someone is a fan of something, they'll look it up on YouTube. I know you love to masturbate with Cumtown in the background but it's pretty obvious they're nobodies.

because people listen to podcasts on their phone and you have to jump through hoops to do that with youtube unless you want to pay money

You only addressed one of my points. Kill yourself, faggot.

People use youtube for media when it's convenient. Listening to Opie's garbage on YT is more convenient than having a sirius subscription or finding somewhere else to steal it. Same for music. Children and poor people who can't afford spotify use youtube.

Here's the latest episode of cumtown:

http://shoutengine.com/CumTown/CumTown-0057-ep-57-my-wonder-woman-review-37718.mp3

Why would I use youtube for that?

Have a nice evening

YouTube is one of the most popular sites in the world. Who the fuck knows about Shout Engine you fucking mental degenerate? Simply put, there are more retards listening to Opie Radio on YouTube than there are hipster faggots listening to Cumtown on the entire fucking Internet.

I don't doubt that more people listen to opie radio. I am saying that if someone is a listener to cumtown, they most likely do not listen through youtube because it's stupid to do so, making yt comparisons inaccurate and irrelevant. Nobody is discovering cumtown by watching "ironic racism tutorial" videos on yt and then having a "cumtown - nick says the n-word a bunch" clip pop up in their Suggested feed. They find it through fun word of mouth discussions like you and I are having and then download it.

I would wager that nick only cares about his own pleasure when eating ass so I don't even want that.

Stop being civil, you stupid asshole.

where you finding full episodes of cumtown on youtube, dumbass

That black tar shit is bad for your brain. My entire argument went over your faggot haircut lice-infested head.

cumtown isnt on youtube retard

That's not the argument retard. Go snort some more H. Maybe that'll get you back to your senses.

why would i waste heroin by snorting it

If you havent followed nyc guido voice on twitter youre missin out

Netflix makes me fuckin sick. I gotta ditch that shit and set up Sonarr and/or couch potato on my dedicated plex server.

Yeah, as annoying as Adam is, how much Stav laughs, and how Nick repeats himself sometimes, their show is still funnier than anything Anthony or Jimmy do together or separately at this point (No point including Opie here)

The last couple of weeks of shows have been really solid.

yeah after like two months of absolute shit when nick was in la

"I know he's a polarizing figure" shutup stupid

Who?

Who is this guy? Where did she say this? Pretty spot on

He does the Cum Town podcast. It's honestly the funniest thing out right now.

Nick is funny but he sucks balls at Battlefield. He just hides as medic and never revives people.

It's one "ā", not two.

Who gives a fuck. He's still funny

Louis CK wrote for the Chris Rock show.

Writing for a garbage show doesn't mean you're not funny.

They needed "an Alt-right guy". He barely got any good jokes according to himself.

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David Cross

i think adam is the best

Adam has really grown on me.