A half finished 'man cave' littered with empty Amazon boxes.

Carl Ruiz look alikes

i wish someone would push his face into his favorite cast iron skillet

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

some one should really put that on a shirt

Old ladies knitting sweaters and retired truckers with no legs or hands to turn off their radio.

Ralphie May taking a shit into a glass of milk

Goofy dads who think "How I Met Your Mother" earlier seasons were edgy.

You forgot about "Rules of Engagement" too

No he didn't

The radio on next to an empty chair.

What does "Fetal alcohol syndrome" look like?

People who look like Jason Alexander but are extremely jealous of R. Kelly's love life.

Deaf.

Me, when I listen to Aids and Chia Pet on my way to work and forget to change the channel so it plays on extremely low volume when I get in my truck on lunch break. Extremely low as in I don't even notice it's on or I would switch it. These are the people listening to Opie. People who aren't listening. But to directly answer your question, fat, pathetic, alcohol worn and ghoulish.

Andy Bernard. I hate to make any references to the American Office but that's exactly what comes to mind. A guy who thinks it's hilarious and cool to give a nickname like "Big Tuna" to a new employee because they had a tuna sandwich on their first day. Confidence that stems from obliviousness.

Basically guys who are embarrassed of their own effeminate tendencies so they overcompensate by mimicking what they think is "typical dude" behavior.

Nah not really anything about masculinity. Just foolish people in general, who have somehow subconsciously figured out a way to insulate themselves from any self-awareness that would reveal to them that they're lame.

Plus I think a corporate office environment creates those types of people. If you have a shitty office job you're not too bright to begin with, then add to it all the urgings by personnel and upper management to behave towards each other in an overly nice, accepting, PC ditzy way. They don't want any rocking of the boat so they brainwash their employees until they're all doofy cliches having cliched discussions and making cliched jokes.

Water cooler talk, elevator music, office humor, they're all in the same category.

I work in an office and this feels like a personal attack.

You sir are the nigger in the woodpile of self-loathing :)

Todd Petingel

Dogs whose owners left the radio on so they would think there are people in the house.

People like this stud.

A bag of rocks,or a box of cocks.

Casper the friendly ghost.

Two dicks touching at the tip, then both fitting together snugly inside one's overstretched foreskin.

Lynsi and her bull so they know how much time they have before Greggshells returns home. They're punishing him and won't allow him to watch.

Bam Margera

I work in an office and this feels like a personal attack.