TL;DR: friends and I tried to impress girl with knife throwing on camping trip. She could tell we were all fags. Now im mad at home beating off to tranny porn.
I think there's a revolution every three feet when throwing knives, I used to throw knives and axes at an old tree, was pretty good at it too. Put the tip of the knife up on the tree, and about every step back is half a revolution.
Here's an example of why women aren't finished: because she could have been 10 times as annoying, and both you and your friend still wanted to put a baby in her.
That evolutionary sex drive is a fucking shitty woman overlooking piece of shit.
26 comments
n/a aTwinkForFez 2017-06-27
TL;DR: friends and I tried to impress girl with knife throwing on camping trip. She could tell we were all fags. Now im mad at home beating off to tranny porn.
n/a TangerineReam 2017-06-27
I just spit my water out; that was hilarious
n/a aTwinkForFez 2017-06-27
fags+tranny= gold
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-06-27
Did you have to pull over your 98 Ford Taurus?
n/a BullsLawDan 2017-06-27
He almost drove off the road you guys.
n/a Yaseetheo 2017-06-27
The Jim Norton Story
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-06-27
I wanted to make a Jim Norton goes camping joke, but even the premise is too unbelievable to build on.
n/a aTwinkForFez 2017-06-27
fawkin weenie roastin all night
n/a dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-06-27
What the hell are you banging on about?
n/a ShetUp 2017-06-27
You should tell her about your huge crush on her, you fucking creep.
n/a TangerineReam 2017-06-27
my boy is banging her, although we have some chemistry. Or HAD.
n/a itrits 2017-06-27
Fawwwk, the chemistree is still there
n/a holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-06-27
rape her
n/a MushroomFacedAsshole 2017-06-27
I wish a tree fell and killed all three of you.
n/a TangerineReam 2017-06-27
HA
n/a holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-06-27
theres a tree on my head
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-06-27
That story was a waste of time but I'm all in on hating women.
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-06-27
Tell any spooky stories? I love camping
n/a holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-06-27
there were no stories about blacks
n/a Mod_Impersonator 2017-06-27
I ain't reading one line of this garbage, go post on /r/incels you queer.
n/a Soriano33alfonso 2017-06-27
To fucking long
n/a TangerineReam 2017-06-27
*Too
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-06-27
TL;DR: Guy would have only enjoyed the Eiffel Tower because another dude was there and he needed eye contact with him to come.
n/a TangerineReam 2017-06-27
"Thats the bit"
n/a DanceLikeTheJig 2017-06-27
I think there's a revolution every three feet when throwing knives, I used to throw knives and axes at an old tree, was pretty good at it too. Put the tip of the knife up on the tree, and about every step back is half a revolution.
n/a BullsLawDan 2017-06-27
Here's an example of why women aren't finished: because she could have been 10 times as annoying, and both you and your friend still wanted to put a baby in her.
That evolutionary sex drive is a fucking shitty woman overlooking piece of shit.
n/a BullsLawDan 2017-06-27
He almost drove off the road you guys.