In a perfect world, when she got done with that long winded explanation her husband would have said something like, "Yep. But when I married mommy I didn't realize how much she was going to protect her muscles and bones. She's so protected that I don't love her anymore and you won't be getting any more brothers and sisters because of it." Then he would quietly go to his room and pack a bag never to return again.
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n/a WPHDstuntboy 2017-06-25
Certainly this is of blittle value https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img.webmd.com/dtmcms/live/webmd/consumer_assets/site_images/media/medical/hw/h9991024.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/body-mass-index-bmi-for-adults&h=600&w=460&tbnid=BdW0T-bzBzxRVM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=123&usg=__VLzzutlRw5cDgZ3lk1sQmGhoEvI=&vet=10ahUKEwizsNCpgdrUAhUIyoMKHZ2EB0gQ9QEIKjAA..i&docid=7wLjz_B6w40-OM&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwizsNCpgdrUAhUIyoMKHZ2EB0gQ9QEIKjAA
n/a WPHDstuntboy 2017-06-25
Certainly this is of little value reddit!
n/a timallenonacid 2017-06-25
Daughter is a fat cunt too. I would make sure to call her little fatty oink oink in front of all of her school mates so the nick name sticks.
n/a blackirishlad 2017-06-25
only in those pictures. it's a mirage.
n/a dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-06-25
"self-help author and body positive parenting blogger"
n/a xyniphis 2017-06-25
Thats a whole lot of fancy words for bored homemaker
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-06-25
If she were as body positive as she's claiming, she wouldn't be inventing semantic arguments to explain her body.
n/a Jungies 2017-06-25
Sooner or later the kid will learn the word "obese"*, and that talk will be for nothing.
* Also "porky", "diabetic", "amputated" and "deceased".
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-06-25
In a perfect world, when she got done with that long winded explanation her husband would have said something like, "Yep. But when I married mommy I didn't realize how much she was going to protect her muscles and bones. She's so protected that I don't love her anymore and you won't be getting any more brothers and sisters because of it." Then he would quietly go to his room and pack a bag never to return again.
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-06-25
If it was a perfect world, that story would have ended with a harpoon.
n/a Applesauceinmypants 2017-06-25
Or a patton cocktail. Adjusting for her weight he would need to go to all of the dealers in town.
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-06-25
her life style will kill her and her fat little cunt of a daughter
n/a ShetUp 2017-06-25
Little girl is gonna grow up hilarious with that vapid cow as her opponent.
n/a Applesauceinmypants 2017-06-25
The next Amy
n/a bill_burrs_butthole 2017-06-25
She's got some fat fawwkin tits
n/a majestik6 2017-06-25
It's too bad the rest is such a mess, those boobs ARE nice:
http://1.citynews-today.stgy.ovh/~media/original-mid/35667759489551/allison1.png
n/a gthmbt 2017-06-25
She's fat, very fat
n/a _TESD_Army_ant_ 2017-06-25
so much fat = so much energy, yet still so much fat.
n/a Suvario 2017-06-25
Looks like the candy apple didn't fall far from the tree.
n/a AsunaKirito4Ever 2017-06-25
She still has a better body than Schumer though.
n/a GraveJ 2017-06-25
The truth is, she is not a fat fucking cunt. No one IS a fat fucking cunt. It’s not something you can BE.
But she does HAVE a fat fucking cunt.
n/a ZigginZaggin 2017-06-25
Mommy will eat you if she's hungry, fa la la la
n/a Chicken_Buttholes 2017-06-25
Who's the bitch on the left, though
n/a wicked_crayfish 2017-06-25
"No one is fat" says the female version or randy from trailer park boys.
n/a poppalopalov 2017-06-25
“The truth is, I am not fat. No one IS fat,” the mum explained to her daughter. “Except Amy Schumer. That bitch is enormous."
n/a UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-06-25
As someone else pointed out: if you're more than 50% body fat technically you are fat.
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-06-25
I'd tap dat. Tsss