0% Vegetarian

It shows. I once knew a big, fat, stupid spic that bragged about not eating produce for an entire year straight. Have fun with the coming heart attack, dumbass.

Also RIP Sam Roberts.

He's hoping that all these graphic tee's and comical hats will give him an interesting personality

The chances of him having a "Man cave" at his place are high

He learned about flair from his boss guy's trademark flamed Bowling shirts.

You know there are a lot of high-fives when the bro's come over.

It's a dumb shirt also because nobody measures vegetarianism in percentages.

Unlike veganism, which is measured in percentages of preachy douchiness in each conversation had.

12 months of the most painful shits ever taken is worth it for the man points.

His whole life is suffering: respite during shitting would buck the trend.

He must have the filthiest shits.

By "jazz it up" does he mean "overcook until all flavor is removed"?

People gotta let go of their fuckin childhoods

I don't know which is blacker: his dumb shirt or the meat.

If it was the meat your muddah would be suckin on it like a big ol pecka

i really don't think i'd hate this guy if opie didn't try to prop him up as some radio talent. i mean i'd still hate him but just in that kind of normal low-level sociopath/misanthrope way

Fucking ew. Those soccer mom joke tellers are hunks o shit

I've never heard this overweight pedophile speak, but this picture is all I need to what a colossal tool he is.

Who the fuck is this guy?

This is a perfect thread simulator comment.

Why is there a random picture of a waiter on this sub?

"0% Heterosexual"

Someone needs to call the Susquehanna Hat Removal Company.

SUSQUEHANNA!?!?!

This dude's way overdue on his hat payments

Strip club veteran

why is he wearing a vietnam campaign ribbon?

Because he's a fat worthless unfunny cunt.

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He stole the idea from "no problem" by Chance the Rapper. Someone wears the same hat in the video.

I've seen 5 or 6 of those in the past year. They're mass-produced somewhere.

I never thought I would find a foodie I despise more than Roland. He's the archetypal suck ass you see on the job site, to foreman Gregg.

I find his food talk to be the most interesting thing about Opie's show now. He really needs to lay off the fake laughing though.

Where did Opie find this guy? Was he on O&A before Ant got fired?

Pretty sure he was on Roland's Food Court show and Opie started bringing him in because he needed more guys.

He originally came in as Guy Fierri's sidekick once or twice. Opie thought he was great for some strange reason and wanted him back on without Guy but Anthony and Jim refused because they didn't think he brought anything to radio.

He talks a lot, which means Opie doesn't have to.

You disgust me. The owner of a failing deli is the most overbearing, least interesting people on the planet; he lies more frequently than Opie.

Those big thick welder glasses, funny hats and silly t shirts do not make him a murderable faggot at all.

Straight outta the ole Bruce Vilanch playbook.

The Opester should make one that says "0% Quality Broadcaster"

Does this guy buy all his clothes on a boardwalk?

He is truly giving Opie a challenge for most hatable.

Still a ways to catch up to Vic and Sherrod to even compete.

Where do people like this get confidence from?? This creature should be shackled in a basement somewhere cowering from the world.

Imagine how fun it would be to punch him as hard as possible in those 2 front teeth.

Nah, would be like kicking a penalty into an open goal.

Does Opie make him raise his hand to speak? Is that what's happening every time Opie goes "Yes, Carl?"

No. Opie can just tell he wants to get in on this BAD.

I seriously don't even know who this guy is and his name hasn't come up in the thread yet. Who is this guy?

One of Opie's zoo crew. He's the "Mad Cuban" dontchaknow?

I hate vegans because they think I give a fuck about what they eat. I don't appreciate the same behavior from meat eaters either. Eat your food and shut the fuck up.

Opie will try and hold a Carl Ruiz annua charity night as if he was Patrice after the Cuban has sudden heart failure.

He's Latino Opie in terms of just being completely insipid. All of his dopey shirts and hats are early 2000's hipster wardrobe diffusion.

who would let him touch their food?

This shithead makes Bobo look like a genius.

Is he serving charcoal? When the fuck did cooking meat get a sherrod-level of doneness?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I GET IT

Guarantee he has a "I beat anorexia" t-shirt in his closet at home.

What is that hat supposed to represent? Strip club veteran? Good job I guess?

100% Fuckboy.

Who is this faggot and what is he trying to say with that hat? He is a veteran of a strip club?

Creepy insect eyes

I was pretty shocked to hear he married a woman with 2 small kids.

Motherfucker doesn't even know how to smile. He's got that, I'm talking to the cops at my front door, while I have a pile of dead bodies in the living room kinda smile.

He always has this face where it looks as if he feels foolish his suicide attempt the night before, didn't work out.

Cool, you let entirely species of sentient beings suffer holocaust-esque torture just because you can't stop going to Arby's. What a real dude. I see you go to strip clubs too.

He talks a lot, which means Opie doesn't have to.