Here's what biology and evolution have to say about Erik Nagel's Eyes Wide Apart syndrome. This niggas weak ass prey. 'If eyes in front, it hunts. If eyes on the side, it hides.' Enough said.

13  2017-06-25 by LetnigFeceOfBags

10 comments

n/a  LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-06-25

Pic of ol' side eyes for reference

n/a  SquamateSquadmate 2017-06-25

Fat piece of shit always looks tired because, like a spoiled teenager, he can't get to bed before 1 am.

n/a  Zombied77 2017-06-25

Is that the guy that shot up the movie theater?

n/a  PhilipMarma 2017-06-25

He's turning into Chief Wiggum.

n/a  Amiigo7 2017-06-25

Yeah I could see him hiding in the tall grass by the watering hole. I could also see a croc grabbing him by the pig face. 🐷

n/a  brmlb 2017-06-25

the bovine continues to graze, eyes on the side on the lookout for more predators, or in this case - more treats

n/a  NortheastPhilly 2017-06-25

What about hammerhead sharks? Riddle me that Mr Science Man

n/a  findthehalflings503 2017-06-25

Or like every shark

n/a  SquamateSquadmate 2017-06-25

And yet Erock has consumed more meat than all the predators on the Serengeti combined.

n/a  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-06-25

Eyes are in front still don't fight I just run.

n/a  SquamateSquadmate 2017-06-25

Fat piece of shit always looks tired because, like a spoiled teenager, he can't get to bed before 1 am.

n/a  Zombied77 2017-06-25

Is that the guy that shot up the movie theater?