Hope you like bathing in a bucket and eating plantains, nigga.

Nope, a friend of mine lived there. He's a pretty outdoorsy fella too, but 6 months is all he could take of that Zika infested island. Plus the "relaxed" island work ethic is very frustrating to most Americans who want to just get some shit done.

You sound like a serial killer.

Didn't realize this was a serious post. Stating "underage prostitutes" in the title - probably not the best bet in this sub.

I was gonna go with till you insulted me. All the best you faggot.

No, we're not talking underage prostitutes.

Anyone interested PM me.

No thanks.

Can you at least promise to turn a blind eye if fellow travellers indulge in underage prostitutes?

Judgemental and a party pooper?

Nobody go to Costa Rica with this man, it will be incredibly boring.

You're having a midlife crisis in a sub dedicated to ruining the lives of comedians and their families, and getting genuinely upset when people make jokes. Reevaluate.

I really hope as soon as you get there, you meet a beautiful girl, have sex and when she leaves; not even 10 minutes later, police come in and arrest you for molesting a 13 year old girl. but not just any girl, the former presidents daughter. you goto jail for the rest of your life in which you will be brutally and mercilly fucked in the asshole by a native. you will catch HIV, which will then turn into aids, and you will die in jail. All because you couldnt make it in a country with unlimited opportunity and the hottest girls. Fuck off. Faggot. Die.

I'm off to Thailand in a few months seems like the better option.

My nigga.

We'll find you.

you know what are some other good movies?

http://www.imdb.com/search/title?groups=top_250&sort=user_rating

Whaddaya know, all my favorites! :)

Only movie missing from the list is 'Drumline.'

Hookers are cheap at the del ray

Why the fuck would you wanna be with anybody from this sub is beyond me. You're the mental patient.

If you want to go then go, you can meet people when you get there. Why the hell would you want to bring people from this sub with you? What's the point of that, it's not like any of these people are your friends.

Spics are the scourge of the earth

We know why your going to Costa Rica, Hispanics transition well. I'm sure you will find yourself a young good looking "Señorita".

So what's the expectation here? You tell some people on the opie and Anthony sub that you're moving to Costa Rica and people are just going to come with you? Like move in to your house and shit? Why the hell would you want that?

So do you want people to live with you or is everyone buying their own houses in the same neighborhood or something?

Yeah that's how it comes off except much more gay. They had chicks at Waco.

Costa Rica, another country where the people are whiter than the Cumias. Literally.

I recommend petting a fer-de-lance while your there.

I would love to but I'm not allowed to leave the country.

Good for you. I'll continue being a wealthy NYer and travel to Costa Rica for vacation and take photos of my Latino brethren.

actually I considered expanding my consulting business to Central America (Costa Rica included) .. I'm afraid the cumbersome bureaucracy is too discouraging, business framework doesn't adequately support entrepreneurial activity and non-salary cost of employing a worker remains high. Also the gov's decision to subsidize hydro electric bills will prove to be an economic disaster long term. good luck

Isn't that the same place intern Matt went to, and now's he's a spiritual guru.

Yo I'm leaving for Tamarindo in July. Where are you going?

Nah, I'm just trying to fuck some latin twinks before I move in with my girlfriend