We might be at that point where that kind of thinking is necessary. Those queers over in Germany just raided 30 some people's houses over the crime of hate speech
So I was hanging out a friends house ;) and this SCCCCUUMMMBAG bitch gives me a rum candy without telling me there's alcohol in it! I spent the next half hour forcing myself to throw it up. Of course up came the pretzels and mustard, so there goes my evening snack! By the time I get out of the washroom this cunt had already had some other guy over
You guys really are weird with that shit. My first week in the U.S., every dope I asked where the toilet was looked at me like I said a bad word. Why is it a bathroom when there is no bath?
Toilet? And people looked at you weird? What pussifed part of this country were you in? Where I live people call it a toilet, shitter, pisser, bowl, whatever.
It was about him going to a Bris. He fucking destroyed, he was the last guy up on the 2nd show, I think he was the 5th comic. I was sitting right behind B cam, no other comic made the crew guys laugh that hard. (I was specifically watching for that) "E gets it. E's laffin."
Talib Kweli showed up too, which was kind of cool because I had no idea he was coming and was listening to him on the way there. (The Tribe Called Quest Pandora station is amazing) He's not a comic of course but is a good storyteller and had a decent story, of course he had to shoehorn in 10 minutes of "race talk" that has NOTHING to do with anything. It was so aggravating. I like Talib Kweli, but...he's a fucking moron about a lot of things. (Shocker, he's a rapper)
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Well I don't know who you rolled with, but most of the crew and camera guys I know are pretty sharp, and the reason it's a compliment is because those guys have seen it all. If you can make the crew guys laugh, you're pretty funny.
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n/a cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-06-24
the time he acted out uncle paul's fantasies
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-06-24
"..and then I put a biometric lock on that hard drive, for obvious reasons."
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-06-24
I don't think slugs have fingerprints
n/a ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-06-24
We might be at that point where that kind of thinking is necessary. Those queers over in Germany just raided 30 some people's houses over the crime of hate speech
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-06-24
He is the Amy Schumer of tranny jokes...
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-06-24
He'd probably retell the hooker taking his eye glasses story again. LOL IT WAS A BLACK GUY IN A WIG!
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-06-24
I would bet money that this is the story he tells.
n/a MaxKawalski 2017-06-24
who gives a shit who gives a fuck
n/a VincentSports89 2017-06-24
Wrong sub bruh.
n/a ApeNia 2017-06-24
Man!
n/a Idontcareaboutyoutit 2017-06-24
The store he was in ran out of low fat salads
n/a FunnyMofosDaily 2017-06-24
"So this tranny was blowing me when I told him 'you're lucky it's not a shotgun'. Did you folks know I'm messed up sexually?"
n/a free2game 2017-06-24
Hey whore, have about some mustard
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-06-24
"have" about you come back here and shut up?
n/a emerge_from_the_mist 2017-06-24
Hey Stanley, let's throw some hot oil on him
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-06-24
I WILL PAY EXTRA FOR THE LARGE SMOOTHIE JUST GIVE IT TO ME NOW! scoff Fine, ill wait to talk to a manager. Faahhkiiin scuuummmbaaggg juice bar people.
n/a DavidPaulides 2017-06-24
'Then I told them, I'm making a cartoon'
n/a Joe_Cumia 2017-06-24
So I was hanging out a friends house ;) and this SCCCCUUMMMBAG bitch gives me a rum candy without telling me there's alcohol in it! I spent the next half hour forcing myself to throw it up. Of course up came the pretzels and mustard, so there goes my evening snack! By the time I get out of the washroom this cunt had already had some other guy over
n/a Destination_Jeffrey 2017-06-24
It's called a bathroom you limey cocksucker.
n/a allenricketts 2017-06-24
We need forced flairs for all the brits on this sub. I hate when I get tricked into upvoting them.
n/a shimshammcgraw 2017-06-24
You guys really are weird with that shit. My first week in the U.S., every dope I asked where the toilet was looked at me like I said a bad word. Why is it a bathroom when there is no bath?
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-06-24
Toilet? And people looked at you weird? What pussifed part of this country were you in? Where I live people call it a toilet, shitter, pisser, bowl, whatever.
n/a shimshammcgraw 2017-06-24
All over, Vegas, salt lake city, new Orleans. It was a whole road trip. Yeah I thought it was pretty weird too.
n/a JuiceBusters 2017-06-24
Possible Canadian. Had he said 'toilet' you'd have a Brit for sure.
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-06-24
Monster rain or how his egg(singular) didn't have enough carrot juice on it
n/a fishshirt 2017-06-24
It'll be about that time he wasn't there for a fat titted dolt who NEEDED HIM THAT DAY.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-06-24
It was about him going to a Bris. He fucking destroyed, he was the last guy up on the 2nd show, I think he was the 5th comic. I was sitting right behind B cam, no other comic made the crew guys laugh that hard. (I was specifically watching for that) "E gets it. E's laffin."
Talib Kweli showed up too, which was kind of cool because I had no idea he was coming and was listening to him on the way there. (The Tribe Called Quest Pandora station is amazing) He's not a comic of course but is a good storyteller and had a decent story, of course he had to shoehorn in 10 minutes of "race talk" that has NOTHING to do with anything. It was so aggravating. I like Talib Kweli, but...he's a fucking moron about a lot of things. (Shocker, he's a rapper)
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n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-06-24
What did he circumcise the kid with his teeth?
n/a JuiceBusters 2017-06-24
that's a bad sign, crew guys laugh at the dumbest fucking things. they are mostly low-IQ shitty types who love old Weird Al videos.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-06-24
This seems really based in fact, and not something you made up out of thin air with zero evidence or experience.
n/a JuiceBusters 2017-06-24
'based in fact' lol.. what does that even mean?
Seems? So this is about what you feel seems it could be based on your imaginative intuition. Okay.
I was a cameraman and crew member for far too many years. So much for for your feelings about things.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-06-24
Well I don't know who you rolled with, but most of the crew and camera guys I know are pretty sharp, and the reason it's a compliment is because those guys have seen it all. If you can make the crew guys laugh, you're pretty funny.
n/a JuiceBusters 2017-06-24
You have mistakenly ... wow.. you heard this about waitresses at comedy clubs. NOT TV CREWS FFS
Wow, just chew on that for a while.
n/a xX_prowl_Xx 2017-06-24
Whats a bris?
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-06-24
A jewish circumcision ceremony.
"I am uncomfortable with zis...'Jewish' ritual." (Member? Right before they're going to open the ark?)
n/a xX_prowl_Xx 2017-06-24
Ah ok thanks
n/a mrnonsenseny 2017-06-24
A less than satisfactory Uber experience
n/a Chuck_Chasem 2017-06-24
And then my friend Talid said: "OH SHIT! DIS BITCH GOT A DICK!"
n/a phlammo 2017-06-24
5 cartoons for $60k?
n/a kevin121312 2017-06-24
I'm gonna go with his bus story. If he does a tranny story, he should retire from comedy immediately.
n/a xX_prowl_Xx 2017-06-24
Ah ok thanks