you should post more often when drunk.

twice or three times a day - 4x day only if you are not pussy.

What if I hang myself on the ibang?

you need to go to other sub to ask about that.

ibang, youbang, hebang ... who the fuck knows.

there is that old guy on other sub, people say he is smart, he might know.

I do like old men

goon naw

Sounds like you need another stiff drink, and a set of car keys.

I wish I had my kids with me.

Not any more than I do.

Are you stiff too?

Completely flaccid, thanks for asking.

You clearly haven't met my kids