He looks like when you dress a toddler up for Easter mass.

Who is this odd-breasted woman? Is she sans pecka?

Yeah, she was basically his second wife for like 6 or 7 years after his divorce, right? And of course Opie hated her because his long term girlfriend, before his wife, was close friends with Mrs. Cumia and that friction was the source of the end of O&A's personal relationship about 15 years ago.

She did blow Spaz. And it would get you banned on Wackbag (by Ant) or blocked out on Wikipedia for making that edit.

So Ant was a cuckold for an intern. I bet Spaz snickered every time he heard Anthony mention her on the air or talk about how great she was.

Joe fucked his ex wife Jennifer before him too... What do you think?

I knew about that one. Considering how fucked up and trashy his family is I doubt it was the first time Anthony got a relative sloppy seconds. I'm sure his dad fucked Buzz before Anthony banged her.

Just makes me chuckle to think that every time he kissed that chick he had to be thinking in the back of his mind, "Damn one of our interns had his cock in here and the tongue she has in my mouth was swirling all over it and he blew a load in her mouth. Fuck is that his jizz I'm tasting now?"

How else was he supposed to get it up for an actual female?

That is beyond tragic.

Minorities! Amirite?

That the chick Melinda who dumped him in AC after he was ogling one of the borgata waitresses?

She already had another dude on the side

Her left tit has only seen the right tit in pictures because they're so god damned far apart.

so he had plastic surgery, right? its way more than just new teeth

Hes almost unrecognizable. If you've got the loot and already covered in facial scarring, why not?

I can't figure out what it is. Something with his chin or cheeks?

guessing it's just facial fat and age. this photo was taken during ant's manorexia years.

His chin juts out from decades of alcoholism. Look at a homeless person the next time you see one. They share a lot of the same facial features.

Probably those individually placed follicles

I bet this was on a cruise ship. Nigger trash thought he was as eloquent as a aristocrat on the first class of Titanic.

That's absolutely on a cruise ship

And it is actually the Titanic.

Ant wouldnt even be allowed in the steerage of the Titanic

Where are your tits nigga??

Ant is just ghastly.

What was he with bugs bunny or something like that i dunno may be the pig that goes thats all folks or may be the marvin martian guy or something

vos looks terrible in this picture

creepy. why did they prop the corpse of this woman's grandfather up with steel piping and sit him at diner with everyone?

I'm starting to suspect maybe Ant was the problem in his 15 relationships.

He also looks like String Emil

http://www.string-emil.de/Seiten/Apfelmus/IMG_7041.JPG

Is she the one who gave a BJ to an intern that Ant tried so hard to hide that info from getting out on wackbag?

She'd be pretty hot if her upper mandible didn't suffer from progeria.

Wasn't she committed to a mental health facility during their relationship?

Did all those years hating Opie make Ant despise people with tits? Because non of his women have had a good set.

She looks like the pig mask from the Shining

He's a millionaire and this ET bodied character is the best he could do.

Oh I like this one... One tit goes one way, the other tit goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?'

Sue's tits are bigger.