Do we like Patrice the most because he was the funniest? Or because he was the biggest and best asshole who ever lived?

3  2017-06-23 by [deleted]

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Those pretty much the same thing in my book.

Patrice was pound for pound the greatest

Plus he pretty much came up with what would later become known as the fidget spinner

if that was the case, bobby would be in close second

Bobby is only 5'8 and big. Patrice was 6'4 and even bigger. He was massive.

I don't think any of you idiots knows what "pound for pound" means

Average funny per pound. Yep. Got it. Moving on.

I dont think you got what I was going for

He had intellectual potential but never the refinement or formal education. He did have some profound things to say but his delivery was missing and too often he got caught up in conspiracies.

His stand-up was okay he was better at off-the-cuff funny. My love for Patrice comes in his honesty about women.

It's a crying shame the fork killed him to soon.

At least his pee tasted like Mountain Dew before he died :(

I think it was birthday cake.

We like him the most because he didn't live long enough to disappoint us.

/u/rabboribbo, comment?

He wasn't that funny. It's the latter for me.

Rumor has it he spent hours and hours refining his comedy on the phone with fellow funny man and intellectual equal Gregg Hughes. That seems like something nobody should question because Mr.Hughes has made so many funny jokes and salient points throughout his 30 year radio career that a "best of" clip would last almost 7 minutes long. It's sad that 1/2 of our favorite comedy team had to pass on while the other seems to be physically healthy despite having breasts that would make a Vegas showgirl jealous.

He was the one black person we were allowed to like. We've been searching for that token ever since.

People liked him because he simply said what he actually thought. He would be more mainstream now so maybe it'd be different, but I'd like to think he'd still be willing to tell TJ Miller he stinks and Iliza Shlesinger to shut up and stop bringing her dumb dog everywhere.