We all make fun, but if this girl were in my HS class I would ABSOLUTELY have tried to fuck her at a party.

My standards actually went way down after high school.

I've always liked Stalker Patty; her life is a string of tragedies, but she soldiers on and survives. I don't think she's on the spectrum, but maybe was sexually abused (the 60's in Staten Island archdiocese was a free for all of molestation) or just is one of those rare asexual people.

The mystery of her is, why is she a fan of the show(s)? And is such a prude and old maid in her life but has degraded herself countless times on the radio?

I'm pretty sure she suffered some kind of abuse.Maybe she doesn't remember it, but something happened to poor Patty. She seems nice enough.

She said she had to often so sleep on the couch with her adopted dad(?)and he just wore underwear and he would walk in all the time when she was showering and shiting so you know he touched her too.

And then throw in a bunch of church stuff to further confuse her and then she's Patty.

I have good hyyygene...

I do remember her taking about that. I think it's possible that there was other stuff, maybe when she was younger. She was a foster kid, after all.

I really liked her on the show recently, she showed a bit more self awareness and seemed to get the jokes.

This is the gayest thing I've ever said, but if reincarnation is real, I hope Patty gets a good life next time. She's earned it.

I think of how much of a piece of shit Lady Di was for so long, "I'm getting a job at the Family Dollar." Fuck you.

And there's Patty! Working all she can at Starbucks. Saving her money and her 17 minutes of vacation time. Dumb as a brick, but God help her, you gotta root for the stupid old cunt.

I honestly never got the impression that Patti was especially dumb. She was just agonizingly weird.

She's smarter than Opie (not hard to do, I know), and I'd even argue she's less of a weirdo than Jimmy. If Jimmy didn't work, he would hide in his apartment and masturbate 24/7. If Patti didn't work she would travel and have normal people hobbies and shit.

But under no circumstances would she have sex because that's apparently repulsive to her. Fucking frigid insect woman.

Like Bobo, Marion and Lady Di, they only attached themselves to the show because they craved the attention. Tbey never cared if all the show did was make them look stupid or insane. They just want some form of attention.

Come on- Bobo was a legitimate fan of the show. Dude was showing up to watch the live shows before he was ever on air.

bobo is the real deal - severely retarded and a huge fan. like most of us

well put

Thanks man. I'm glad there's somewhat of a consensus on Patty being a good egg.

She had a lot of DeGniTy

It's embarrassing to have someone help you with your personal matters...

Pat, calm down... You're a married man.

Oy oywlays wanted tew foyind the roight PERSON

She gave a lot of head.

There is no way something horrific didn't happen after this was taken. Also, I am pretty sure Patty is grabbing both of their asses in that picture.

It appears she had a nice ass.

I disagree: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrmhbVKxXms&ab_channel=OpieRadio

Jesus, she looks like Joey Ramone

I'll post a funny comment when I get done jerking off.

Well...?

He's edging

Not the original commenter but I just blasted onto my comforter.

To be honest I just think she's too mentally ill and was lucky enough to not come across a sicko retard rapist.

PTSD

Deep emotional scars, probably.

She probably hasn't looked like that in over 30 years

You saying people didn't fuck 30 years ago?

Yes

There's been WAY too much trauma in this persons' life to let anyone in long enough to bang her. She'd have to go to therapy for YEARS to work al that out, before there would ever be a chance. But she cant afford therapy because she works shitty jobs.

It's a fine job, but it's intended for a teenager not a grown ass adult.

Take away the dumb luck Opie has had and make them the same age, they pretty much are anyway. Patti and Opie were just about made for each other. Slow witted, socially awkward, weird body, terrible voice, nealry oblivious to when people are making fun of them. Patti was abused into being this way, Opie was born with it.

Fix Patti's brain to be almost normal, and she would be out of his league.

Well it is simple really. She never had a peckah in her. Ya silly goose.

I'm willing to bet she didnt

It still amazes me when adults are virgins.

I'd trow her a nice one.

She looks like a fucking hipster.

I hooked up with a girl a few timeswho looked similar -- and she was far from a virgin

No, i actually just met her at a bar near my apt.

aka Queen's Motor Inn? Donovan's?

How did stalker Patty remain a virgin? by not having sex (at least knowingly)

That soup she made and posted picture was absolutely vile looking. Her ghetto kitchen looked dirty and like it full of 60's appliances.

She didn't.

Ask her step dad for dets.

I dont know where the pic is but she has pretty nice tits.

I've always kind of been in love with Stalker Patty.

I certainly would've fucked that face. Even with the Dahmer glasses.

That outfit looks like something a dignitary from another planet would wear in an old Star Trek episode.

DIG-NA-TARY!

He's edging

Not the original commenter but I just blasted onto my comforter.

To be honest I just think she's too mentally ill and was lucky enough to not come across a sicko retard rapist.

I'm pretty sure she suffered some kind of abuse.Maybe she doesn't remember it, but something happened to poor Patty. She seems nice enough.

Like Bobo, Marion and Lady Di, they only attached themselves to the show because they craved the attention. Tbey never cared if all the show did was make them look stupid or insane. They just want some form of attention.

well put