Can you imagine the fucking turmoil that went on in Joe's head when Ant started to pull ahead of him all those years ago? I like to think in the middle of the night, he fantasizes of the Opie and SAMCRO Joe Show, and of broAnt calling in to fuck his ego hole. Holy fucking shit this picture enrages me.
Joe is clearly the stupider of the two. There was no way he was going to have a long career in radio. I think Joe being a lazy wop fuck collecting welfare from his brother while he does nothing, is the best scenario that could have played out for him.
"Brother Joe please, remember the pact we made as kids. I only need a few dollars." Poor Tony scratches helplessly at his track marked arm, the phone quivering in his other hand against his horrifically pock marked face. The last few strands of sweaty, stringy hair on his bald head are matted to his face.
"But what's in it for me?" SamCRO Joe says, lounging in his luxurious Long Island McMansion, surrounded by his middle school harem. The notorious biker kingpin of all media chuckles cynically as he hears his little brother crying through the phone.
"Anything you want, Joe, I swear."
"Bring that sweet little Lightning Lady by the SamCroCompund later, perhaps we can work out a deal."
If we knew nothing about the 3 of them and saw this pic what would we see? I see a guy on the left who looks faintly middle eastern, like his mom fucked a camel jockey and had him, an aging frat boy trying to look cool on the right and in the middle a half black, half puerto rican bum who wandered in to pick up the gift certificate to McDonalds he won from the station during a call in segment.
It's joked about and repeated ad nauseum but Anthony and Joe are not in any way, shape or form white men. They both look like they should be running stalls in a Cairo bazaar.
When Anthony was on Stern for the Jackie imitation contest (with 56 other pieces of Long island trash) he introduced himself as "Anthony from Rotgut" as if Stern, or anyone else in the room would A) recognize the name Rotgut and then act like they had a celebrity in their midst; B) ask what Rotgut was and Anthony could then use this as a springboard for getting word of his band out nationally or maybe even getting some gigs plugged or a song played.
Stern just blew through it without acknowledging Rotgut and asked him to do the impression.
Keep in mind Anthony was like 36 and Joe about 40 at the time.
36 comments
n/a Trayvondindunuffin 2017-06-23
Can you imagine the fucking turmoil that went on in Joe's head when Ant started to pull ahead of him all those years ago? I like to think in the middle of the night, he fantasizes of the Opie and SAMCRO Joe Show, and of broAnt calling in to fuck his ego hole. Holy fucking shit this picture enrages me.
n/a FCKFREDFROMBROOKLYN 2017-06-23
You see the look in his face ...." I made it I finally made it " (screeeeeeeech) hey ant you want a job
n/a K1bbler 2017-06-23
Joe is clearly the stupider of the two. There was no way he was going to have a long career in radio. I think Joe being a lazy wop fuck collecting welfare from his brother while he does nothing, is the best scenario that could have played out for him.
n/a DeclanGunn 2017-06-23
"Brother Joe please, remember the pact we made as kids. I only need a few dollars." Poor Tony scratches helplessly at his track marked arm, the phone quivering in his other hand against his horrifically pock marked face. The last few strands of sweaty, stringy hair on his bald head are matted to his face.
"But what's in it for me?" SamCRO Joe says, lounging in his luxurious Long Island McMansion, surrounded by his middle school harem. The notorious biker kingpin of all media chuckles cynically as he hears his little brother crying through the phone.
"Anything you want, Joe, I swear."
"Bring that sweet little Lightning Lady by the SamCroCompund later, perhaps we can work out a deal."
n/a Peckahnator 2017-06-23
Ant was always the singer and front man of their projects. I'm sure even he was expecting this a little.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-23
Joe keeps thinking his big chance is on its way.
When O&A ended, I bet Joe was like "alright, now's my chance. Me and Ant can do our own thing!"
n/a FCKFREDFROMBROOKLYN 2017-06-23
(screeeeeeeech) hey Keith you want a job ?
n/a all_copacetic 2017-06-23
At least he was able to guilt-trip Anthony into paying him an allowance over it. "Hey, you know it should have been me that day!"
"Yeah, yeah. I'll write you a cheque."
n/a opieisterrible 2017-06-23
It's check you Euro faggot.
n/a SSJLev 2017-06-23
Opie looks like one of the columbine shooters.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-23
I hope he takes after them.
n/a oskimon 2017-06-23
but they killed themselves
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-23
Ah-yes, yes sir they did.
n/a StuntPeckah 2017-06-23
That is tremendously insightful. Even though they wore black, I still see what you mean immediately.
n/a David_Tosk 2017-06-23
Ah yes. The Klebz
n/a OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-06-23
Whenever I wear a button down plaid shirt, I like to spruce it up by adding a backwards plaid baseball hat.
I don't want the shade of the shirt to match the shade of hat however.
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-06-23
After this photo was take Opie rollerbladed backwards right onto a hot, throbbing cock and made the same exact face as pictured.
n/a TacolasCage 2017-06-23
Who's the black guy in the middle?
n/a Eternalforms 2017-06-23
I didn't know O&A knew Common
n/a Jaeromaru 2017-06-23
Thats Commoner
n/a DaveNone 2017-06-23
If we knew nothing about the 3 of them and saw this pic what would we see? I see a guy on the left who looks faintly middle eastern, like his mom fucked a camel jockey and had him, an aging frat boy trying to look cool on the right and in the middle a half black, half puerto rican bum who wandered in to pick up the gift certificate to McDonalds he won from the station during a call in segment.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-23
If you show this picture to anyone not familiar with O&A, zero percent of them would believe the two guys on the left are white.
n/a Chuck_Chasem 2017-06-23
The Antwaan brothers recruits a new convert.
Someone shop the flag in the background into an ISIS flag.
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-06-23
W - for Ant the Wop
A - for Joe the Arab
and B - for Opie the Boob
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-06-23
Antwan has a ped smile
n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-06-23
Has anyone aged worse than the cumias?
n/a undersight 2017-06-23
Lady Di, but I suspect she's a close relative.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-06-23
Haha, I wouldn't even take a second glance if TSA pulled this guy away from the regular line at an airport.
n/a Kenn_Kennerson 2017-06-23
First time The Opester has been around minorities
n/a MasterPoRivera 2017-06-23
In old WAAF vids and pics how come Opie's mouth is always hanging open like a surprised mongoloid
n/a McGowan9 2017-06-23
It's joked about and repeated ad nauseum but Anthony and Joe are not in any way, shape or form white men. They both look like they should be running stalls in a Cairo bazaar.
n/a EastSideDan 2017-06-23
When Anthony was on Stern for the Jackie imitation contest (with 56 other pieces of Long island trash) he introduced himself as "Anthony from Rotgut" as if Stern, or anyone else in the room would A) recognize the name Rotgut and then act like they had a celebrity in their midst; B) ask what Rotgut was and Anthony could then use this as a springboard for getting word of his band out nationally or maybe even getting some gigs plugged or a song played.
Stern just blew through it without acknowledging Rotgut and asked him to do the impression.
Keep in mind Anthony was like 36 and Joe about 40 at the time.
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-06-23
can we make that an isis flag in the back and stick opie in a orange jump suit
n/a dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-06-23
Black Earl; the militant years?
n/a malvin77 2017-06-23
That's not actually Joe Cumia, right? That guy looks for real like an actual afro american, not even swarthy corsican cuck.
n/a anarchronism 2017-06-23
Opie is wearing a plaid shirt and a plaid hat.
n/a joeybeans12 2017-06-23
Even Opie could see his lack of talent