I watched 20 seconds of a Steve Harvey stand-up show once, this was the joke: "Why do some folk always wanna be taking to the preacher after the service? Damn, fool, you know the preacher ain't got no time for that!" The audience, of course, exploded with laughter, and extremely loud whoopin' and hollerin'. I, meanwhile, realised that I probably wouldnt be able to relate to that particular joke.
Steve Harvey and Amy Schumer are ideological soulmates. They're both loud, obnoxious idiots who shamelessly peddle lowbrow smut to the poor and stupid masses. Oh, and they're both fat niggers.
Steve Harvey found that so hilarious I was hoping he'd walk off stage & quit. Between Amy & Kelly that craft services table most of looked like Aleppo.
This show is so God dam retarded. Every question is a set up for a sexual innuendo answer. Then when one is given, Sambo over there starts acting like he's just seen a ghost.
You could swap their nametags and 90% of the people who still watch this horrible show would have no idea. The 10% of viewers who did notice would only know because they used to watch America's Got Talent back in the day.
39 comments
n/a plasticpaddy84 2017-06-22
Wow, comedy is easy
n/a Peckahnator 2017-06-22
People actually watch this? Jesus, I'd rather watch Opie's show.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-06-22
Old people fucking love Family Feud.
n/a blumpkinboy69 2017-06-22
The number of people that find Steve Harvey HILARIOUS is despicable. Middle America really loves that coon for some fucking reason
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-06-22
I caught my mom watching this and didnt speak to her for a week
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-06-22
Who made all your meals that week?
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-06-22
bitch still cooked # Real Nigga Shit
n/a turnthemaround 2017-06-22
That's not how you hashtag, idiot, but not knowing that geeky shit is #RealNiggaShit
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-06-22
everytime I hashtag it goes all caps and bold. How would a real nigga hashtag and keep it hashtagged?
n/a turnthemaround 2017-06-22
Pfft, nigga dont know shit about ASCII... LMAO
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-06-22
OBVIOUSLY A NIGGA DIDNT KNOW FROM THE GETKO, YOUNGBLOOD. you gon help a brotha ernaw?
n/a turnthemaround 2017-06-22
#umad
n/a turnthemaround 2017-06-22
#umad
n/a all_copacetic 2017-06-22
I watched 20 seconds of a Steve Harvey stand-up show once, this was the joke: "Why do some folk always wanna be taking to the preacher after the service? Damn, fool, you know the preacher ain't got no time for that!" The audience, of course, exploded with laughter, and extremely loud whoopin' and hollerin'. I, meanwhile, realised that I probably wouldnt be able to relate to that particular joke.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-06-22
Amy finally found someone fatter than her.
n/a anon_ez 2017-06-22
I can't believe I wanted to eat Kelly's ass back in 2003. Shows you how much women are tricky degenerate scum.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-06-22
"Since you've been large"
n/a Cream_P 2017-06-22
"I can't reach my toes for the first time"
n/a K1bbler 2017-06-22
Was probably a condition of her doing the show.
n/a crookedmile 2017-06-22
"Name 14:59 of a career Black Person with a microphone!"
n/a itrits 2017-06-22
That thumbnail is horrifying; when did Kelly Clarkson become whale level fat?
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-06-22
She's been tubby for 10 years.
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-06-22
Just trying to be as 'sexy' as Amy
n/a User234524352345 2017-06-22
When she lost World Idol to that ginger, gap toothed plumber. She couldnt even fake a smile during it. It destroyed her. Look it up.
n/a youarenottheguy68 2017-06-22
Amy Schumer expects people to believe she declined a starring role in Barbie to appear on Family Feud.
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-06-22
"47% of all ment do this everyday."
n/a _snoop_ 2017-06-22
FMK - Mrs Piggy, that thing that ate Kelly Clarkson, Steve House Nigga Harvey
n/a UhLookHereMan 2017-06-22
Marry Steve Harvey, fuck myself, and kill everyone including Steve Harvey and myself
n/a chrb16 2017-06-22
What a brave, powerful and dangerous woman she is. Fat too.
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-06-22
Her physique extends in absolutely every direction, yet her comedy is one-dimensional
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-06-22
Paper is two dimensions, sweetie.
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-06-22
Maybe read the comment again
n/a all_copacetic 2017-06-22
Steve Harvey and Amy Schumer are ideological soulmates. They're both loud, obnoxious idiots who shamelessly peddle lowbrow smut to the poor and stupid masses. Oh, and they're both fat niggers.
n/a winkleham 2017-06-22
The question doesn't even allow for any response other than an obvious joke. Fuck TV.
n/a DeafandMutePenguin 2017-06-22
We asked 100 hundred people what a man wants to put on his wife's face.
n/a K1bbler 2017-06-22
Where is her dad with the shitty legs?
n/a Frankwasbetter 2017-06-22
What black guy are they fighting over.
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-06-22
High Pitch Eric is looking better than usual
n/a thissiteruinedme 2017-06-22
"We asked 100 women to finish this question... 'I want to suck your fat, veiny blank'." (Steve Harvey paces backwards in anticipation.)
n/a DeafandMutePenguin 2017-06-22
Amy's team looks like they're really happy to win the schekels!
n/a SolarPoweredNachos 2017-06-22
She thought they were offering a Family's Food.
n/a Cream_P 2017-06-22
Steve Harvey found that so hilarious I was hoping he'd walk off stage & quit. Between Amy & Kelly that craft services table most of looked like Aleppo.
n/a Joemomma101 2017-06-22
This show is so God dam retarded. Every question is a set up for a sexual innuendo answer. Then when one is given, Sambo over there starts acting like he's just seen a ghost.
n/a PassProtect15 2017-06-22
WE SURVEYED 100 MEN-T
n/a StuntPeckah 2017-06-22
You could swap their nametags and 90% of the people who still watch this horrible show would have no idea. The 10% of viewers who did notice would only know because they used to watch America's Got Talent back in the day.
n/a turnthemaround 2017-06-22
Pfft, nigga dont know shit about ASCII... LMAO