AND AN OB TAMPON!!!.. HELLO!!!!!!!!

24  2017-06-22 by fish_flower

39 comments

Wow, comedy is easy

People actually watch this? Jesus, I'd rather watch Opie's show.

Old people fucking love Family Feud.

The number of people that find Steve Harvey HILARIOUS is despicable. Middle America really loves that coon for some fucking reason

I caught my mom watching this and didnt speak to her for a week

Who made all your meals that week?

bitch still cooked # Real Nigga Shit

That's not how you hashtag, idiot, but not knowing that geeky shit is #RealNiggaShit

everytime I hashtag it goes all caps and bold. How would a real nigga hashtag and keep it hashtagged?

Pfft, nigga dont know shit about ASCII... LMAO

OBVIOUSLY A NIGGA DIDNT KNOW FROM THE GETKO, YOUNGBLOOD. you gon help a brotha ernaw?

#umad

#umad

I watched 20 seconds of a Steve Harvey stand-up show once, this was the joke: "Why do some folk always wanna be taking to the preacher after the service? Damn, fool, you know the preacher ain't got no time for that!" The audience, of course, exploded with laughter, and extremely loud whoopin' and hollerin'. I, meanwhile, realised that I probably wouldnt be able to relate to that particular joke.

Amy finally found someone fatter than her.

I can't believe I wanted to eat Kelly's ass back in 2003. Shows you how much women are tricky degenerate scum.

"Since you've been large"

"I can't reach my toes for the first time"

Was probably a condition of her doing the show.

"Name 14:59 of a career Black Person with a microphone!"

That thumbnail is horrifying; when did Kelly Clarkson become whale level fat?

She's been tubby for 10 years.

Just trying to be as 'sexy' as Amy

When she lost World Idol to that ginger, gap toothed plumber. She couldnt even fake a smile during it. It destroyed her. Look it up.

Amy Schumer expects people to believe she declined a starring role in Barbie to appear on Family Feud.

"47% of all ment do this everyday."

FMK - Mrs Piggy, that thing that ate Kelly Clarkson, Steve House Nigga Harvey

Marry Steve Harvey, fuck myself, and kill everyone including Steve Harvey and myself

What a brave, powerful and dangerous woman she is. Fat too.

Her physique extends in absolutely every direction, yet her comedy is one-dimensional

Paper is two dimensions, sweetie.

Maybe read the comment again

Steve Harvey and Amy Schumer are ideological soulmates. They're both loud, obnoxious idiots who shamelessly peddle lowbrow smut to the poor and stupid masses. Oh, and they're both fat niggers.

The question doesn't even allow for any response other than an obvious joke. Fuck TV.

We asked 100 hundred people what a man wants to put on his wife's face.

Where is her dad with the shitty legs?

What black guy are they fighting over.

High Pitch Eric is looking better than usual

"We asked 100 women to finish this question... 'I want to suck your fat, veiny blank'." (Steve Harvey paces backwards in anticipation.)

Amy's team looks like they're really happy to win the schekels!

She thought they were offering a Family's Food.

Steve Harvey found that so hilarious I was hoping he'd walk off stage & quit. Between Amy & Kelly that craft services table most of looked like Aleppo.

This show is so God dam retarded. Every question is a set up for a sexual innuendo answer. Then when one is given, Sambo over there starts acting like he's just seen a ghost.

WE SURVEYED 100 MEN-T

You could swap their nametags and 90% of the people who still watch this horrible show would have no idea. The 10% of viewers who did notice would only know because they used to watch America's Got Talent back in the day.

Pfft, nigga dont know shit about ASCII... LMAO