Sweet dreams Instagram whore

11  2017-06-22 by [deleted]

22 comments

Does anyone know what brand of whipped cream dispenser killed her? Christmas season is approaching and I like to stock up on presents early.

Costco would be your best bet.

why is no-one calling the truth here: she was huffing laffing gas / nitrous / whippets, she tried filling that thing with 1 too many, so she could balloon all day, the thing exploded, she had no meat on her bones so it hit her thorax

She could have just called Carl Ruiz and traded him psychedelics for medical grade nitrous.

HA! nice callback! with comedy chops like those, you should be a line cook

She actually had some thickness to her:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVFa_HQAz23/?taken-by=rebeccablikes

Will I be considered a creep if I fap to a dead bitch's sexy pics?

Just as long as you don't mumble 'yeah you want that whipped cream' as you cum

shit, so it is weird, fuck.

Not gonna lie - have fapped to holocaust pics.

Fuck you, disrespecting the dead.I hope you die in a violent fawkin car crash, with teeth on the wheel.

I'm just glad my teeth aren't on a cawk.

Nah. How many porn whores have od'd and you fapped without knowing.

Lol without knowing

QUINCY: It was nitrous oxide Saam, she'd been doing laaaughing gaas. It was muuurrrderr

Burger? Tss I'd stick my meat between her buns if ya know what I mean tsss.

Now THIS is an An Unfortunate Mishap

Whip it, whip it good.

Thousands of guys were jacking it to her and crying after they found out she was dead. Tears make good lube. At least that's what my friend Paul says.

LOL

Died doing what she loved. Get her tits creamed on.

I like pretty women dying brutally. Serves them right for not having sex with me.

I wonder what thoughts run through your head as you die in the dumbest way possible. All those exercises couldn't stop her from getting killed by something that's probably killed only one person.

Fun fact...... Many years ago, I was at a slipknot show. And they were passing around one of those dispensers huffing nitrous. Hcit

I'm just glad my teeth aren't on a cawk.