Nick Di Paolo, in the beginning of his show today, was asking what was going on in the show before his, as the room smelled like a "homeless man's feet"

80  2017-06-22 by WistfulNotions

49 comments

n/a  camaro69 2017-06-22

And?

n/a  NortheastPhilly 2017-06-22

Vic's meat stench, a beaner, and a nigger combined with Opie's refusal to wipe his ass probably creates an unpleasant fragrance

n/a  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-06-22

Any of those and two in particular.

n/a  RealTonySchiavone 2017-06-22

Opie's refusal to wipe his ass

Ah yes, Opie's slacker "being a slob cool, brothaman" persona.

n/a  onemancrimespree 2017-06-22

Swamp aaeeeeeeessss, heheheueheueheueh. My fooockin' boss hada tell me to pull my pants up sniff

n/a  ndcapital 2017-06-22

Erock, when's the last time I showered? The eighth? That was two weeks ago already?! Fuuuuck.

n/a  LarryKleist711 2017-06-22

Hey, we will have no more use of the word nigger here. You make it seem like there are a bunch of niggers here that do not appreciate the English language.

n/a  onemancrimespree 2017-06-22

The one smell I always associate with black guys is horrid, unmaskable B.O.

Conversely, it is true that unaware white people smell like damp canines.

n/a  UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-06-22

East Asians are the only ones less prone to body odor, as they have fewer apocrine sweat glands.

n/a  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-06-22

Look at the big brain on Brad!

n/a  Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-06-22

But then they go and ruin it by eating nothing but fish, Kimchi, and boiling cabbage.

n/a  BoardroomBimmy 2017-06-22

The fermenting dog legs doesn't help, either.

n/a  UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-06-22

Exactry

n/a  ndcapital 2017-06-22

It's part of the new "shitty show" segment

n/a  Jackatard 2017-06-22

If you don't keep Sherrod's tongue wet, it gets like that.

n/a  WistfulNotions 2017-06-22

God only knows how much putrid breath is being expelled into that room from all that fake hyena laughter

n/a  867-5309- 2017-06-22

That homeless man is a Sous Chef called Carl Ruiz.

n/a  Lokque 2017-06-22

He's probably agonizing woefully in a gutter somewhere stirring dumpster shrimp linguine in a garbage can lid while Opie is flaying a perfectly good non-stick pan with no remorse.

n/a  ApprilFells 2017-06-22

Don't forget the part where they're all laughing obnoxiously loud as seemingly nothing.

n/a  AsianAnalParty 2017-06-22

In the good old days Sherrod would have been a Jam Boy. For those of you not in the know a Jam Boy was a used during golf outings in the south during the summer. They would smear jam all over a colored kid and make him walk around with the golfers so that the mosquitos and other insects would attack the jam boy, thus allowing the white men to conduct their business and round of golf free from pestering bugs.

n/a  PeeSoup3030 2017-06-22

That is absolutely the most fantastic thing I've read all week.

n/a  RealTonySchiavone 2017-06-22

"I useda JamBoy for da mafia legit, dassamafioso."

n/a  holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-06-22

Haha, awful and hilarious.

n/a  itrits 2017-06-22

Can't stop laughing at this; what the fuck does this have to do with the thread?

n/a  AsianAnalParty 2017-06-22

More than you could possibly understand.

n/a  52017 2017-06-22

Literally everything.

n/a  onemancrimespree 2017-06-22

The fact that I can't tell if this is true or not is a true testament to the depravity and ingenuity of white people, past and present.

n/a  AsianAnalParty 2017-06-22

It's very real. Google it.

n/a  onemancrimespree 2017-06-22

"White privilege" just means unrestrained creativity that stands the test of time.

n/a  mathskov 2017-06-22

Ian Halperin over here.

n/a  tomo89 2017-06-22

What you consider looking something up and what I consider looking something up are very different things. It's not real. Looking it up just shows it's an urban myth. Having a submission in Urban Dictionary does not make something real.

n/a  52017 2017-06-22

That's pretty cool they let him keep the jam. The MSM wants you to think America was never great but this story shows there were truly kind humans even back then.

n/a  Lish_fips89 2017-06-22

OMG. That is diabolically ingenious.

n/a  crookedmile 2017-06-22

This is very true. I make it a point to drop a jambo reference on the regular. Keep it clean, white.

n/a  ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-06-22

That's interesting, even though it don't think it would work for mosquitos (they are attracted by carbon dioxide mostly). But that's a great story to justify smearing jam on a negro

n/a  ehondaslaps 2017-06-22

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/28wg7n/were_blacks_ever_covered_in_jam_to_attract_flies/cifaml0/

n/a  Jaeromaru 2017-06-22

So it was originally proposed by the Henleys?

n/a  Guybroman 2017-06-22

I work as a caddie and we call eachother jam boys all the time

n/a  Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-06-22

Da jam Boyz sounds like an 80's-90's hip hop group

n/a  meiswon 2017-06-22

I hope you made this up. Not because of the belief that nobody should be treated like that, but because that would make you an enormous piece of shit racist and you have an incredible imagination.

n/a  itrits 2017-06-22

That girl who made the shoulder joke and went viral, Victoria DiPaolo, is not related to Nick.

n/a  kelp_bouquet 2017-06-22

Ron White's 90 year old mother's cunt stunk up the room.

n/a  racemic_mixture 2017-06-22

Ron White actually has some comedic ability, let's not drag the poor man into this.

n/a  kelp_bouquet 2017-06-22

I didn't, I dragged in his mother.

n/a  Lish_fips89 2017-06-22

And she dragged her sloppy box through a cheese market.

n/a  Peckas1 2017-06-22

Vicky needs to wash out her undercarriage.

n/a  katyperryfarted 2017-06-22

Dee Paulo's voice sounds like a thousand whiney cunts all clamoring in unison.

n/a  ElectricHellKnight 2017-06-22

Way to be a contrariant. Nice job, champ.

1  katyperryfarted 2017-06-22

"Way to be..." You write like a fruity cum slurper with a coward half nigger father.

n/a  danimalplanimal 2017-06-22

let me guess, Opie's show is before his...if Opie even still has a show

n/a  Gottagetgot 2017-06-22

He does the show from his bastement?

n/a  crookedmile 2017-06-22

Nope, it's that this old comedic jobbers work stinks. Complain more about liberals you silly cunt, this sub eats that shit up. For a guy who's hilarious in standup, he's fucking garbage radio.

n/a  WistfulNotions 2017-06-22

The liberal whining can be excessive at times. And then you got every 4 out of 5 callers chiming in to suck Nick's dick and proclaim him as some kind of conservative radio revolutionary, it can get pretty fucking lame, and probably just fuels his liberal hate boner even more.

n/a  AiCPearlJam 2017-06-22

All the air gets sucked out of the room when Opie does a show, so the loft of stench clings to wherever it settles.