n/a JPP132 2017-06-22

Nope.

n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-06-22

Seal is that black singer he wants to kill for fucking white women I believe.

n/a MushroomFacedAsshole 2017-06-22

Spit from a Rose

n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-06-22

But if he kills him how will he get his allowance?

n/a gregorio_ilidivich 2017-06-22

I defy any "former man" to date a Lonely Sicilian and not get choked the fuck out #REAL

n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-06-22

In his mind, Joe thinks he's a tough, badass Seal Team 6 member. In reality, he got discharged for trying to blow his bunkmate.

n/a K1bbler 2017-06-22

His service comprised of peeling potatoes.

n/a LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-06-22

So you're saying Joe was the nigga that got away climbing out the window in Full Metal Jacket!

n/a chargersfan3421 2017-06-22

Joe would absolutely love if a couple of burly navy seal came into his home and forced him to quarter soldiers. Joe would make them a big dinner then spend hours showing them all the cool things that his little brother bought for him.

Then at night, Joe would force his wife to sleep on the floor so that the servicemen have a nice comfy bed to sleep in. Joe would then get in the middle of the bed and say "c'mon boys, you guys need your rest" and the Navy Seals would sleep on each side with a happy Joe in the middle.

Throughout the night Joe would rub his leg on their legs and offer them back massages. Eventually one of the seals would take charge and finally penetrate him. After the seals are done sodomizing this old faggot, he would probably look up at them while he's covered in their seed and say in a fatigued voice "Thank you so much for you service".

n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-22

He meant the animal.

n/a Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-06-22

Ah boooo

n/a TPuffs 2017-06-22

STOLEN VALOR!!!

n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-06-22

No he is not. Terrible guy though, total nigger.

n/a EastSideDan 2017-06-22

So while his estranged wife is outting him for being a scumbag psycho who mentally abuses her and their child he's comparing himself to Navy seals?

n/a white_hispanic 2017-06-22

He was in the army no?

n/a K1bbler 2017-06-22

He was in the frying commandos. An elite food prep team.

n/a Sternacthegreat 2017-06-22

They said he was in the 82nd Airborne in the early 80's. One of the funnier stories Anthony told during the WNEW years was about him almost blowing himself up with an artillery simulator his brother boosted during those years.

n/a EastSideDan 2017-06-22

Have the Cumia brothers had any jobs that they were not stealing from?

n/a ApprilFells 2017-06-22

I thought he was in the Air Force

n/a piggyboi 2017-06-22

I think he confused his career as a cook in the Army with Steven Segal's navy SEAL cook character in Under Siege.

n/a PeeSoup3030 2017-06-22

Governor # Thermite PAINT

n/a Cream_P 2017-06-22

Marcus Lutrell (the guy who wrote the book this schlock is based on) is a liar. It figures a phony would support another phony.

n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-22

Joe hates # Seal

n/a TacolasCage 2017-06-22

My dad was a SEAL and hated that movie

n/a disawayisthrows 2017-06-22

4 reel? What BUD/s class and where was he stationed?

n/a harnal_the_grayt 2017-06-22

This isn't the first time Joe mistook himself for John Rambo.

n/a Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-06-22

Lone Survivor is a very entertaining and interesting book, I highly recommend that you fellas read it. The firefight scenes in the movie are incredibly realistic because Marcus Luttrell was a consultant but it unnecessarily included some stuff that didn't happen

n/a 52017 2017-06-22

He was in the Army, but he's clearly implying he was a seal.

n/a doxxbrown 2017-06-22

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54298190e4b0027ed7da9fa3/t/5763137f59cc68887f3b94f6/1466110860994/steven%2Bseagal%2Bcook

n/a ohpizzawow 2017-06-22

Makes sense. Lone Survivor is on sale at Target right now.

n/a Peckahnator 2017-06-22

He was in the army, so he might thing he was.

n/a mokhtar_belmokhtar 2017-06-22

I'm a veteran and I thought it was dumb and gay, especially because most of it is a complete fabrication and Luttrell is full of shit

n/a User234524352345 2017-06-22

Isnt a former Seal Team 6 dude a tranny now?