What else can WE do to Opie's career?

2  2017-06-21 by InHell1979

I cant help but think that we've hit a wall, in regards to bombing his career to hell. We KNOW we're effective with ruining or destroying careers completely (Amy Schumer, Joe Derosa, The Cumia Bros., Joe Matarese, etc.)...but out of all of these people; the only one we cared about really obliterating was Opie's.

To be sure; It's hanging on by a thread. A large part can be attributed to us and the other half his mental illness:

  • The cake stomp vid was the silver bullet into his image

  • He's driven every radio partner away and his generally people skills have brought him to the point where management has given him a hallway for an office

  • His family will never live down the Bam Margera sex tape, and/or the general wanton cruelty (BaldOpie, BizzaroOpie, Sherrods dick in Opie's mouth, etc.)

All of this ensures that when young Hudson is old enough to do a web search, he'll invariably come across every single thing that we've ever posted and all of the bullet points that were mentioned. I cant imagine the thoughts that would run through his mind when he sees all of that, or how Opie and Lynsi will have to explain it to him after he sees it first. It's already engraved in his brain at that point, so the damage is done there anyway....

Is there more we can do to his career, or is that enough? Have we really hit the wall?

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Let's get FH Riley's shut down.

Great idea actually. Maybe we can flood 411 with complaints about the food and environment being unsanitary

He barely has a career left. He has a dogshit afternoon show that no one listens to. His cohosts are some fat puerto rican, an insufferable negro, and a faggot hick. Everyone that knows him hates him. The only fans he has left are truckers, retards and goddamned social media bots. He has to roll a fucking chair to a window in the hallway so he can feel like he has an office.

What else can really be done? I'm sure SXM will get rid of him whenever his shitty contract is up, and then he'll have nothing but his retarded kids and a trophy wife that doesn't fuck him.

Yes, Derosa is doing so poorly that he's relegated to a recurring multi-season role on a critically acclaimed, we sure fucked that guy's career.

We should all shit in a time capsule and send it to him so his kid's kids have to see our shits.