Good thing is when Opie's contract is up he won't even need a box since he hasn't had an office to put things in like pictures of the kids that aren't his.
they're doing a slow-firing on Opie, 1st take his show, then his desk, then office, then hallway floorspace ..... makes it easy for when he next takes a sickday near contract time, they can just say 'don't bother coming back'. Then he can make another aquarium video.
He's trying hard to make it seem like his show is getting popular. All his calls are pro Opie, he and his 3 sidekick dolts laugh at anything and everything, he has numerous fake twitter accounts telling him how great his show is daily and he's releasing new merchandise.
Sirius must be thinking that he's the next Howard Stern at this point. Or they have brains and can see no one likes his show and it sucks donkey balls.
Yes, but it still begs the question of why you'd avoid common expressions like pink slip/walking papers/letter of resignation/severance package and instead make up a box that tells you you're fired.
Are you a fucking dolt? Why the hell would the ex-ceo use the service of his ex company that through share options he almost certainly has a monetary interest in still.
Do you realize how scared Opie must be at this point? His new show sucks and his co-hosts are as useless and unfunny as he is. He's probably about to be fired and has to face the prospect of going back to terrestrial radio where he never had any success until he hooked up with Anthony.
Plus he'll probably find himself applying to stations he mocked during jocktober and if he gets a job every show he made fun of is going to have a field day attacking him when they hear how bland and shitty his show will be.
This attempt at a joke fucking infuriates me. Holy shit.
He was consistently in the company of funny people for roughly 25 years. You'd think SOME of it would have rubbed off on him, even by accident. But nope, not Opie.
Can someone translate this? This was told like a cartoonish punch: the first sentence was his wind-up; windmilling his fist. Then he knocks you out with the zinger of a punchline.
Are you a fucking dolt? Why the hell would the ex-ceo use the service of his ex company that through share options he almost certainly has a monetary interest in still.
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n/a anon_ez 2017-06-21
Opie has been @Siriusly "Jazzing it up" lately.
n/a goo-gobbler 2017-06-21
But he wasn't fired, he resigned.. you JUST said it..
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-06-21
Simply stunning...
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-06-21
That's why "fired" is in quotes, brotherman. Nice try with the hate, though.
n/a RabboRibbo 2017-06-21
Opie is the punctuation master. Period.
n/a CuntFromRoganBoard 2017-06-21
Even if you resign you still clear out your stuff and carry a box when you leave! Goshh!
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-06-21
To be fair to Tits, resignations like this are almost always forced.
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-06-21
We're not here to be fair to Tits.
Shame on you.
n/a piggyboi 2017-06-21
And why did he put quotes on "fired," instead of "I just been fired?"
He is a dope.
n/a WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2017-06-21
What a dolt
n/a Cream_P 2017-06-21
Good thing is when Opie's contract is up he won't even need a box since he hasn't had an office to put things in like pictures of the kids that aren't his.
n/a winkleham 2017-06-21
I just been fired
n/a liljoeyk 2017-06-21
Holy fawkin' shit !!! I read that post while driving and had to pull over I swear to Go. Coffee just went FLYING out of my nose!!!
n/a alternative_faps 2017-06-21
You were driving, drinking coffee and surfing the web at the same time? Only thing missing is a hooker's head between your legs.
n/a sjeffiesjeff 2017-06-21
DICE: OHHH
n/a UhLookHereMan 2017-06-21
Uh-goosh.
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-06-21
Faaaawkin HOWLING
n/a Ohitslikethat 2017-06-21
Such a simple man
n/a McGowan9 2017-06-21
Kinda reminds me of this fella http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2Pdx_7wtXlE/SKHavO7PMcI/AAAAAAAAAYg/fmQ2_24eQic/s400/simplejack.jpg
n/a Toss__Pot 2017-06-21
they're doing a slow-firing on Opie, 1st take his show, then his desk, then office, then hallway floorspace ..... makes it easy for when he next takes a sickday near contract time, they can just say 'don't bother coming back'. Then he can make another aquarium video.
n/a DaveNone 2017-06-21
He's trying hard to make it seem like his show is getting popular. All his calls are pro Opie, he and his 3 sidekick dolts laugh at anything and everything, he has numerous fake twitter accounts telling him how great his show is daily and he's releasing new merchandise.
Sirius must be thinking that he's the next Howard Stern at this point. Or they have brains and can see no one likes his show and it sucks donkey balls.
n/a ZigginZaggin 2017-06-21
Next, they're going to take his stapler.
n/a Fr0styF0ster 2017-06-21
Holy shit Opie sucks.
n/a ApprilFells 2017-06-21
Opie & the sous chef will be in a similar position in October (if not sooner)
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-06-21
At least the sous chef has cooking skills to fall back on.
n/a McGowan9 2017-06-21
You don't think slathering prime cuts of steak in barbecue sauce and then cooking them extremely well-done constitute cooking skills?
n/a Joemomma101 2017-06-21
Got a nigga ribs hurtin today
n/a SKARx317 2017-06-21
(Or in OpSpeak)-World Star. Got a nigga! Ribs hurtin today!
Fucking idiot
n/a thissiteruinedme 2017-06-21
What's an "I just been 'fired'" box?
n/a CookieHaid 2017-06-21
Lynsi's cootah after Bam visits.
n/a CookieHaid 2017-06-21
I think I figured it out: this dolt doesn't know how to use punctuation.
Should be:
n/a thissiteruinedme 2017-06-21
Yes, but it still begs the question of why you'd avoid common expressions like pink slip/walking papers/letter of resignation/severance package and instead make up a box that tells you you're fired.
n/a CookieHaid 2017-06-21
Well, this would refer to the cardboard-box you put the shit from your desk in.
n/a schmuckOnWheels 2017-06-21
Just because he resigned from Uber doesn't mean he can't still use the service...that don't make no sense!
n/a Notmyfirstacc3 2017-06-21
Are you a fucking dolt? Why the hell would the ex-ceo use the service of his ex company that through share options he almost certainly has a monetary interest in still.
n/a DaveNone 2017-06-21
Do you realize how scared Opie must be at this point? His new show sucks and his co-hosts are as useless and unfunny as he is. He's probably about to be fired and has to face the prospect of going back to terrestrial radio where he never had any success until he hooked up with Anthony.
Plus he'll probably find himself applying to stations he mocked during jocktober and if he gets a job every show he made fun of is going to have a field day attacking him when they hear how bland and shitty his show will be.
n/a TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-06-21
Opie is far to stupid and delusional to know how shitty his situation is.
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-06-21
I think he is implying that ceo is so mad that he likes the rival company now. Real kneeslapper This opie guy I tell ya
n/a turnthemaround 2017-06-21
Opie's not in a position to piss off potential shirt customers.
n/a Vulgah 2017-06-21
He @ mentions lyftin hopes that they'll retweet it, what a retard.
n/a DryTeeth 2017-06-21
The amount of confusion this attempt at a joke is giving me is fuckong infuriating.
n/a tar_baby33 2017-06-21
Wow...that's bad.
n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-06-21
This attempt at a joke fucking infuriates me. Holy shit.
He was consistently in the company of funny people for roughly 25 years. You'd think SOME of it would have rubbed off on him, even by accident. But nope, not Opie.
n/a CookieHaid 2017-06-21
Can someone translate this? This was told like a cartoonish punch: the first sentence was his wind-up; windmilling his fist. Then he knocks you out with the zinger of a punchline.
n/a insertclevereference 2017-06-21
or sumptin', I dunnno. I'm just riffin'.
n/a iSOBigD 2017-06-21
Tiss yeah cause he's probably lifting his "fired" box to get in his car right?
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-06-21
He could've been a successful comedian, you know?!
n/a Chuck_Chasem 2017-06-21
A model, stand-up comedian, cuckold, sloth and Radio host. Raised in a poor hippie-commune and eating from cement bags. No wonder he was Erock's hero.
n/a jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2017-06-21
serious - is he using a prepburger?
n/a ZigginZaggin 2017-06-21
In theory, he might have his own car. I mean, I'd find it hard to believe that everybody at Uber takes an Uber to work.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-06-21
Simply stunning...
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-06-21
That's why "fired" is in quotes, brotherman. Nice try with the hate, though.
n/a CuntFromRoganBoard 2017-06-21
Even if you resign you still clear out your stuff and carry a box when you leave! Goshh!
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-06-21
To be fair to Tits, resignations like this are almost always forced.
n/a piggyboi 2017-06-21
And why did he put quotes on "fired," instead of "I just been fired?"
He is a dope.
n/a Notmyfirstacc3 2017-06-21
Are you a fucking dolt? Why the hell would the ex-ceo use the service of his ex company that through share options he almost certainly has a monetary interest in still.