his breathing capabilities

Fuck all that shit, its the burping into the mic that is the worst. Even Sam slammed him for that.

"Haters" & "the Hate"

Fawkin

Opie's most hated verbal crutch ..... maybe Anthony ???

I always hated when he pronounced words funny (bluuburries, warsh, jeesaus). It was never funny, and even when I wasn't all in with the hate, it annoyed me.

Ugh "burfday"

I think the way he pronounces God like that guy in Full Metal Jacket is fawkin hilarious

Big boy got a bat or whatever the fuck it is.

There ya go! That's how we get the laughs

TRUST me...... fawkin' TRUST me

The fake laughing so hard he has to catch his breath, which always lasts 2 minutes and is louder than everyone else

Oh, he loves that one! During one of the XM walk overs when they got into an argument with the 9/11 truthers and dumb ass Opie tried so hard to intimidate the guy with "trust me, you don't want to fuck with me...TRUST ME!" I still get douche chills recalling that one.

Ugh. Now I have to listen to this.

https://youtu.be/3MSIkH2e28c

I love that Kenny is in view as he says it.

Also he has all this "you don't know what I think about 9/11” and he can think whatever he likes... But he's never not backed Ant up on the show.

I hate fake tough guys. I don't act that way on the Internet (they're the worst on the internet), or in a bar when they know 8 friends will back them up or whatever. If I let my mouth write a check my ass can't cash, it won't be "you don't want to fuck with me man, trust me". It'll be *alright, it's on!" And then I will procede to get my ass handed to me, because I've really never learned to fight.

But at least I'll be real. Honestly I'm the quiet giy sitting in the corner, or playing in the band so I'm not bound to get I to that situation. Messing with my kids is probably the only thing I couldn't let go. But I wouldn't yell and screaming while my 6'5” black belt cop friend was closer to him than I am.

It's even more douche chill inducing than you think. Opie isn't trying to scare the guy by implying that 'you don't want to fuck with me' because he can fight...he's implying that he 'knows people' that can take care of the problem because, you know, he's rich and dillusionally famous and, of course, he still has those mob connections from his days as a mafia caddie. Ooooof.

The long S after something plural. Like, My Guysss, or blueburriessss. Also he almost ruined one of the best O&A moments, when Bobo was the fugitive, and he pronounced it"fuitchitive" the whole time.

Any and every time he would launch into a "see, that's what we do here! These other guys don't know great radio!!" rant. "We give dese guys a little attention for a day or two, and then it's back to obscurity for them".

Or any time he would pretend to not know the name of someone or something that they were bashing.

I thought Jimmy came up with Kickables first.

How he refers to African Americans as "Management". Speaking in code is hurtful.

Has anyone said "I've been doing radio since I was EIGHTEEN!" ? If not, that's mine.

ehhh sorry