Welfare bum and child spit conneseuir Joe cumia earns $50 then makes a Facebook post about it.

3  2017-06-20 by JoeCumiaSr

14 comments

Nobody's ever heard of me but I would never brag about making 50 bucks doing anything. Hell I just paid that to have a masseuse give me a tug.

How was it nigga

Nothing to write home about. That's the catch 22 with those Asian massage places. The young cute girls give worse handy J's. The ones in their late 30's where the bloom is really off the rose are pros, but then you have somebody's aunt tugging your pecker.

Yeah, or your own sometimes.

If you're lucky.

Shit, I've have been trying to get my old aunt to do that for years

The key is not to ask for permission

That money went straight to his Jenkem hookup

Jesus Christ. I wouldn't even brag about that ironically. What the fuck is 50 bucks to any man his age?

A busy busboy's day wage.

The only other money he's ever earned is playing other people's music for $150 a night a 6 hour drive away. The bulk of his income is charity from his little brother. He earned this $50 with his own creation, he's really proud but trying to play it off as sarcasm. I'm sure he won't offer tranth his share.

OpieandAnthonyCatalyst

Ohhhh. I get it now. This is why has no problem accepting a monthly check from his younger brother....

Early on, he made it clear to Anthony that without his band....the show would never have existed. What a prideful, not-pathetic, non-creep he is.

Opie should use that tag because he hired Ant and everyone else that would comprise a good show whether he existed or not.

He typed #OpieAndAnthonyCatalyst like he discovered a comet.