Bobby could live in Somalia and still be fat

"Pardon me, Sahib. Are you gonna finish that bowl of gruel?"

Dude I'm gettin' fawkin thinner dude!

imagining him in the lead role is a very pleasurable mental image

A remake could be Bobby's breakout role. Maybe that'd finally convince him to stop stuffing his fat whale face.

cgi has come a long way

I bet every time his wife is pinned to the bed, that thought runs through her head.

On his podcast recently Bobby and a group of open micers were discussing the Kathy Griffin/Trump head thing and Bobby said he'd be pissed if his son saw tweets about him telling him he's not going to live long enough to see his boy graduate high school. Without a hint of self awareness or reality he said those people are cruel dicks, but he avoided acknowledging that they're onto something. Which is worse Bobby? Your kid getting upset by a tweet when he learns to read or your kid losing his father at a young age? Obesity truly is a mental illness.

Yeah, but when you've got that fresh Morton's chocolate cream pie in hand ....

True. When Bobby talks about food it's like he's in a trance. He did that pilot with Sherrod a few years ago where they just go to gross Guy Fieri type places and stuff their faces and it was a real spectacle watching him eat and savor.