Have you guys seen his new special? It was on HBO yesterday so I watched it for like 10 minutes. It was probably the worst stand up special I have ever seen. He was bombing. I had no idea he was this unfunny. At one point he brought out an ax that he had bought at an Asian store, gave it to a fan in the front and told him to yell while holding it. That was the whole joke. If you enjoy watching an incredibly hacky dude embarrass himself, watch his special. It's so bad, it is almost good.
You didn't like when he was casually holding the ax while using it to point at the things he was telling the imaginary person to put on his sandwich? Carrot Top is more subtle with props.
There's nothing "special" about specials anymore. A special used to be kind of a big deal, now it's about as impacting as hosting your own podcast. It's almost a war of attrition between any kind of network now once Netflix started, "who can make the most specials in a year." Quantity over quality.
"What's 'special;' take ya out back & suck your dick?" - Mr Blue
I went to a live show of his which appears to be mostly the same material (water) as the special.
It was like 10% funny, 25% awkward, 65% shit he had clearly improv'ed at previous shows and added to the act because it got a chuckle. The most awkward part was when he spent like 15 minutes making fun of someone for sneaking wine into the show in what looked like a coffee cup (dramatically poured it out on stage), when in reality the venue was selling wine and putting it in weird cups. I can't believe NO ONE within shouting distance said anything.
shut up. two of those movies are sequels he had nothing to do with the sucess for and I looked up the Steven Spielberg movie your talking about.
Plot:When the creator of an MMO called the Oasis dies, he releases a video in which he challenges all Oasis users to find his Easter Egg, which will give the finder his fortune. Wade Watts finds the first clue and starts a race for the Egg.
Haha, no he was a major character in Deadpool 1 and will be an even bigger part of 2. And your butthurt certainly doesn't change the fact that he's got 4 huge movies in post-production, including the lead in the new Spielberg film. Word is he's getting $10 million for it. I think he'll be fine.
I heard you why are you repeating yourself. yes he was a co star in deadpool with his 10 min of screen time and there is a videogame book movie thats gonna be good because of merit.
Of course he'll "be fine." If he's got half a brain and a decent money manager he could probably retire tomorrow and live off the dividends of a few well chosen JSCs. Maybe he'll even become a huge star. Neither of these possibilities preclude the fact that he's an annoying douche though. It was obvious since this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkDZPC-M_ek
He said the show probably wasn't going to age well, which is a nice way of saying this season was horrible (which it is) and he can make a lot more money doing movies.
I would agree with this sentiment but if you saw last nights episode you would see that leaving Silicon Valley was the right move. The show is going nowhere. Silicon Valley has no plot, and is just running on the same premise. They succeed and fail, over and over. It is sad but a great move on Miller. Silicon was hilarious, now it's just a show about following what's big on the tech business just to stay relevant. Fuck all of you Silicon Valley Apologist.
I didn't realize what an unlikable, self-centered/self-obsessed douche TJ Miller is until hearing him with Jim this morning. The smart money is on him crashing and burning before 2020.
Yeah, it was unlistenable. I never liked him before, but I listened to the first ten minutes or so of him with Jimmy. He really is annoying, and hugely self centered. I heard him talking about how he has to turn down pics with fans, and that he lectures them that they need to learn to live their life, not record it, or some other cliche line. That was about as much as I could take.
I was stunned hearing that pompous ass say that when he turns down fans requests for photos he can tell it's the worst thing that's ever happened to them.
If I were a casting director and heard that interview, I'd never hire the guy because his attitude and personality is toxic.
Yeah, TJ mentioned Maron hating him, and he responded as was to be expected. By acting like he has no respect for anything Maron does, and saying he hates Maron too, basically. Of course, if Maron had shown even passing interest in Miller, Miller would have said Maron is a genius.
This is every guy at every Hollywood area open mic, like the Hooters on Hollywood blvd. This is all they want, big act outs, over the top energy with light frat bro humor. I can't believe he's not wearing a backwards baseball hat. This is the quintessential "dude that got into comedy just for the pussy." Awful.
why people accepted this cunt after his performance in cloverfield is beyond me. Im sick and tired of TJ Millers dick being rammed down my throat. He is talentless.
The only role I liked him in was in Silicon Valley, because he plays himself, as the narcissistic hipster asshole everyone kind of hates, but needs something from, so they let him hang around.
Somebody should try to get a copy of it and post it somewhere for everybody to watch that doesn't have HBO. I really want to hear other people's opinions about how bad it is. I'm currently trying to watch the whole thing. His first joke, he talked about how nice people are in Denver. They smile at you, instead of being rude like NYC and LA. But he said when they smile at him, he overly exaggeratedly smiles back at them, and did this huge act out. That was the whole joke.
A little of this guy goes a long fucking way. I found him funny playing an obnoxious douchebag in the first season of Silicon Valley, but I guess a season worth is the most I can take of this guy before he becomes insufferably annoying. And yeah his stand-up and everything else I've seen from him is complete dogshit. His whole schtick seems to be just being as obnoxious and acting like a retarded ADHD kid.
benson sure seems like a pissy little bitch always snapping at people on his podcast.
He's the fucking worst. I used to listen to Doug Loves Movies, and his shitty attitude turned me off. I tried it again several times because I really wanted to hear the guests (who sometimes aren't on many podcasts) and they are just wasted with his subpar hosting. He's cunty and passive aggressive for no reason.
The Scottish in me can't help but want to watch this because of the subliminal flag of Saint Andrews in the background. The HAARP system. Mind control.
Oh boy, this guy likes to pontificate. I blame Jim and the utter lack of show prep though. The dude opened with getting ready to shit on Marc Maron, and Jim quickly changed course. Why? You had nothing else lined up to talk about.
He really did himself no favors by coming on the show. Came off as a narcissistic smug unlikeable douche bag. I never heard him on a podcast or show and gave it a shot, and he really seemed like a fuckin asshole.
+5 - Of course he'll "be fine." If he's got half a brain and a decent money manager he could probably retire tomorrow and live off the dividends of a few well chosen JSCs. Maybe he'll even become a huge star. Neither of these possibilities preclude the fa...
Haha, no he was a major character in Deadpool 1 and will be an even bigger part of 2. And your butthurt certainly doesn't change the fact that he's got 4 huge movies in post-production, including the lead in the new Spielberg film. Word is he's getting $10 million for it. I think he'll be fine.
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n/a Joemomma101 2017-06-19
Have you guys seen his new special? It was on HBO yesterday so I watched it for like 10 minutes. It was probably the worst stand up special I have ever seen. He was bombing. I had no idea he was this unfunny. At one point he brought out an ax that he had bought at an Asian store, gave it to a fan in the front and told him to yell while holding it. That was the whole joke. If you enjoy watching an incredibly hacky dude embarrass himself, watch his special. It's so bad, it is almost good.
n/a Cream_P 2017-06-19
You didn't like when he was casually holding the ax while using it to point at the things he was telling the imaginary person to put on his sandwich? Carrot Top is more subtle with props.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-06-19
you can see his axe at 00:40
n/a telemecanique 2017-06-19
I don't wanna..
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-06-19
No, I'd rather cut my cocktail and balls off with said axe than watch that faggot.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-06-19
There's nothing "special" about specials anymore. A special used to be kind of a big deal, now it's about as impacting as hosting your own podcast. It's almost a war of attrition between any kind of network now once Netflix started, "who can make the most specials in a year." Quantity over quality.
"What's 'special;' take ya out back & suck your dick?" - Mr Blue
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-06-19
I'd go over 10 percent for that.
n/a RJPennyweather 2017-06-19
That's his bit.
n/a Treeckosis 2017-06-19
But... he pours water all over himself. Is that not funny to you?
n/a pj530i 2017-06-19
I went to a live show of his which appears to be mostly the same material (water) as the special.
It was like 10% funny, 25% awkward, 65% shit he had clearly improv'ed at previous shows and added to the act because it got a chuckle. The most awkward part was when he spent like 15 minutes making fun of someone for sneaking wine into the show in what looked like a coffee cup (dramatically poured it out on stage), when in reality the venue was selling wine and putting it in weird cups. I can't believe NO ONE within shouting distance said anything.
n/a duranfarbissina 2017-06-19
hes a great comedic actor and pretty funny off the cuff on pods or whatever but his stand up ain't great... Stand up as an art form sucks anyway tho
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-06-19
such powerful insight
n/a JerkStoreJ 2017-06-19
Spoken like a true civilian
n/a crookedmile 2017-06-19
I like how this asshole walked away from Silicon Vally to pursue "other options". Genius move David Caruso.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-06-19
What! You didn't like Office Christmas Party?
n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-06-19
Not as much as the Emoji Movie!
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n/a late_50s_why 2017-06-19
now we just need that indian faggot to walk away from the show
n/a JMueller2012 2017-06-19
And a bridge
n/a holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-06-19
and into a vat of boiling paki curry
n/a Killgore 2017-06-19
He walked away from Silicon Valley? What a faggot. That's the best thing he'll ever be in.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-06-19
There was probably some behind the scenes (((drama))) that lead to his departure, he seemed to love the show.
n/a truthie 2017-06-19
He's got 4 huge movies in post-production, including the lead in the new Spielberg film. I think he'll be fine.
n/a segasarnold 2017-06-19
shut up. two of those movies are sequels he had nothing to do with the sucess for and I looked up the Steven Spielberg movie your talking about.
Plot:When the creator of an MMO called the Oasis dies, he releases a video in which he challenges all Oasis users to find his Easter Egg, which will give the finder his fortune. Wade Watts finds the first clue and starts a race for the Egg.
Garabage
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-06-19
Damn, Speilberg signed onto that?
Look at his IMDB for upcoming movies, it's all video game movies and sequel.
Speilberg is just phoning it in now.
n/a 4lexM 2017-06-19
It's the film adaptation of a book, which was absolutely brilliant. If the movie is half as good, it will still be fantastic.
n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-06-19
Dude it was the faggiest book ever written. It was fucking TERRIBLE. What the duck is wrong with you?
n/a beer_nyc 2017-06-19
you really do belong on reddit
n/a segasarnold 2017-06-19
take it easy on truthie's favorite movie he needs this one
n/a truthie 2017-06-19
Haha, no he was a major character in Deadpool 1 and will be an even bigger part of 2. And your butthurt certainly doesn't change the fact that he's got 4 huge movies in post-production, including the lead in the new Spielberg film. Word is he's getting $10 million for it. I think he'll be fine.
n/a segasarnold 2017-06-19
I heard you why are you repeating yourself. yes he was a co star in deadpool with his 10 min of screen time and there is a videogame book movie thats gonna be good because of merit.
n/a truthie 2017-06-19
Because your retarded reply clearly showed you didn't understand my comment the first time. Giving you another shot at it there champ!
n/a segasarnold 2017-06-19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plRBCNajIAQ
n/a truthie 2017-06-19
Well shit, there's no way I'm coming back from that.
n/a segasarnold 2017-06-19
dont stop defending your boy TJ Miller. I hope hes GAYING you.
GET IT!
n/a truthie 2017-06-19
Psh, he doesn't need my defence. This year alone he's got 4 huge movies in post-production, including the lead in the...
n/a McGowan9 2017-06-19
I'm not sure where you stand on this. Could you confirm for clarification. Do you think he'll be fine?
n/a truthie 2017-06-19
Listen here, no matter how much it hurts segasarnold feelings, it certainly doesn't change the fact that...
n/a McGowan9 2017-06-19
Of course he'll "be fine." If he's got half a brain and a decent money manager he could probably retire tomorrow and live off the dividends of a few well chosen JSCs. Maybe he'll even become a huge star. Neither of these possibilities preclude the fact that he's an annoying douche though. It was obvious since this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkDZPC-M_ek
n/a truthie 2017-06-19
Yeah I have no argument against him being a massive and annoying douche.
n/a OswaldTheLucky 2017-06-19
Just because he will be fine doesn't mean he doesn't suck
n/a truthie 2017-06-19
Fortunately I'm not defending whether he sucks or not.
n/a holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-06-19
...sue lightning has a penis covered in anthony's saliva
n/a holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-06-19
unless he slips on a banana and hurts himself badly
n/a late_50s_why 2017-06-19
isnt that from a book?
n/a OedipusOrca 2017-06-19
He said the show probably wasn't going to age well, which is a nice way of saying this season was horrible (which it is) and he can make a lot more money doing movies.
n/a Mrpornogoregrinder 2017-06-19
I would agree with this sentiment but if you saw last nights episode you would see that leaving Silicon Valley was the right move. The show is going nowhere. Silicon Valley has no plot, and is just running on the same premise. They succeed and fail, over and over. It is sad but a great move on Miller. Silicon was hilarious, now it's just a show about following what's big on the tech business just to stay relevant. Fuck all of you Silicon Valley Apologist.
n/a scarletknight2 2017-06-19
If it wasnt for Netflix we'd never know where the real talent was...or wasnt...
n/a late_50s_why 2017-06-19
netflix made tons of garbage contents too
n/a Toss__Pot 2017-06-19
this guy stinks .......................
n/a lispychicken 2017-06-19
Did he turn into Gallagher? What was that trailer I just watched? That was horrible!
n/a 867-5309- 2017-06-19
I didn't realize what an unlikable, self-centered/self-obsessed douche TJ Miller is until hearing him with Jim this morning. The smart money is on him crashing and burning before 2020.
n/a PretzlKing 2017-06-19
Yeah, it was unlistenable. I never liked him before, but I listened to the first ten minutes or so of him with Jimmy. He really is annoying, and hugely self centered. I heard him talking about how he has to turn down pics with fans, and that he lectures them that they need to learn to live their life, not record it, or some other cliche line. That was about as much as I could take.
n/a 867-5309- 2017-06-19
I was stunned hearing that pompous ass say that when he turns down fans requests for photos he can tell it's the worst thing that's ever happened to them.
If I were a casting director and heard that interview, I'd never hire the guy because his attitude and personality is toxic.
n/a MackZiggy 2017-06-19
The dude literally makes money by having things recorded.
n/a majestik6 2017-06-19
Marc Maron has alluded to just hating his guts, but I don't think he's ever explained what their beef is about
n/a Three_Finger_Brown 2017-06-19
He said as much on the show today. I for one can't stand Maron, but I can't stand this guy either.
n/a S4PModsAreDirty 2017-06-19
Most comedians are awful people.
n/a PretzlKing 2017-06-19
Yeah, TJ mentioned Maron hating him, and he responded as was to be expected. By acting like he has no respect for anything Maron does, and saying he hates Maron too, basically. Of course, if Maron had shown even passing interest in Miller, Miller would have said Maron is a genius.
Funny how that works.
n/a TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-06-19
They had some limp-dicked Twitter argument.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-06-19
What has he said?
n/a lasers_are_useful 2017-06-19
i always wondered about something. tj miller was on opie and anthony during the patrice vs dr.z thing, but his voice sounds totally different.
i figured he might have been a teenager then or something, but the guy is like 40 or something.
???
n/a undersight 2017-06-19
"You want a photo with me? Fuck you, I'll spend the 5 seconds it takes giving you a speech about not living through social media instead".
n/a Lux_cs 2017-06-19
Unironically sounding like Mitch Fatel, nice going faggot
n/a PretzlKing 2017-06-19
Listening to this week's Chip Podacast, I thought the tranny chick sounded very much like Mitch Fatel.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-06-19
This is every guy at every Hollywood area open mic, like the Hooters on Hollywood blvd. This is all they want, big act outs, over the top energy with light frat bro humor. I can't believe he's not wearing a backwards baseball hat. This is the quintessential "dude that got into comedy just for the pussy." Awful.
n/a dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-06-19
Like Burt Kreischer?
n/a majestik6 2017-06-19
Can confirm, used to wait tables in Claremont and there was That Guy, the waiter who wanted to be a comedian
n/a ananabu 2017-06-19
What are talking about? It's loud, fast and full of hit-or-miss jokes.
n/a segasarnold 2017-06-19
why people accepted this cunt after his performance in cloverfield is beyond me. Im sick and tired of TJ Millers dick being rammed down my throat. He is talentless.
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-06-19
The only role I liked him in was in Silicon Valley, because he plays himself, as the narcissistic hipster asshole everyone kind of hates, but needs something from, so they let him hang around.
He also needs to drop about 50 pounds.
n/a majestik6 2017-06-19
I seriously think that Office Space and Silicon Valley are the most accurate portrayals of working in tech ever made
Office Space in particular just nails it
n/a Cold-in-the-D 2017-06-19
Haaaamburger
n/a WiretapStudios 2017-06-19
Shuckie Duckie Quack Quack
n/a joeroganstinyleg 2017-06-19
"I'm going to douse myself in water over the course of an hour."
"Groundbreaking stuff, TJ."
n/a DickAction 2017-06-19
I know nothing about this guy's career, but holy shit! The interview was gross. What a self-important douchebag.
n/a OswaldTheLucky 2017-06-19
Every time he is on he talks like he is some wise sage or philosopher; more infuriating is that Jim eats his dumb shit up.
n/a Tanwhiteman 2017-06-19
Fuck this looks bad. He's like Galliger with down syndrome.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-06-19
can someone explain the spanish joke ty
n/a Joemomma101 2017-06-19
Somebody should try to get a copy of it and post it somewhere for everybody to watch that doesn't have HBO. I really want to hear other people's opinions about how bad it is. I'm currently trying to watch the whole thing. His first joke, he talked about how nice people are in Denver. They smile at you, instead of being rude like NYC and LA. But he said when they smile at him, he overly exaggeratedly smiles back at them, and did this huge act out. That was the whole joke.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-06-19
stop responding to your own thread and trying to milk it
n/a stoplookinggatmeswan 2017-06-19
A little of this guy goes a long fucking way. I found him funny playing an obnoxious douchebag in the first season of Silicon Valley, but I guess a season worth is the most I can take of this guy before he becomes insufferably annoying. And yeah his stand-up and everything else I've seen from him is complete dogshit. His whole schtick seems to be just being as obnoxious and acting like a retarded ADHD kid.
n/a dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-06-19
Closeted homosexuals tend to have a supressed rage, always ready to boil over.
n/a WiretapStudios 2017-06-19
He's the fucking worst. I used to listen to Doug Loves Movies, and his shitty attitude turned me off. I tried it again several times because I really wanted to hear the guests (who sometimes aren't on many podcasts) and they are just wasted with his subpar hosting. He's cunty and passive aggressive for no reason.
n/a GraveJ 2017-06-19
The real life Kenny Drebson!
https://youtu.be/BgvXF1sc3Uk
n/a do_you_vape_asshole 2017-06-19
His act has been the same for years. Watch I Am Road Comic. The first joke he tells he has been telling for the past 5 years
n/a dfuller39 2017-06-19
He has the douchiest "I'm cool aren't I? Yeah I am" face.
n/a alobesmooth 2017-06-19
The Scottish in me can't help but want to watch this because of the subliminal flag of Saint Andrews in the background. The HAARP system. Mind control.
n/a Amiigo7 2017-06-19
I'm calling it. This guy is going to get pinched in some weirdo sex crime within the next 5 years. I see it in his face.
n/a 90yroldbigpeckakid 2017-06-19
Oh boy, this guy likes to pontificate. I blame Jim and the utter lack of show prep though. The dude opened with getting ready to shit on Marc Maron, and Jim quickly changed course. Why? You had nothing else lined up to talk about.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-06-19
He really did himself no favors by coming on the show. Came off as a narcissistic smug unlikeable douche bag. I never heard him on a podcast or show and gave it a shot, and he really seemed like a fuckin asshole.
n/a User234524352345 2017-06-19
I'm not a fan, but he doesnt talk about his vagina all the time so he gets a pass.
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n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-06-19
such powerful insight
n/a late_50s_why 2017-06-19
netflix made tons of garbage contents too
n/a JerkStoreJ 2017-06-19
Spoken like a true civilian
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-06-19
Damn, Speilberg signed onto that?
Look at his IMDB for upcoming movies, it's all video game movies and sequel.
Speilberg is just phoning it in now.
n/a truthie 2017-06-19
Haha, no he was a major character in Deadpool 1 and will be an even bigger part of 2. And your butthurt certainly doesn't change the fact that he's got 4 huge movies in post-production, including the lead in the new Spielberg film. Word is he's getting $10 million for it. I think he'll be fine.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-06-19
isnt that from a book?
n/a dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-06-19
Like Burt Kreischer?
n/a majestik6 2017-06-19
Can confirm, used to wait tables in Claremont and there was That Guy, the waiter who wanted to be a comedian