When Sam looks at his kid, all he sees is money that won't be spent on wrestling dolls

63  2017-06-19 by TinKnockinMoroccan

I give it a year before there is a Pattoning.

19 comments

n/a  ImTakingADumpAsIType 2017-06-19

Ok.

n/a  Opprobriousness 2017-06-19

My sixth month old LOVES wrestling. I bought him all the 2017 dolls. He loves when we play with them together.

n/a  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-19

Do you think Sam would let his kid play with his wrestling dolls? They need to be meticulously placed on shelves with belts on the current champions.

n/a  Opprobriousness 2017-06-19

A man like Sam buys two of everything: One for posterity that "will be valuable someday" and one to play with.

n/a  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-19

Yeah, for SAM to play with.

n/a  ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-06-19

Shame on you. This is how the gay spreads

n/a  Nulltor 2017-06-19

Some poor woman let you put your cock in her?

What is sex like?

n/a  CompoundMediaPRIsGay 2017-06-19

NIGGABOT OUT HERE KEEPIN IT 100!

#1: SAM A BITCH

n/a  Thomas_Daly 2017-06-19

happy to see youre still around

n/a  CompoundMediaPRIsGay 2017-06-19

MAH NIGGA!! THEY LET NIGGAZ LIKE U BAK IN HERE, NOW U KNOW THEY IN TROUBLE!! LOL!! JUST KIDDIN YOUNG BULL HOW YOU LIVIN?!

n/a  AsianAnalParty 2017-06-19

He is just trying not to kill him at this point

n/a  867-5309- 2017-06-19

He's trying to hire Louise Woodward as a nanny for the kid.

n/a  onemancrimespree 2017-06-19

I have to admit, I remember the feeling I got walking by the Toy aisle, being so excited about superhero and wrestling action figures and the cool little extras they'd come with.

I cannot fathom or even begin to try to understand someone having any use whatsoever for an action figure of Rick Flair's ugly, untalented daughter. I want to hurt Sam with my own hands.

n/a  murderboner0 2017-06-19

That kid is a gold mine, Long Island has a HUGE demand for children's spit.

n/a  Vic_Dum 2017-06-19

Haven't seen Sam's wife in a while. Has she become a great big fat person?

n/a  JerkStoreJ 2017-06-19

She might as well

n/a  Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-06-19

He'll smother the little burden with a Stone Cold Steve Austin t-shirt.

n/a  OswaldTheLucky 2017-06-19

They are ACTION FIGURES!

n/a  Patmcpsu 2017-06-19

Casey Anthony. But uglier.