I'm dying to see if anyone actually tweets

"Who'll be first one to tweet pic of themselves wearing one?"

oh,opie....

I hope it's /u/patbattle1 so Opie has to acknowledge him. Opie doesn't give him enough praise.

Pat was there for him every day.

As horrible as it is to type I don't think he is lying and there are people who bought that shirt and will wear it.

"Yeah," as much of a quote as Opie's wit can muster.

yeah massa, want me to do some more soft shoe

selling like hotcakes? why not just sell hot cakes??!!

What a sad sack of shit hawking his worthless nonsense on Fathers Day.

Why the fuck is a multi-millionaire doing his own merch fulfilment?

...I mean, sure, he's got Dassabessdo to lick the stamps, but at least get Vic to package and ship them.

Tell me he's got a spare bedroom in a multi-million dollar apartment full of worthless T-shirts.

Tell me he's got a spare bedroom in a multi-million dollar apartment full of worthless T-shirts.