Her eyes go west and northeast.

wow they do

One is going east and one is going west. So what?

Bam's dick is in the middle going, whadd'ya want from me?

Looks like somebody we know!*

*Johnny Knoxville, upon seeing a photo of Opie's daughter

So do Bam Margera's.

Opies brother was taking the photo

She has that mudshark vibe about her

Nah, she's a greasy skateboarding groupie.

i think she is type to feel around and see what she can get but ended up with real lemon

I bet Opie and her really make each other laugh with their edgy humour.

No woman's eyes should be so soulless and void of life at her own wedding. In these circumstances, however... #pray4lynsi

What kind of hatable cunt flips the bird to a photographer in her wedding day? Who fucking edgy!

Her and the Opester deserve each other.

Wow, this chick is so off the wall and radical, dude! She's flipping the bird during her own wedding! She must be a delight to be around.

Opie should have paid for her to go to finishing school.

Wheres Father Doris

Where the fuck is Father Doris...FUCK

Say what you will about Opie, but his tits looked pretty good in that wedding dress.

The woman with the white flowers is horrified after being shown the cake stomp video.

The face on the white flowers woman after Opie attempted a joke.

I can already see the balding starting in this photo

That witch in the back with the red eyes is about to cast the spell of tits on Gregg.

Jesus, she looks like she's in the middle of a kangaroo court in a banana republic.

It's really no mystery why there isn't a ring to be found on either of those bridesmaids. Some say that one chick's Jew nose is still casting a shadow from the camera flash to this day.

Is the spic behind her about to barf!?

Meh my mate is a millionaire investment banker type and his wife got in a fight with bar staff in her wedding dress. This is nothing.

Mail order brides can be a little cunty.

A lot of people said it was the best wedding they'd ever been to.

Not Lynsi, but a lot of people.

Another example of Opie not understanding basic human interaction. That's what everyone says at EVERY wedding. You realize your "friend" just spent thousands of dollars on a 3 hour (or 3 day) party, and you want them to feel better about the money they just wasted, so you lie to them. Opie really is an autistic boob.

Cha-Ching!

I'm rich now, bitches.

Its like when a friend catches you doing somethimg so fucking lame & terrible...and you both know it.

Opie is rushing out because he spotted a homeless veteran outside he needed to go abuse.

Another example of Opie not understanding basic human interaction. That's what everyone says at EVERY wedding. You realize your "friend" just spent thousands of dollars on a 3 hour (or 3 day) party, and you want them to feel better about the money they just wasted, so you lie to them. Opie really is an autistic boob.