Not a direct answer but I´m listening to a show now where he thinks the rules of table tennis involve not being allowed to score points unless you serve......I swear to you.

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I think the lie in that show is that he used to play ping-pong all the time.

Another sports-related lie: "I was playing chess this weekend, I was making a lot of defensive moves."

Were ya?

I think the biggest lie he tells is that he hated doing hack radio when he was younger.

I promise you if it weren't for Anthony and Jimmy, Ope would be one of those guys doing local morning zoo radio. No question.

They used to mock E-Rock and his Scott Shannon/Morning Zoo past.

All along, that's what Opie really wanted for his career. Who would have thought?

he worked for the mafia

What? He didn't?

sorry, shouldnt have brought it up. Dont want him to get whacked

He was a caddy for some wealthy Italian guys, thought "they must be mobsters!" and turned it into "I worked for the mafia." They don't hire teenage Polish faggots you faggot. And your bookie story was probably just having a football pool with some friends you reimagined as a criminal enterprise because you had to top Anthony being a wannabe coke dealer.

jesus Christ relax, I'm not opie. stop yelling at me

I saw your tits and got distracted.

do they look good?

I got distracted didn't I?

That he grew up poor

Do you mean to tell me poor kids don't list yachting and ski trips under "hobbies" in their high school year books?

Poor kids don't have a car in high school that they drive all their friends to school in either?

ME - "My fawkin dad had 6 kids to feed and he only got me a 5 year old second-hand car when I was 17. We were dirt poor!" Sniff.

Opie trying to convince everybody that he has SXM by the balls with his cryptic language and vague threats of moving on. THEY DON'T CARE! They can throw any half celebrity in his place and draw more listeners.

It's so true it's sad. I hope he gets replaced by Whoopi...

Almost every story he tells is a lie I'm noticing. Even the story where he's checking out houses and he thinks someone killed themselves in one.

He has to re-tell the stories sometimes (no one asks him to) and he completely gets all the facts wrong from the 1st telling.

Yep. Gregg Hughes is just a boring generic honky that nothing interesting has ever happened to outside of his job. He feels inadequate when someone really does have a good story, so he makes one up on the fly. He's not smart or creative, so all he does is exaggerate a boring real life situation into something absurd.

He got mad at 9/11 stuff being sold, did nothing, but says he dramatically took a stand. He didn't like a French guy he scuba dove with, did nothing, but turned it into a dramatic fight scene.

And now Cuban does this exact thing.

So many.

-The Godsmack singer begged him to help his career, but he threw his tape off a bridge.

-Green Day came to WBAB and begged him to buy them beer in 1994 (they were all over 21 according to Wikipedia.)

-He received a standing ovation for telling off an asshole in a parking lot.

-He and a teacher were bookies and would meet in the special ed class room to discuss their criminal organization because the retards couldn't tell anybody.

What are some of them other standing ovations Opie's gotten?

Flipping over the table of the Burning Twin Tower pictures being sold and rollerblading away.

I'm actually a pretty nice guy, but even if that really happened - I'd rather applaud a flaming dude in hot pants denouncing hate speech over a big titted oaf sniffing away on his rollerblades into the sunset. He makes it sound like a gay version of "Shane"

They clap pretty good.

The bookie thing. For fuck's sake. He was probably getting molested and looking at an inspirational Mike Bossy poster to mentally escape the trauma. All of this became his weird Suckerpunch fantasy of being a bookie with that teacher.

Not nitpicking, but I always thought it was Silverchair that wanted them to buy beer. Eh. Probably both, the lies compile.

I like the one where the black guy makes a shot playing basketball in Opie called him a nigger and the black guy knocks him out with one punch.

i hope that one's true because its him being an idiot and getting knocked out.

He fought for Anthony after the Times Square incident.

"It was a whatever effort"

"I fought for him in my own little ways."

Management is happy with the show.

He can do a show by himself.

Is there any time ever he's done a show by himself in the past 15 years?

He's a math genius He was poor growing up Howard made fun of his father dying in a car crash He used to rebel against Prepburger type bits in the past He's a student of comedy Homeless guy from cakestomp was a friend of show and was given all sorts of money over time Talked to Patrice over phone for hours He has other options to make a living outside of O&A The phones are exploding or someone wants in bad He ran into his brother in Florida on Spring Break after he took off from their family Opie Radio tshirt sales are good Brother Wease does a great show He didnt hear fill_in_the_blank bashing him

Hahahaha "someone wants in bad" - that shit used to infuriate me

You forgot "I shoulda been a doctor or something".

He can't even pronounce "fugitive". How the fuck could he have been a doctor?!

The show made South Park a hit

I may be wrong, but didn't they come in to promote Baseketball? If so, the show was a massive hit in its 2nd or 3rd season.

I've been re-listening to Patrice and he mentions multiple times calling Opie while he was on the road listening to replays.

On the Patrice thing, on the special they have for him after his death, Opie asks the guys if they had ever heard Patrice be upset and what he was like away from the show, cause the one time he talked to him away from the show, he went to dinner with his wife and Patrices GF, but Patrice left after an hour so he never got to know him properly, proving he never fucking talked to him on the phone and made him howl with laughter.

I like the one about him shitting his pants on someones front porch. And a poop ball managed to make it to the front of his pants and roll off his big toe in front of everybody. That is one magic turd.

That lie makes it pretty clear that he's never shit his pants as an adult -- what a loser, right gang?

Intentionally got themselves fired in Boston.

It's FRIDAY......ITS FRI-DAYYYYYYYY

I ran across this classic a while back where Opie claims to have intimidated a 9/11 truther so badly that the man ran away from him in sheer terror:

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/68g58u/accused_of_being_uninformed_by_911_truther_opie/?st=J3ZYHGCM&sh=ddb5593a

The exact greggshells quote during the 9/11 truther XM walk over that is entirely enraging is "trust me, you don't want to fuck with me...TRUST ME." The classic scared shitless pussy boy quote.

He fought a frenchman underwater

Him and Donald Trump Jr had similar fathers, Opie's Dad knew Donald Trump Sr's father - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3gLN6jMqk4

-A man broke into his home and almost raped him but left after looking him in the eye.

-He punched a (French)man underwater.

-He and Barry Williams were close friends.

-He could've been a model!

-He communicated with Ant and staff about his negotiation tactics at contract time.

-That he's the "thinking man's comic" on the show (Yes, he actually said this once. I wish I had timestamped it because I've never heard anyone mention it before).

-That he can take a bashing or a joke as well as anyone else on staff.

-That his therapy has worked.

-That he was ever cool, influential, in style, or cutting edge.

-That he is not exactly like his mother and every Jocktober hack and everyone else he's ever claimed on-air to hate.

-That Jim and Sam stole his show.

I forgot about the frenchman one

That was absurb even for him

Somebody please find that "thinking man's comic" quote. That's hilariously preposterous.

ME: That's what we DO on this show

He could've been a model - fronting a campaign urging women to use contraceptives.

Underwater homo knife fight.

When he told Bobo that he too gets man boobs "once in a while" but that he "just works harder" to get rid of them.

Or when he asked Lady Di why she was calling everyday and she said she wasn't, he went into panic mode and immediately said "EVERY DAY EVERY DAY, YOU'RE CALLING EVERY DAY. I NEED TO KNOW WHY."

But mostly, the lie he tells himself, that he's funny, a professional, and needed in any capacity on a radio show, or on the planet for that matter.

The fact that those too called in every day and sat on hold for hours was a giant lie. Both let slip that the show called them in the reg.

He keeps his head on a swivel.

That he told a five year old child in a playground, "I don't give a fuck how old you are, I will beat the shit out of you"

I would be willing to believe he actually did this. The only people he ever bullied are the homeless, animals, half retarded fans, people being held back and kids.

I can picture him verbally abusing a kid over having a grown up discussion with a parent. He only does the tough guy act to people who can't fight back.

Was this before or after Louis CK had thr same bit in his act?

The greatest lie is that there is no Lynsi-Bam sex tape.

Fucking limey.

Or Canadian.

That he "went to bat" and "fought hard" for Anthony after Ant's negro bashing rampage on Twitter.

'the opesters done some coke'

That was such a cringe moment for greggorieo.

School lunches in cement bags

He went to bat for Steve C

There was a show not too long before Steve died, where he spent over an hour bitching about Steve still having show content up on Foundry Music and trying to talk Anthony into hiring a lawyer. If I remember right, Anthony eventually said something like "i really don't give a fuck" and Opie was crushed.

Scuba diving commando.

He was at a state fair or something once and the guy behind the booth he was at got uppity with him, so Opie punches him. Pretty much any fight story sounds to be 100% lies

Cement Bags and being poor.

That he walked past houses and looked inside to fibd hoarders. I forget the exact clip but it was during them watching a hoarders episode, how convenient.

he is happy with the way this is all turning out

every movie break Opie lies about what he's seen or chimes in with some inane detail to make it sound like he knows what the guys are talking about. impossible to unhear the lies once you recognize what he does every damn time.

Not brought up a lot but in many cases when they used to be looking at a video he would claim to have "studied body language" and then lay some insight about the person in clip. Not only is this a blatant lie but his insight was always bullshit like "if you clench your teeth it shows you are lying".

Any time he's finished a sentence with, "To be completely honest with ya."

That time he was at a girlfriend's house, meeting her family - he said he farted, and a nugget rolled down his leg and off the front of his sandal.

For a math genius, he sure doesn't understand the physics behind a turd ball rolling from his butt to somehow down the front of his leg.

Fred Hughes is in Hell.

That he thought he paralyzed himself boogeyboarding. It wasn't the absurdity of the lie so much as how hard he got ripped on for it.

The bashing that followed was hilarious.

Jury duty.

The guy from The Goo Goo Dolls really should call him.

Him and his brothers used to plow the backyard using bits of wood tied behind their bikes

I liked the whole Howard Stern hallway thing where one day he was "lololz im gonna fuck with Howard in the hallways guyzz" and then when Howard had the hallways shut down it was "why? Nobody cares if he's in the hallway, nobody bothers him". Completely delusional.

He was playing basketball at dawn, and it was still pretty dark out. some stranger started giving him pointers on his shooting form. As the sun rises he realizes the stranger is rick barry

Not sure if a different story or if you fucked it up but he said he was practicing and Pete Maravich walked out of the fog. Either way hes a fucking delusional retard.

I fucked it up. It was maravich

I have to hear this.

That we should trust him.

Tchtrust

Linds is that you?

• could have banged Verucca salt

• threw Godsmack's CD out the window

• flipped over a table of 9-11 merchandise

• mom used to take his caddy money to fund the household when he was 14/15 (he started radio when he was 16)

I may be wrong, but didn't they come in to promote Baseketball? If so, the show was a massive hit in its 2nd or 3rd season.

ME: That's what we DO on this show