WE HAVE TO SAVE HER

4  2017-06-16 by cbanks420lol

11 comments

She looks like she can beat him up. She'll be fine.

Michelle was a sturdy woman too and we all know how that turned out.

Patton doesnt fight like that.Unless shes resistant to taking her bodyweight in sedatives shes gone

he gets them in their sleep

So did the last one

Patton "the whale stalker" Oswalt

She is dead, so dead.

Why? You already got away with it once you sick fuck. Is this him taunting? How could one man be so cruel?

No way. He's finally found his true calling, and I'd no more stop him than I would stop Rodin from making The Thinker. Some artists work in clay. Some work with women who look like mounds of clay.

"Patton Oswalt has been frank about the raw grief he has experienced following the death of his wife Michelle McNamara, who passed away unexpectedly in her sleep in April 2016 leaving the 48-year-old comedian left alone to care for their 8-year-old daughter, Alice Rigney."

His daughter doesn't have his or her mother's last name?

Something's not right. Besides the murder of his wife.

rigney is an ugly and random middle name, but so is patton's face.

Sociopath: "Which '80s sitcom does this remind you of?"

Lil' Girl: "None. It reminds me mommy's dead."

Sociopath: "Ya gotta admit. Reminds you of Different Strokes, right?"

Lil' Girl: "No. It reminds me that you're stroking a different lady in mommy's bed."

Sociopath: "Oh, hon, it's like I always say. Every time you choose love it delays the apocalypse.”

Lil' Girl: "What the fuck does that mean? If I loved mommy more, I would have delayed her death?"

Sociopath: "Chrissakes, you little shit, I'm talking about Trump, enough already about your mommy."

Lil Girl: "Mommy dying was the apocalypse, not Trump."

Sociopath: "It was Drumpf, you lil' cunt. Do you need more Benadryl?"

Don't worry. The two Corey's are looking over her.

How does he plan on killing this one? Fucking murderer.