"Hey judge, uh, (cough) this is Artie...look, I got allergies. I know I missed the hearing, I...uhh...(sniffle sniffle) got allergies, what can I say..."
One of my favorite things ever is when Howard would replay his "sick" calls. Nothing funnier than the way he says, "Hey GArrrr its Art. I am SO SORRY but I have been throwing up and have a fever. I am seeing my doctor at 5am."
Who knew you could just tweet the police when you miss a court date?
Bad communication with a lawyer. I got a new lawyer. Like I said, it's my fault.
What a 50 year old baby. Act irresponsibly, vaguely blame a third party, accept some responsibility as if that makes you some kind of hero. He's been running this routine his whole life. How exhausting he must be to be around.
The lawyer that got his possession charges thrown out was at fault for this. Time to hire a new sucker.
20 comments
n/a TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-06-15
Just stop fucking up. We all love him, but he just can't not fuck up. Cascading fuck-ups. One after another.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-06-15
He's very likely coming to Compound too
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-06-15
Tssss Dis might Compuond his fawkin legal problems dvvv...
n/a culture_silence 2017-06-15
Love that fat bleach drinking lasagna nigger? I don't think so.
n/a MalalaCumTribute 2017-06-15
EDGE
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-06-15
What a fucking loser.
n/a LarryKleist711 2017-06-15
Short and sweet.
n/a ajnj4 2017-06-15
He just forgot to go. He's been busy with his stand up. He plans on going to court Sunday afternoon.
n/a fudgesicle2014 2017-06-15
at 5 a.m.
n/a BoongChook 2017-06-15
He is the embodiment of all of us on this sub.
n/a lowend73 2017-06-15
Like Greg Allman, Artie ratted out his dealers to avoid any type of jail time.
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-06-15
Theres a decent shot he will be found dead
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-06-15
Yeah, but the world has said that since 1995.
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-06-15
"Hey judge, uh, (cough) this is Artie...look, I got allergies. I know I missed the hearing, I...uhh...(sniffle sniffle) got allergies, what can I say..."
n/a wllmweller 2017-06-15
One of my favorite things ever is when Howard would replay his "sick" calls. Nothing funnier than the way he says, "Hey GArrrr its Art. I am SO SORRY but I have been throwing up and have a fever. I am seeing my doctor at 5am."
n/a fudgesicle2014 2017-06-15
"This new diet is making me sick"
n/a CockPoopExpress 2017-06-15
"I went to get bread."
n/a insertclevereference 2017-06-15
Who knew you could just tweet the police when you miss a court date? Bad communication with a lawyer. I got a new lawyer. Like I said, it's my fault. What a 50 year old baby. Act irresponsibly, vaguely blame a third party, accept some responsibility as if that makes you some kind of hero. He's been running this routine his whole life. How exhausting he must be to be around. The lawyer that got his possession charges thrown out was at fault for this. Time to hire a new sucker.
n/a 52017 2017-06-15
Thankfully, no.
n/a aidspiss 2017-06-15
Just listened to Burning Bridges 005, Brennan gave that fat fuck a relentless beating.